FA Cup - Chelsea vs Man Utd Thread 2

[Asher Thompson]

Metro Edition

[Carson Sanders]

>accidentally put a sweetener in my tea

Literally undeinkable now

[Jonathan Wright]

this game is LOW energy. Very sad!

[Henry Carter]

HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA HARRERA

[Christopher Lee]

Better be Stevia, lad.

[Adrian Walker]

lmao what a turn of event

[Christian Ramirez]

>Whatever bunch of customers lose will cry milk cup
The epic banter of Sup Forums can't be topped desu.

[David James]

Do you not what the milk cup was?
Underaged twats need to off themselves

[Christopher Scott]

United already got the milk cup in the bag Canada style yo.

[Jacob Wood]

I'm going to keep watching so I can see two sets of customers get mad af

[Gabriel Diaz]

...

[Nolan Rivera]

this is fastest moving english match thread in yonks

[Angel Gonzalez]

Reminder this is the darkest time since Munich

[Joshua Ramirez]

What's going on here, lads?

[Cameron Baker]

Dribble drobble

[Isaiah Wright]

would join the alt right and incite a race war for her

[Julian Moore]

top lmao

[Oliver Martinez]

What would Hazard have to do to win the Balon D'or this season?

[Henry Bailey]

does this slip for chelsea lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=xqubvCJEL6U

[Joshua Martin]

Bailey Jay still doesn't do proper hardcore where she gets anally destroyed
Why live bros?

[Carson Cruz]

ABUs seething right now

[Nathan Young]

>Make deliberate efforts to foul a certain player left, right and centre
>Cry when this results in one of your players getting sent off

[Connor Ortiz]

You aren't an ABU are you user? :^3

[Jason Barnes]

need cara

[Asher Sanders]

i got naked on a football pitch last weekend lads
and now my picture is in all the papers

t.fucked

[Brandon Ward]

>why are we watching this semen-slurping sport, user?

[Xavier Wilson]

>tfw no gf to affectionately jerk me off when im too tired/lazy to do it myself

literally the only thing i want a gf for.

[Ethan Gomez]

Because United customers don't actually go the game they all just shitpost on Sup Forums and social media

[Adrian Sullivan]

Marcos Alonso killed another human being and got away with it

[Owen Bailey]

Hazard to Madrid when?

[Lincoln Russell]

Based Lineker with the friendly banter.

[Angel Gray]

>£22.50

Do I get one lads?

[Ryan Phillips]

Jose Mourinho is my generation’s tragedy. Our Hillsborough. He is our South Yorkshire police.

[Christian Jones]

>Two soft tackles = a red

Nice reffing you got there pedro

[Lincoln Brown]

What makes you a better fan than this guy Sup Forums?

[David Scott]

The reason the fa cup has been dying is because of the lack of big matchups like this. A couple of top four teams get knocked out early when playing their youth squads and it kills the tournament and you end up with boring one-sided finals with wigan, CP, hull, villa, etc. You need a couple of upsets but four big teams in the semis for the fa cup to stay releant

[Landon Cruz]

...

[James Hill]

bit much

[Lincoln Cooper]

You tell us.

[Asher Bell]

i support shit teams

[Kevin Hill]

>post yfw cheeky ibra goal in 89th min

[Jack Lewis]

me in the middle

[Luis Thompson]

FUCK THIS REF BALL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Evan Jones]

sigh

[Josiah Hill]

>This is not my club anymore, this is fecking circus!!
>you fecking moronic so-called fans can suck my huge shiny swninging plums

[Benjamin Wood]

>poobag

[Grayson Stewart]

>still supporting hull in the allam era
it's doesn't even feel like the same club any more lad

[Zachary Allen]

Second one was a clear Yellow, the first one was a harsh yellow card

[Carson Wright]

any webms of the red card?

[Lincoln Scott]

...

[Jose Phillips]

o.O wow!
Phil Jones is elite

ELITE!

[Jayden Nguyen]

who cares about the fans of these teams?

[Brody Edwards]

It was kind of an eric cartman move from oliver. A listen to me or else kind of thing.

[Sebastian Brown]

>old

[Owen Richardson]

That's the last cries of real United fans before they get replaced by customers from London and Singapore

[Benjamin Rivera]

Neither team has any real fans anymore.

[Jeremiah Campbell]

That lad was speaking the truth, im still not convinced by Mourinho

[Jordan Johnson]

Why was Mkhitaryan subbed so quickly? Was he injured?

[Jacob Carter]

I always enjoy the FA Cup but this season has been a step up compared to recent years, the logjam at the top of the league means they're all going for the FA Cup too. It's gonna be great.

[Jackson Cook]

What a twat.

[Carter Sanchez]

The refs lost the game the madman

[Easton Lewis]

the fact that they're losing 2-1 just makes it 10x funny

[Aiden Phillips]

who is he going to replace?

[Camden Rodriguez]

If only you showed such dedication to your paki club that you're showing to a random guy who bullies you on the internet

[Sebastian Campbell]

red card for ander

[Gavin Lee]

Tactical sub after the red card.

[Jackson Williams]

think it was just to shore up the midfield

should have been rashford imo

[Hudson Scott]

You killed palestinians for 65 years and got away with it.

[Caleb Rogers]

Reminder if the referees were fair United would be level with Chelsea on points.

This game shows the 2 are evenly matched, even with Chelsea at home, and referees had to tip it in their favour

[Henry Gray]

I can't decide who the better manager right now. Conte is our man but Mou was without a doubt on of the best we ever had.

It's funny how most peaple can't appreacheate classiness and pureness these days.

Your'e a faggot. go to your friends to tumbler.

[Connor Morris]

0-2 United AET

for sure

[Jeremiah Jenkins]

Palestinians deserve to be killed tho

[Landon Taylor]

You think they'd let me be a ballman? Like an adult version of a ballboy I mean.

[Parker Hall]

i bet Kante has such a firm arse

[Anthony Garcia]

Willian is literally the new Anderson.

[Ryan Morales]

holy fuck how is that a man

[Ayden Johnson]

...

[Brayden Johnson]

Good, good

[Aaron Ross]

Another game ruined by refball

[Isaiah Peterson]

If you offer your boipussy, yes

[Noah Powell]

How lewd.

[William Green]

gay tbqh

[Hudson Richardson]

Not even remotely close in any way outside of hair and nationality

[Carter Cook]

>nein Hans nicht mein skirt film the flowers

[Jaxon Wood]

>Next person to foul this player is getting a yellow
>Only person already on a yellow decides he should step up to the plate and make a silly tackle a few seconds later

Outstanding

[Gabriel Watson]

It has a dick

[Nicholas Scott]

> Being this triggered from being revealed as a customer.

[Joseph Thompson]

The collarbone and upper chest are very boyish

[Andrew Martinez]

>poonited

[Carter Cruz]

gg

[Mason Edwards]

Kante is shit get him off

[James Harris]

KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE

[Aaron Baker]

theeeere we go

[Jonathan Bell]

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[Ryder Parker]

CUSTOMERS BTFO

BAHAHAHAHA

MUNICH MUNICH MUNICH

[Jackson Jones]

That pussy bulge is a little big, don't you think?

[Angel Gonzalez]

KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE KANTE

[James Wright]

Beckham looking like Keanu Reeves

[Josiah Green]

Game over

[David Martinez]

why? religious palestinians are bros. can't say the same for religious jews i've met. non-religious ones are basically the same.