How to wake up near a gf like this?

[Jonathan Peterson]

How to wake up near a gf like this?

[Angel Kelly]

stop being a gypsy for one.

[Isaiah Roberts]

Show her your BBC.

[Luke Sullivan]

Find a girl you like, follow her home, and set up a sleeping bag outside her window. You'll wake up near her.

[Jackson Wilson]

Be black.

[Jaxson Cook]

stop to shitpost everyday on Sup Forums as first step.

[Kevin Taylor]

Cloroform.

[Nolan Robinson]

Chloride, and a rag.

[Michael Richardson]

Define "near".

[Caleb Martin]

with wood.
and pound that as often and long as you can