I’m circumcised but noticed uncut penises have nice, shiny...

I’m circumcised but noticed uncut penises have nice, shiny, smooth heads from being protected and covered by the foreskin the way nature intended. Any cut guys have any luck with (dekeratinization) getting their dick heads pristine again?

>the way nature intended.
Troll harder uncut fag. No man who is cut wishes he was uncut. There are plenty of smooth cut dicks and There are plenty of dry uncut dicks.

this

Kek^
You look at dicks all day? Getting salty over a foreskin.

I know. Op needs to go back to sucking dicks and not worry about his dick so much. His insecurity will make sure no girl even gets the chance to look at it.

BUMP

No. Your thread is bad and you should feel bad. Be gone troll.

>regression

stop using spit.
get a senslip and use "babycreme" without parfume for masturbation

I wish I was given the choice. But I can't say if I would want it or not, because I've never known life with foreskin. But if I have a child he will have to decide once he is older. Otherwise it is genital mutilation, similar to what happens to girls in shitty parts of Africa and the Middle East.

Uncut dicks are ugly as fuck.

They literally look cut once you pull the skin back. Get rekt mate.

better cut than dog's dick, everybody knows dis

this, but I use man1 man oil instead.

Eh, I am uncut and my tip looks like an inbetween of these two

having a foreskin is like having an armpit on the end of your dick.

Im cut and my dick looks normal. Not overly slimy nor overly dry

sure kid

but the smell

HEY IS THIS A FAGGOT THREAD?

Show it!

ITT: Buttmad anons defend their parents choice to mutilate them and never knowing how much pleasure the insane amount of nerves on foreskin gives a man.
>b b but it's unhygenic.
This may blow your mind, but you can pull back the skin anytime and wash your cock, it's not hard.
Congrats on being the same as jews and mudslimes.

go around smelling a lot of cocks do you?

someone is sensitive.
what type of foreskin deoderant do you use?

its called soap

true

Why are men on Sup Forums so obssesed with dick?

I've got enough foreskin to be mistaken for an anteater and my cockhead has never ever looked that glossy.

same here user, i feel like i fucked up somehow or that dude just genetically has a smooth dickhead.

that only lasts for a few minutes then the bacteria starts growing again.

>Why are men on Sup Forums so obssesed with dick?

Sup Forums never used to be like this. It's some kind of long-term attack to fuck Sup Forums and Sup Forums over. Someone running a script or bots that post faggot threads over and over again. The mods seem to do nothing. It's not random, it's just spam.

It's a battle between jews and the rest

because they're super straight amirite

stop rubbing your dick in raw chicken then.

Classic Sup Forums
>blame Jews for everything
>"cutting your penis skin off is normal!"

bullshit, it's been like this as long as i've been here, every now and then there is a surge of newfags that find it offensive and go on about the good old days they were never even there for.
The current crop are all nu/pol/ retards so they meltdown constantly like the pussy snowflakes they are.
This.

>but you can pull back the skin anytime and wash your cock, it's not hard

yeah, nah, phimosis is very real and more common than you think. it often leads to circumcision during adulthood anyway, which is extraordinarily painful.

neither side is truly correct, nor is a cut dick less sensitive than someone with foreskin.

none of you are breeding anyway, so the debate is pointless.

so defensive

sure kid.

>Source: a man whose never had foreskin.
Bacteria is good, your kind of thinking leads to women douching there vagina's and causing them to get really nasty. It's all about balance.
Wash your cock once a day, I've never had a complaint and I've had my cock sucked more than you've had hot dinners.
I can enjoy that more than you too, because my parents weren't good goys.
>washing is hard.
The crux of your argument.

Well FYI I’ve been lurking here since 2011 and I can testify that this place has always been full of cockmunchers and gay pedophiles. But between the cock rate threads and the obsession with foreskin I don’t know what’s gayer.

just to give you a heads up, you're getting 0 anons mad in this thread

the truth is just that you just want to keep the conversation going as long as possible because you're lonely and need someone to talk to even if its trolling

there's more constructive ways of talking to ppl

Haven't bothered. Being unwilling cut as a baby helps fuel some of my rage.

its not a matter of being defensive, its a matter of properly washing yourself, hell my dick only stinks if I dont bathe for a week, and even then its not that bad.
If you're really having trouble with dick stench get one of those exfoliating gloves and very gently scrub your dick all over.

the foreskin threads are pure bait, no mystery

>Some people can't so everyone should be mutilated.
Most phimosis is cured with steroid cream and stretching, you were never given a choice and defend it.

It's all groovy if you aren't uptight. Frankly anyone who gets upset is on the wrong board.

Triggered, who the fuck cares when you dont even have comprehension. Sorry you wish you had a choice between a very menial decision that only influences your ego

Eh true enough. Dipping out now. Enjoy your cock thread.

>mum and dad were right to cut off the best bit of my cock.
I bet baby you loved it, smiled wide and put on a yarmulke. OY VEY

I've been here since late 2005, the board has always been a bit of a shithole, the only gay porn on here was the shock kind like lemon party, there was also a lot less of those fucking "hey look at these titties of girls I know" threads, oh and no trap threads, apart from people trying to gross each other out it was pretty full of memes.

the foreskin isnt the best bit of the cock, the best bit is the underside of the head.

more defensive posture.

Yet here you are, balls deep in the cock thread. Probably in every cock thread since 2005

thats not what you post said

but they are too weak to handle the fish they catch.

>i'll c cc call him defensive, that will show him!
Not an argument.
Foreskin pulled back combined with that is heaven, not that you'll ever know.

I was being less of an ass in my second reply, bacteria doesnt instantly make you stink, if you wash yourself properly you will be better off anyway.

buddy my dick is like a windsock

I like talking about men's health, I have a penis and I like to figure out the best way to maintain it, at least this thread isnt full of people showing off their cocks while insisting they aren't gay.

so you really don't have an excuse for your smelly dick do you?

The best way to maintain it is to keep it clean and get it sucked a lot by your boyfriend. I'm not judging you.

no you were the whole ass.

It's not smelly, but if it was you'd be quite right. There is no excuse unless you have phimosis in which case there are options available. A choice one can make for oneself.

I don't have a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, just a penis, that I need to wash.

>I'm really into kids.
No wonder you've been here so long.

I'm not falling for that again.

kek

I started using alpha hydroxy acid lotion. It’s an anti aging lotion and exfoliates and promote new skin growth. Found this info on a forum. This guy did it and got great results

why do you want your dicks looking shiny and smooth, seems kinda gay

its only gay if you want to put it in a man, wanting a well maintained dick is fine especially if you want to impress women with how nice it looks.

Damn man we could have danced forever

That shiny dick looks gross tho

Cocks shouldn't need lube. Natural clean cocks don't taste bad, cutfags have to defend their mutilation or admit they got a shitty deal.
Oy vey!

that's happened before, I spent 45 minutes going back and forth with somebody on here and it turned out we had the exact same opinion but were both so angry that it took that long to sort everything out.
I dont like feeling retarded more than once a day.

cocks shouldnt need lube because the vagina it goes into is supposed to provide that, not because the foreskin makes the dick slippery or something.

>cocks shouldnt need lube because the vagina it goes into is supposed to provide that
Soo.. You ever heard of precum?

Achhhhtually.
The foreskin act as a sleeve when fucking : it reduces friction between the glans and the vagina, making lovemaking more pleasure for the missus, as in less unwanted friction, more gliding delight.
Besides an uncut dick produces more precum than a circoncised penis : extra slippery for her pleasure.

All he probably does with his dick is jerk it for two minutes until he cums, so he's never seen his precum

Its so shiny. Like its had a coat of gloss paint.

He does sound like a "wind brushes me the wrong way and I cum" - kinda guy by how defensive he is

>the foreskin isnt the best bit of the cock
Aint that the truth

Uncut fag here.
Cut dicks look better, Uncut dicks feel better.
Hygiene comes in to it very little.
/thread.

The foreskin acts as a protective cover for the most sensitive organ in the male body; the glans (dickhead). This is not up for debate, that is what it is.
As for cleanlines, who the fuck doesn't shower ((at least)) every other day? You're a man, you produce testosterone, you're gonna smell like shit after an active day no matter what.

precum isnt lube, its to clean your urethra of urine because urine is acidic and can harm the sperm if i remember correctly.

i agree with the function of the foreskin, it makes movement smoother but it's not an outright replacement for lubricant.
>uncut dick produces more precum than a circoncised penis
are you really going to say that foreskins make it possible to produce more precum?

it takes me 45 mins to an hour to finish, stop projecting your own insecurities onto me.

>precum isnt lube
Read further down on the wikipedia article buddy
>it takes me 45 mins to an hour to finish, stop projecting your own insecurities onto me.
I am the jerkoff master durrtrrtrt

>So insecure you have to tell strangers on the internet how long you fap

that slick uncut head is super sensitive
there are pros and cons

circumcision was invented to deaden the penis, so your wives would cum more often, and thus return to the goodcock to give you more pussy and worker bees

but not enough research was them because...

uncutfags can get it up almost instantly again after cuming, they just dont know it

>Pre-ejaculate is believed to function as a lubricant and an acid neutralizer.
we're both correct then dickface.
>I am the jerkoff master durrtrrtrt
honestly I hate that it takes me that long, its a pain in the ass that it takes up so much time in my day.
when somebody accuses me of cumming because the wind blew at me in a funny way of course I'll feel a little insulted you anal catapult.

>Besides an uncut dick produces more precum than a circumcised penis
Dafuq? I'm circumcised and every woman I have been with says I precum more tha nany other guy they have been with. Any source for your statement or is it just another lie perpetuated by foreskin fetishists?

It just stops it evaporating so fast so it's superior you drydicked mofo piece of poo poo.

>ameritards defending getting the tip of their dicks cut off

So your statement that uncut penises produce was a straight out lie? Like the other crap you're peddling?

i've had both. experience a blowjob with both but no sex.
I came so much faster with head with foreskin. It takes me a while to cum from head without foreskin.
And who wouldn't want to last longer?

I have no regrets.

I'm not that user so no. Nice try filthy jew.

why did you get the chop though?

All of you are homosexuals for getting so worked up about your penis, it doesn't matter girls aren't gonna think your personality is better because your 5 inch penis has or doesn't have more foreskin.

>pic related, fags who care about their penis this much

I last ages and I have foreskin. I get the best. Checkmate cutfag.

get in here

I don't like the look of having a scar around my dick.

Uncut master race

we're anime girls?