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Le thinking man edition

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dope song lad

Mexico, are you okay?

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explain this

nonce

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Everybody needs to go fuck themselves.

that's pretty gay tho, even if it's a braindead clone

c-can you fuck me for me senpai?

>user from my state is tripfagging

Go and fuck yourself

Just dropped a fat shit ama

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Do you imagine your brown bomb dropping on commie scum?

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Go and fuck yourself

No...so why don't you go and fuck yourself?

No but go imagine you fucking yourself

kys........

it's a bit gay

soy cocaino no se los niego.

I love animals but if I had a pet that genuinely attacked me I wouldn't hesitate to beat the shit out of it or even kill it with my bare hands.

gfys

Vete a la mierda

Tell that pet to go fuck itself.

I would say fucking another man is gay....but have you ever tried fucking yourself?

Pasaron el carrizal iban tomando cerveza.

day 16....
wish i had a game to play

i wish i played anything else but Zelda the game has me trapped.

Wish you would go fuck yourself

zelda is shit

need a proper lass

>zelda is shit

i gave zelda like 10 hours before deciding to wait for the 30 fps updates
can't stand playing 20-25 fps with current cemu version

If you play Zelda, you need to go and fuck yourself.

best post

Keep having really abstract dreams

Alright bros, I'm off to work to tell my boss to go fuck himself.

Keep having dreams of you fucking yourself.

*thinks*

*cucks you by fucking myself*

imagine how fast germans give up their pacifist ideologies if it meant rallying against the apparent deep corruption of allies
spooky

how to beat tfw no gf

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Why is Sup Forums too cucked to just blame niggers themselves? Why does everything have to be a jewish conspiracy?

get a gf

i meant, how to ignore that harsh feeling of not having a gf without getting one

t. Moishe Shapiro

the jews are keeping the niggers down
Sup Forums believes in equal chances of success for all humans, and the niggers grow up in ghettos so they're likely to stay in ghettos with their ghetto friends
Sup Forums is very humanitarian

you can't

that feeling when your mom calls you handsome

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

thoughts?

you have 3 seconds to justify being a dane

they obliterated england with a much, much smaller population and poor military

Acting like niggers and endlessly harassing coastlines =/= obliterating a country

>no rekt thread up on /gif/ or Sup Forums
something dangerous might happen if i dont get cathartic relief for my hatred of humanity

Ah yes this looks familiar
Need some new menus buds

Make one yourself you edgy fuck

Imp Midna > Zelda

ummm uhhhh uhhh
s-s-s-sshiiiiiiiiit

>being this mad about it
calm down jesus dude it's been 1200 years

>something dangerous might happen if i dont get cathartic relief for my hatred of humanity

don't cut urself on that edge

>don't cut urself on that edge

quote me please

*looks at the catalog*

it would seem that the brits are sperging out again

>quote me please
ok

If aliens came to earth to breed with humans but they all had things that resembled dicks would it be gay to breed them?

well, liking shemales ain't gay

>shows up just to defend his degenerate nation
Go and fuck yourself

>well, liking shemales ain't gay

>ywn bust a nut inside a busty hot alien bitch

What about traps?

>What about traps?

>Mainly+fedora+other+articles+of+clothing+options+help+_560de6235b5b3bb870315a7bfa56a2ce.jpg

fffuck bro ofc i am


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>he's this insecure about his sexuality
kekkold

>fat lady had an enema and pooed in her bed and now room smells like poo
>indian guy has no underwear on
gotta get outta here lads

you get what you pay for

>>he's this insecure about his sexuality
>kekkold

>only two more threads since i went to sleep last night and came from work

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was paying the same for more before tbqh

Any other news?

wish we had Danelaw desu

>"""""Ameri-Indians"""""

Real natives were negroes.

> more before
What happened?

False. They were Turks

got moved from a private hospital room to a shared one
wouldn't be so bad if people could shit and piss properly

>lose laptop
>all my sad panda links and porn is lost out there in the world

was some damn good porn, too

*squats in the corner*

maybe you'll learn to keep backups now
nothing is permanent user

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>it's a COMMUNIST car xD
>look how shitty COMMUNISM IS xD
>haha so the COMMUNISTS did THIS?! xD

what a shitshow

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Comfy music

Why did you get moved?

Exploring is half the fun, you get to do it all again now.

>being on tilt because he puts communism on blast

l m f a o

guess i didn't give enough blowies
or they were doing shuffling and moved me to a less intensive unit

I like that car it looks cool

I'm not a communist but I like the idea of this

good news fat lady went to get showered by a nurse while someone changed her poopy bedding
indian guy came back from the bathroom with some weird stains on his gown though, worrying

This webm was ruined by the creator using bezier curve for the rotation, causing there to be a clear deceleration and acceleration when the turn reaches the loop point.

>Gee I sure wish my packaged obesity wasn't so unhealthy, I'm trying to watch my weight here after all!
>Say no more familia

>now only 500mg per chip

xD

Honestly the best idea is to halve your chip intake and replace it with finger food veggies. Low fat dressing also helps a lot if you're not a fan of their natural flavor.