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Fuck Kevin Lee
said no one ever.
Kevin Lee is the future LW GOAT
Also first for coralsprings being banned for 30 days.
>bloodgrapple
>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phil davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phil davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
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>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>your little sister really does back down if you know what I mean
Woodley is NIGGER
chop chop dockie
Time to go lift some containers
I REALLY HATE KEVIN LEE AND HOPE HE GETS HURT
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the box text is non sequitur
Kevin Lee would knock out Khabib and would choke out that entitled cornbread boy Sage
Where is Gleason St. Pierre
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What fight you fap to?
paigevanzantufc Who's ready for some ninja training
probably PVZ - Curran
some TUF 20 fights maybe
not sure really
Dana vs. Paige is a classic though
What went wrong? Is she cut from the UFC yet?
>Urijah Faber was the WEC featherweight champion
>had some troubles winning titles when he moved to UFC
>kept getting title shots but losing all the time
>Stuck his fingers inside Jimmy Rivera's eye is the same way Aldo stuck a permatrauma on his legs he had to get carried to the stool by master Tong
>Fought for the title against Cruz a second time and lost
>lost to Barao
>Took some time off to coach his boy Dillashaw
>Dillashaw beats Barao and becomes the UFC BW champ
>Something he never achieved
>TJ left him to go train with Duane Ludwig in Colorado
>Urijah got upset by this and started building up tension for a fight
>TJ lost the title to Cruz in January 2016
>Urijah talked himself into fighting Cruz again
>Failed to dismantle Cruz for the title again
>His new boy Cody goes ahead and beats him in December 2016
>Both Cody and TJ, boys he coached became UFC champs but not him
>Jimmy Rivera refused to take a fight on short notice recently
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you Faber's last fight was against Brad Pickett?
>did I
>Ian McCall fought to a draw with Mighty Mouse
>Hasn't taken a fight since 2015
>Keeps pulling out cause of diarrhea and stomach issues
>Khabib pulled out of the biggest fight in his career on the last day
>Dominick Cruz has a win over Mighty Mouse
>Mighty Mouse is fighting Wilson Reis
>Wilson "Literally Who" Reis is fighting for the title in 2017
>but this was a greentext about Urijah
>who beat Brad Pickett
>the current state of the city of Team Alpha Manlets
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>guys, for the record
>for the record
>butt-chin
>your nan listens to Linkin Park
She really is a choker
That Alexa Chambers loss was embarrassing
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Adan bless
forgot webm
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>losing to jamie moyle
Excellent
True patrician shitposter
Bless you
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>Hasn't fought in 27 years
>Pulled out of 27 fights in a row
>Moves up the rankings
What did they mean by this?
Production values are literally second to none
>jessica eye moves up a spot
Still serving his USADA suspension.
ROID DELTS
So, this just happened this morning. I wanted to choke this guy out. Nobody should be humiliated like this by their significant other.
I walked up to the door of one of my clients this
morning and I can hear her boyfriend hazing her. He opens the door and invite me in as I had an
appointment. The couple would not stop bickering
and she asked him to leave. He asked me if I am
"heading up north" anytime soon because he needs to get to a bus stop. I told him there was a bus stop "20 minutes north of here by foot."
His response: ''In about 20 minutes, you'll be able to get you a piece of that (points to his girlfriend).''
My response: "Sir, shame on you for humiliating your girlfriend in front of a perfect stranger, and especially in front of your daughter. Takes a real lowlife. Ma'am? We'll get you rescheduled whenever you're ready."
Why didn't he win? ;_;
how much do you bench
>Its a Joe talks about DMT episode
Was he slut shamming?
Do you need to watch previous Reem kinos to understand the storyline ?
No, but it is recommended to do so anyway
Who should ALEXA GRASSO fight next?
my weewee
PVZ
kino
this has nothing to do with heem. might as well be reddit bingo
my dick
Reem bless lads
JRE got really deep again
def made me think
again
Felice Herrig LOL
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official /grasso/ time
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BTW Episode 2 is also out
youtube.com
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no one because she's a shit fighter.
She's not gonna touch you, loser.
Look what I found in the mailbox upon returning from work, didn't expect it till Wendsday
You actually did it, real fight fan confirmed
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WMMA a SHIT
upset?
page by page translation please
>triggered by women
they literally are triggered by seeing women
Fatare loser is also a WMMA fatboy
Sad!
You are obsessed with me. Ask nicely and I'll send you an autograph.
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>literally confirming himself to be a fatare, cuck, and women spammer
lmao
Which UFC fighters never drink alchol?
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Sad individuals 2bh.
>grassoposting is the new shlobposting
at least she actually a fucking fighter, as bad as she is
>if I whiteknight this roach that looks like a teenage boy, she'll totally dig me!!!
kek
KEK
coralsprings got banned lol
kebab
>never drink
>liver still fucked up to shit
lmao
every muslim
lmao
>once/month
>replacing daily multi-hundred shawb posting
you done goofed m8
>uh uh uh im not an autist
lol whatever you say little buddy
jokes on you, im just a grill
Kek
What for? Not that it matters, we all needed a break.
Lads, how do I Heem my shitposting addiction
i didnt say i wasnt an autist. what you even reading m8?
Netherland heemd by Köksal. Absolutely madman. Struve vs Köksal when?
>i-i-i am an autist!!!!
yikes
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stop caring about the op
More like roid everything. His delts aren't disproportionately big, he's just jacked everywhere including his shoulders.
i didnt say i was an autist m8. what you reading?
Sage
Are you okay?
h-hey
Tfw no more Schaubposting
Which UFC fighters don't drink?
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How boring.
She was genetically modified to be perfect breeding material
good...decision
Is this sarcasm