What’s the worst possible thing Neil Armstrong could’ve said when he set foot on the moon?

What’s the worst possible thing Neil Armstrong could’ve said when he set foot on the moon?

make america great again

your mother will die in her sleep tonight

he said worst, not best

I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives

That's one small step for man...
Niggers are the scum of the earth.

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Is this a good angle or did you guys want to move the cameras for another take?

Tranquility base here, I just took a massive shit in my spacesuit

been there, done that

I'm pickle rick

I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK

This is just a studio

Go back to reddlt you fucking faggot.

BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Uh, Houston, we have a problem

Hitler did nothing wrong

Oh hey Kubrick

oh shit there's Hitler

CUT

Finally away from all those niggers back on earth

"It's covered in werewolves, and they seem to have rocket technolog...argggh"

"better hurry before an eclipse occurs"

HDNW

>We have arrived in Los Angeles.

"I want you to call me Nell Armstrong from now on. Respect my pronouns"

"Hey, there's this big, black monolith looking thing over there."

I'd like to thank Buzz Aldrin for the first blow job on the moon.

*sign* for the jews...

One small step for man, one giant leap for LGBT

You know, now that I'm actually finally here, after nine years of planning and billions of dollars, I gotta say ... this place is a bit shit really. Not worth the effort at all.

>Alright boys, the whole first step thing's done, let's wrap this up before the next crew needs the studio

"I love you Stalin"

"Communism is the only true way to govern, Capitalism is a cancer on our world"

>I'm a white male.

Goddamn it Houston. Why didn't you tell me about the ass raping aliens?

"Holy shit, Houston. The Earth really IS flat".
That would have fed the nutjobs forever.

That is one small step for me
>and one giant hole in JFK's head for obstructing the installation of a world wide surveillance system

Traps are gay

The earth is flat

"Stanley, are you rolling?"

traps aren't gay

I see a statue of Karl Marx and a Soviet flag, make sure we don't pick that up on the cameras!

no

Traps are gay

9/11 was an inside job

"Nigger shit fuck. Christ, there's a stone in my boot, guys."

Neil: "What happend to Sup Forums?"

This shit question was literally posted to Reddit a couple of days ago. Have you sunk that low?

>Have you sunk that low?
Get over yourself.

Hail Hydra

Sorry what are you saying? I can't hear you from up here.

Oh what's that? Yeaaaah.. yeah those are the same exact answers Reddit gave to this question. Good point.

"Let's see the niggers and the spics outrun white flight now."

"I'm Pickle Rick!"

Bill Clinton is a rapist infowars.com

Goodbye Moon man

"Cunt that shitting 3rd world usa and those turd-gargling faggots that live there fucking their sisters.... Over."

Flavor flaaaaaaav

Allow this low gravity shit fam

Traps are gay.

fuck, got there before me

"I hereby step my dirty feet onto the surface of the Muslim Moon Goddess"

I must poop.

Oof that fall was a bit higher than I thought.