I want to have sex with a Muslim girl in London.
I'm half black and half white, Pretty good looking, socially alright, and have nice style.
Do I have to read up on the Quran and shit and pretend to be Muslim? Do they even care? How easy are they?
I'm American so maybe they'll find my accent cute and interesting. Any BongBros help me out?
I fucking hate Islam and think it should be eradicated, but I want to fuck a girl in a Hijab so bad.
You won't get a devout girl. You might get lucky with some westernized thot before her brothers beat the shit out of you
Step1: Grow out your beard.
Step2: Find one on the street that has a complexion similar to yours.
Step3: Tell her you're her cousin.
Step4: Commence to fuckin'
step by step guide:
>find good looking grill
>say hi
>involve her in a conversation
>DoesThisSmellLikeChloroform.jpg
>pull pants down to confirm it's grill
>put a hijab on it
>fuck it
should be obvious, but i'm glad to help
Throw a pillowcase over any female. That way you don't have to deal with the fucked up ideology.
I just want a slag, as you call them, in a hijab. That's it.
Not scared of the brothers. I'm only staying a week to see the sights before I go to Paris.
muslim girls hate niggers bro
btw im muslim, arab and from jordan so i know that
My girlfriend already wears a Hijab for me. I know anyone can be Muslim but it isn't the same since she's white.
I wish
I'm lightskinned as fuck. It's almost impossible to tell what I am. I probably look more Arab than you.
Nah bro, im high tier sandnigger, straight up from shoubak
but if you want to have a chance you don't invite her to have coffee or someshit they dont do it like that, just talk to her casually and normally, if she is not interested in 5 mins gtfo
I almost fucked an Arab girl once and it went south real bad.
I can greentext if you want.
I wonder if there are Muslim hookers around London. Surely, right? At least one? I really don't want to waste time on chasing women in London.
Quit putting pussy on a pedestal. A piece of cloth wont stop a woman fucking you if she likez you. Being muslim is not some fucking invisible force-field. In uni they fucked everyone.
just give ma tl;dr mang
Eh... It isn't the cloth. I've fucked women in Hijabs before. I just haven't fucked and actual MUSLIM in one.
Do Muslim women even take it off for sex? If so, that sucks.
>the quran says that any women that has sex before marriage should be stoned to death
Good luck, user. If you find a real dedicated Muslim grill, she probably won't have sex with you under fear of getting killed.
Yes, definitely read up a bit about islam, islamic history, and the geopolitics of islamic counties - I am guessing because it is london a fair bit about pakistan?
Then just go by mass targeting, approach every girl on the street and strike up a conversation for a while leading to asking them out.
peas be with you brother
>Be me
>In Toronto
>Stay night in Toronto
>Decide to go out and get something to eat
>Go to Tim Hortons because it's late
>See Muslim woman behind me walking in
>Not pic related attractive but nice
>Hate Islam but it isn't her fault, so I hold the door for her
>End up chatting, sit next to each other since we're both alone
>Says her family is Palestinian
>Says she's secular and not really into it
>ohshitIcandothis
>End up paying for everything
>Somehow get her back to my hotel
>End up chatting, nothing really sexual. Just drinking and having a generally good time
>Tell her I'm American
>flash my passport like an idiot
>She asks to see what it looks like
>I hand it over like an idiot
>mfw when I realized that the last time I used it was to go to Israel with my frat, ZBT
>Bitch leaves
>Jerk off to Muslim porn
>Fall asleep
Fucking sucks, man. I thought she wouldn't care.
The Bible has some fucked up stuff and I still had some Jesus loving bitches on my dick. This is London, not Iraq.
;p;
they whores bro