Ameribros, Leafbros, our father needs our help...

Ameribros, Leafbros, our father needs our help. He's being forced into a gangrape and we need - with our power combined - to meme magic him out of the EU

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We need to have a serious conversation about putting Dad into a home.

So its about that time huh.

Fuck you we used to rule the world.

Or else we might lose the inheritance to scammers.

She can veto if she needs to. She's still the Queen after all

Yes dad, you did. This is now the 21st century though.

Time to take your rightful place again.

Really don't want to have this conversation

Get away from our inheritance you cunts

MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN UK

I know a great home called Danelaw, it would make him jolly good again...

>tfw the sun is setting

cmon pops just settle down

Will do, aussie, but we need a good meme to get the ball rolling.

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which is more likely, Pres Trump or brexit?

But we can't tell them what to do like our King Nigger did, 'Straya, unless we want them to do the opposite of what we're telling them. All that we can do is to intimate that we think that, while Brexit may cause short term problems, they'll be better off in the long run. And I really do believe that.

This breaks my heart

Brexit

>Murica transformed into the East India Company

muh autism ree

I will be able to see London fall in my lifetime while being comfy in America.

Good times are ahead.

Brexit because it's closer, Trump still has 6 months to go (think of how far we've came from his announcement in June, that's his rate of progress)

Apologise for raping our ancestors right now!

Kek

Hello? HELLO? America??? AUSTRALIA??? SPEAK UP I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU.

Why are there brown people behind me??? This isn't my house??? I WANT TO GO HOME.

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Meme magic will save us

Once Britain gets fucked all the limey's will come to British Columbia and just remove the second bit.

Our provincial flag is literally the fucking royal union above a sun, to symbolize the sun never setting on the British empire. The irony is poetic.

>while being comfy in America.

We are getting pretty sick of poo in loos and brown people in general tbqh.


We need a flush and it is coming.

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Brother, I know we haven't gotten along well over the years, but your sons are right. It's time to think about settling down into a nice, cozy retirement home.

Canada??? IS THAT YOU ??? COME CLOSER PLEASE.

Are we going to the garden centre today??? You said we were going to get some azaleas for the front garden.

you disrespectful little shit don't make me belt you again i used to rule the world you know.

Is it tea time yet?????

Pretty sure he always liked Uncle France more than you.

But didn't you hear Trudeau and King Nigger? They shouldn't leave the EU they both said it, they are clearly right as they hold the highest offices in their lands.

YOU ARENT EVEN MY REAL UNCLE

user kun, you are edgy.

go out and get some fresh air.

ITT:
NEET anglos pretending they mean anything to their countries' governments

It's quarter past six bongs Mate, sixy bloody bongs it is!

Time for tea, time for tea I say

W-we kept our flag dad..

We made everything you have you disrespectful little shit.

The muslims would have murdered you down to the last poo covered peasant had we not intervened.

Yeah, then you gave up on life, ate to much, got fat, and do nothing but watch tv while you wait to die.

I'm up for it. We all need to combine our powers, this is more than MAGA, it'ssss MEGA

>MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN

FUCK OFF WE CAN DO IT!!!! NUCLEAR FIRE AND SHIT!!!

Is the DRC dressed like Mobutu? Kek. Free

Fucking suck up, seriously move out of the basement already and become your own person.

since this thread is about england , it's fair to assume it will be filled with sandni... people from middle east
so , can anyone translate this ?

queen is based

That's the privilege of the successful.

You've always been my favourite

>implying britain did anything helpful
>implying muslims will not get killed

Also, when will you stupids stop saying "WE".
Your grandfathers were based, i agree. you all are pieces of crap ruining your "muh civilization"

Same as your fav meme - we were kangz and shieet.

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>yfw anglo

It says you should pay debnts

Poo in loo

It says stop being bad with money and pay your debts

Stfu shitskin

Typical feminine Indian man. The day of the rope nigger

Says you, living in my attic, calling it your "loft" coming downstairs only when you want to bum some money for your weed followed by some snide remarks about how I'm "not with the times" or whatever.

Sounds familiar desu

Can you honestly be proud of a leaf?
You're only our half-brother anyway frenchy, I happen to like my Union Jack.

Bu....t.....but......he's....just....a........su...ck......up.

Yeah urgh. About that.

You have no genetic imprint in the UK or lingustic outside of West Yorkshire and the Orkneys.

Danes get btfo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Brice's_Day_massacre

>you will never be married to America

Why is it a leaf anyway?

It was the flag of the Thirteen colonies; the stripes are different.

America best big bro desu, gives us top of the line military tech instead of the stripped out shit he gives everyone else.

You are literally working your life away so that Merkel can turn around and spend your money to replace you with shitskins. Fuck off.

I do believe you let us have it because it was cold and there were scary animals like polar bears up here, also remember that time you tried to kick us out, didn't go so well now did it?
Cuck-a-doodle-doo

I didn't ask for these feels

Whats your problem anyway

Stay out of Atlanta

1.you can't force us
2.at least we borrowed money legally , we didn't steal any marbles
3.we invented economy when you were busy fighting snakes and running into the forests naked pretending to be druids , it is our right to fuck it all up as we please
4.i really do hope we leave europe and cancel the dublin agreement so we can dump all those sandniggers to europe , but you wouldn't be able to tell the difference , would you ?

Not an argument.

Just keep on sucking america's fat tits to keep yourself relevant.

Day of the rope when nigger bro?

Am I talking about us now you illiterate nematode?

We'll take the railroads back thanks, and your governmental system too.

You can thank us for the religious and social reform of India,
the indian railway
telegraph services,
the indian census
geological survey
and uniting your shitty country.

NEETs get fierce if your try to kick them out of their attics/basements.

This reminds me of the mother from Requiem for a dream

Aww you deleted your previous comment to include me. You do care!

No idea, you were the guys that gave us the leaves, we just decided to run with it.

Most Beautiful of Britannias daughters fair; Australia

youtube.com/watch?v=6FfQ8x-Wv8w

Wait, actually. You can thank us for 'India'.

'India' would not exist. Neither would you.

and by 'us' I mean my country and those who came before me.

We know you did, grandpa. Please tell us some more stories while I fetch you some warm milk.

>i really do hope we leave europe and cancel the dublin agreement so we can dump all those sandniggers to europe , but you wouldn't be able to tell the difference , would you ?
No you're right, greeks and sandniggers do look the same.

Might lose inheritance to scammers fuck, dad gave us Png we lost it, dad gave us largest chunk of Antarctica we are currently losing that to japs...

Yeah, take the railroads and the government system back.

We'd thank the British Crown for all those things (which would have happened eventually anyway), not a fucking neckbeard delusional cuck.

>SUPERPOWER 2030

It says "You're not getting your marble back you cheaky kalamari eating fuck"

Ps. Pay debnts

DESIGNATED

That's a flag I'd be proud of. The leaf is kina embarrassing mate

>4.i really do hope we leave europe and cancel the dublin agreement so we can dump all those sandniggers to europe , but you wouldn't be able to tell the difference , would you ?
Nah, Greece would look exactly the same, you're all brown skin turks anyway

So did New Zealand...

>tfw pure anglo blood

WE

we have our teeth and we do bathe , unlike you and sandniggers
anyways , give my regards to the mayor of london

Shhh, shh, i know i know, but you still have to be nice to the nurses, theyre here to help you. Leave their hijab alone dad.

I'm sorry I didn't want you to hear that, but it's true you've become disappoint son.

>canada being to woman

im ok with that

There are leaves in the Ensign as well look at the bottom right corner. You guy's gave use our leaf so we kept it, the rest of our flag is based on the beauty of fresh baby seal blood on the snow. In short we kept our heritage from you but also commemorated our great victory over those pesky seals. What has Australia ever done, they can't even kill a couple of birds.

sure you did ol' timer, whatever you say

WERE

memes aside...any help you guys can do will be appreciated