I tried my American map yesterday and screwed up so immensely it was unsalvageable...

I tried my American map yesterday and screwed up so immensely it was unsalvageable, so just gonna run another UK map and then have a good long think about what I'm doing with myself.

Anyway, rules;

You can only attack your neighbour, to invade another island you must own a corresponding port.

Dubs = take 1 county
Trips = take 3 counties
Quads = take 5 counties
Quints+ = nuke 'em

Can also roll to gain independence and for foreign invaders.

And cut me some slack with updating, I'm just one retard doing the best he can.

Will consider accepting 14, 69, 404, 420 & 1337 gets.

London attack itself cause Muslim mayor

Uhhhhh those aren't counties

England take south Scotland anyway

I understand that they're amalgamations of counties, there are just a bit too many if I used actual county borders

Isle of wight to mainland

re

rex2

rex3

rex4
we shall take the mainland

rex5

Understandable have a nice day

Eng take any Scot

rex6

pls
rex7

one day
rex8

cornwall attack devon

REEEEEEEEEE

rex9

Thank you, you too.

rex10
tfw 10 rerolls and still no dubs

IOW to mainland

other post was bad luck

reroll

also thread doesn't seem to have taken off op

It seems it is simply not willed that the Isle of Wight expand it's borders.

pls
iow must spread

a few more then IOW will have to be abandoned

Seems to be the case, but I'll keep the tab open it in case of a miracle.

Isle of Wight takes Sussex!

Wew.

IOW WEST

Gonna wait to see if more people post though before I continue

American here and I'm so totally in agreement. Fucking hate you all but Scotland. Ask any American and they'll agree. Please have sex with me.

Isle of Wight to London

Yes

Here's a gif of the last game if you're interested. First one to end with peace, and not lack of interest.

Nice get

Fuck, I'm an idiot, this is the gif

I should probably have a contingency plan for if -I- get digits.

Scotland takes Isle of Man

England takes Cornwall

Wew Scotland Strong.

Northumbria fell pretty quickly after I left :(

IOW WEST

...

Isle of wight west

Thank you for pointing to that

Isle of Wight takes London!

England retakes London

IOW west pls

roll

reroll

reroll x2

Northern Ireland takes the Ireland territory to the west

offbyone reroll

Fuck that, Scotland takes Ireland

reroll x3

England annex Cornwall roll

fuck almost trips, rolling again

Isle of Wight take the county to the east

roll

Scotland conquers England

again

Offbyone reroll

>offbyonekenobi

iow east

England retakes the territory lost to Isle of Wight

England takes London!

Scotland --> Isle of Man

IOM take England

Off by one, reroll

nuke goes off accidentally in a random place

The Isle of Man invades the Mainland!

...

England takes North Wales. Death to the Welsh

England continues moving against IoW

reroll

one off - going for 7's

If you are doing those random gets you missed the 404

IOW west

Scotland takes Isle of Man

Fear takes hold in East Anglia! The populace evacuates!

America invades your city England , takes over renames it New Texas

Oh shit, rolling for Scotland to rebuild Hadrian's Wall, making it harder for England to invade.

re

Thank you, I guess I'm just immature as 69 stood out so far.

Isle of Wight moves West!

England takes Cornwall

yes!

IOM goes for more England

re x2

England takes back its land lost to IoW

SCOTLAND TAKES IRELAND

Second

re x3

Rolling for this

reroll

IOM goes East

Scotland --> Isle of Man

IOW west

Uhm, where's Orkney?
Norhtern Ireland takes rest of Ulster

Northern Ireland moves West

this

Scots take the Manx homeland!

I presume Orkney and Shitland are just north of the map and are part of Scotland

That would be entertaining

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IOW WEST

England takes IoW territory

Ireland reunites N.Ireland

I guess it was cut off in the original image I adapted, will add it in in V.2.0

Also, Northern Ireland conquers all of Ulster!

reroll

Can someone just kill the welsh please?