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Fuck Kevin Lee

said no one ever.

Kevin Lee is the future LW GOAT

Also first for coralsprings being banned for 30 days.

>bloodgrapple

>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phil davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phil davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
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>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>your little sister really does back down if you know what I mean

Woodley is NIGGER

chop chop dockie

Time to go lift some containers

I REALLY HATE KEVIN LEE AND HOPE HE GETS HURT

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the box text is non sequitur

Kevin Lee would knock out Khabib and would choke out that entitled cornbread boy Sage

Where is Gleason St. Pierre

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What fight you fap to?

paigevanzantufc Who's ready for some ninja training

probably PVZ - Curran
some TUF 20 fights maybe

not sure really

Dana vs. Paige is a classic though

What went wrong? Is she cut from the UFC yet?

>Urijah Faber was the WEC featherweight champion
>had some troubles winning titles when he moved to UFC
>kept getting title shots but losing all the time
>Stuck his fingers inside Jimmy Rivera's eye is the same way Aldo stuck a permatrauma on his legs he had to get carried to the stool by master Tong
>Fought for the title against Cruz a second time and lost
>lost to Barao
>Took some time off to coach his boy Dillashaw
>Dillashaw beats Barao and becomes the UFC BW champ
>Something he never achieved
>TJ left him to go train with Duane Ludwig in Colorado
>Urijah got upset by this and started building up tension for a fight
>TJ lost the title to Cruz in January 2016
>Urijah talked himself into fighting Cruz again
>Failed to dismantle Cruz for the title again
>His new boy Cody goes ahead and beats him in December 2016
>Both Cody and TJ, boys he coached became UFC champs but not him
>Jimmy Rivera refused to take a fight on short notice recently
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you Faber's last fight was against Brad Pickett?
>did I
>Ian McCall fought to a draw with Mighty Mouse
>Hasn't taken a fight since 2015
>Keeps pulling out cause of diarrhea and stomach issues
>Khabib pulled out of the biggest fight in his career on the last day
>Dominick Cruz has a win over Mighty Mouse
>Mighty Mouse is fighting Wilson Reis
>Wilson "Literally Who" Reis is fighting for the title in 2017
>but this was a greentext about Urijah
>who beat Brad Pickett
>the current state of the city of Team Alpha Manlets
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>guys, for the record
>for the record
>butt-chin
>your nan listens to Linkin Park

She really is a choker
That Alexa Chambers loss was embarrassing

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Adan bless

forgot webm

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>losing to jamie moyle

Excellent

True patrician shitposter

Bless you

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>Hasn't fought in 27 years
>Pulled out of 27 fights in a row
>Moves up the rankings

What did they mean by this?

Production values are literally second to none

youtube.com/watch?v=KI4-EOE3qM8

>jessica eye moves up a spot

Still serving his USADA suspension.

ROID DELTS

So, this just happened this morning. I wanted to choke this guy out. Nobody should be humiliated like this by their significant other.
I walked up to the door of one of my clients this
morning and I can hear her boyfriend hazing her. He opens the door and invite me in as I had an
appointment. The couple would not stop bickering
and she asked him to leave. He asked me if I am
"heading up north" anytime soon because he needs to get to a bus stop. I told him there was a bus stop "20 minutes north of here by foot."
His response: ''In about 20 minutes, you'll be able to get you a piece of that (points to his girlfriend).''
My response: "Sir, shame on you for humiliating your girlfriend in front of a perfect stranger, and especially in front of your daughter. Takes a real lowlife. Ma'am? We'll get you rescheduled whenever you're ready."

Why didn't he win? ;_;

how much do you bench

>Its a Joe talks about DMT episode

Was he slut shamming?

Do you need to watch previous Reem kinos to understand the storyline ?

No, but it is recommended to do so anyway

Who should ALEXA GRASSO fight next?

my weewee

PVZ

kino

this has nothing to do with heem. might as well be reddit bingo

my dick

Reem bless lads

JRE got really deep again

def made me think

again

Felice Herrig LOL

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official /grasso/ time

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BTW Episode 2 is also out
youtube.com/watch?v=pWADsNb19tQ

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no one because she's a shit fighter.

She's not gonna touch you, loser.

Look what I found in the mailbox upon returning from work, didn't expect it till Wendsday

You actually did it, real fight fan confirmed

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WMMA a SHIT

upset?

page by page translation please

>triggered by women

they literally are triggered by seeing women

Fatare loser is also a WMMA fatboy

Sad!

You are obsessed with me. Ask nicely and I'll send you an autograph.

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>literally confirming himself to be a fatare, cuck, and women spammer

lmao

Which UFC fighters never drink alchol?

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Sad individuals 2bh.

>grassoposting is the new shlobposting
at least she actually a fucking fighter, as bad as she is

>if I whiteknight this roach that looks like a teenage boy, she'll totally dig me!!!

kek

KEK

coralsprings got banned lol

kebab

>never drink
>liver still fucked up to shit

lmao

every muslim

lmao

>once/month
>replacing daily multi-hundred shawb posting

you done goofed m8

>uh uh uh im not an autist

lol whatever you say little buddy

jokes on you, im just a grill

Kek

What for? Not that it matters, we all needed a break.

Lads, how do I Heem my shitposting addiction

i didnt say i wasnt an autist. what you even reading m8?

Netherland heemd by Köksal. Absolutely madman. Struve vs Köksal when?

>i-i-i am an autist!!!!

yikes

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stop caring about the op

More like roid everything. His delts aren't disproportionately big, he's just jacked everywhere including his shoulders.

i didnt say i was an autist m8. what you reading?

Sage

Are you okay?

h-hey

Tfw no more Schaubposting

Which UFC fighters don't drink?

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How boring.

She was genetically modified to be perfect breeding material

good...decision

Is this sarcasm