Hey Sup Forums never posted before but I'm fucked and just wanted to share my story. Maybe an user has some insight...

Hey Sup Forums never posted before but I'm fucked and just wanted to share my story. Maybe an user has some insight, maybe you just wanna tell me to suck a cock and keep being a faggot the choice is yours!

I fucked up my knee at work because a manager made me do something (within my job description) but I was new and still fucked it up anyways. Wcb got denied because there wasn't enough evidence so I applied for short term. It's been a month and short term still hasn't returned my calls. My doctor isn't giving me any more sick notes for work because he thinks I'm fucking around with short term or its my fault somehow. So as of Monday I will be awol at work even though they know my situation I don't have a note and they can and probably will fire me.

So I'm about to lose my job. I took out a loan so I could pay for things whole wcb/short term got figured out and now I have... 20k debt on my car, 3k debt from a loan no job, no ability to get a new job (except maybe a sedentary/sit down) which I have no experience in. I am suicidal and depressed as fuck. I just can't handle the stress and lack of sleep and eating anymore.

What the fuck do I do aside from offing myself.

sue them for inadequate training. make a jewish lawyer rich

Youre cute, get into making gay porn.

*richer

Have actually considered this/prostitution.

go get a job anywhere that's hiring. Income is better than no income.

quit buying pot first off

My knee is quite fucked. I can stand for 2 hours and walk for 30 mins before my leg starts shaking and can't hold my weight anymore.

Haven't bought weed in a looong time. Probably isn't helping my depression and sleep.

Tie a noose
Hang yourself
Profit?

Get a job at a call center, get a job as a receptionist (they hire males too), get a job driving parts delivery vehicles for auto parts stores, get a job as a car salesman at a dealer (no knowledge or training necessary i sold cars for years just be charismatic and be ready to sink or swim), get a job at a convenience store / liquor store, if you need to sit, they'll let you.

If you really want a job you'll find one yesterday

Will only do this for a cause and when there are no other options. By cause I mean, get naked and paint my body to say "love more" or some hippy shit so maybe if it makes the news people will do something good from it.

why the hell aren't you dropping applications literally everywhere within a 10 mile radius? Tell them about your knee problem, most places today would be afraid to not hire you because of it due to lawsuits

Seems like you don't really want a job

Thanks for the advice. I haven't tried applying for any sales jobs yet. Figured it would be a lot of walking around showing people products.

I have been applying at places. The sit down jobs say I don't have enough experience with phones/Microsoft office products. And I was really hoping short term would get accepted before shit hit the fan. My benefits are still useful so I was holding onto this job as long as I could.

Its mostly sitting, or walking a few feet, then pointing at something, and letting them do all the talking, while you sit back and listen, and tell them what they wanna hear. The best sales people were the people who knew the least about the product, the more knowledge you have, the more biased you are

picture the customer as someone holding your wallet, and you need to sell them whatever it is to get your wallet back. You dont care if they go home happy with their purchase and price, you just want your damn wallet back

you're limiting yourself. Apply even if you "arent qualified"

You know how many people go into jobs pretending their qualified. It costs more to hire someone new than to train someone existing.

If you want a job, don't let an imaginary wall stop you

Lol I hear "not qualified" on over the phone interviews or in person. I still apply to the jobs I'm not qualified for.

Thanks man I'll check some places out.

Deffo get into porn. How big is your dick? Is your knee visibly disfigured or just internal? I'd pay 5 bucks to see you fuck someone or swallow some dick.

Start working for uber, start giving handjobs

Infraction on my license prevents driving jobs unfortunately. If you want a handy for 20 bucks I'm down.

My dick Is above average sized. Got lots of vids of me fucking and doing other shit. Should I just start selling my own porn? I feel like that would take me a while to earn money.