H-hey there Anonymous! Want a d-delicious home cooked meal t-that uses pineapple in a w-way that isn't an affront to...

H-hey there Anonymous! Want a d-delicious home cooked meal t-that uses pineapple in a w-way that isn't an affront to god? (looking at you, pineapple pizza).

Then c-come on in for Cooking with Alice3D!

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Who the fuck are you?

yer mum

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This otta be good.

Hi Alice. You look nice today. What are you making! I'm so cold and alone!!!!

Alice3D, p-pay attention dear

Ooh, I can't wait to see what it will be!

Hey, Alice. I love you.

im gonna have to disagree.
hawaiian bbq pineapple pizza is delicious

Alice

alice boobies!

one of my favorites!

Seconded. I long for the sweet kiss of death!

Reimu

Loco moco! H-here, take a blanket

/thread
Fuck off weeb whore.

Would unironically fertilize Alice AMA

>(looking at you, pineapple pizza)
Say it ain't so. I Looooove pineapple on pizza.

Also great with roast ham and nothing better than upside down cake. yuuum.
P p please don't hate me.

can someone post that one lewd picture of alice in the tanktop?

hey alice!

hi

I don't want any pineapple.

Fuck off already.

Why dont you go to /ck/?

Never heard of a Loco Moco.

are you going to make upside down pineapple cake?

Yay!

S-sorry, not a weeb

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Life is misery! I long for the refreshing taste of a bullet!

Hey Alice, I'm making curry rice! I just wanted to share that.

I've seen your thighs

Worthwhile endeavor

How are you today Alice?

Post dick you tranny

N-no thanks

Aw yiss, just in time! Good evening Alice, looking lovely as always tonight~ Hope your day was okay!

-CC

Alice please stream more!

Damn, your knockers look great today Alice! Life is pain!

*buggle*

That makes two of us.

this is a foul note

Was there really an alien here the other day?

Ca-can i have your k-kik please?

Stop wearing bras.

tea on the floor/demonic summoning

W-when?

C-can't complain! What about y-you?

You f-first darling, or d-do you need a higher powered microscope t-to photograph it?

H-hey there CC

Glad you didn't drop the board... It would have startled the Nano, then there would be borking!

Devil trips...
Looking forward to the recipe

>even Alice hates my guts
I'm such a loser.

>W-why would you throw away good semen like that?
Nonsense, I'll bet you would be a great waifu/mom.

Previous threads
It's become kinda my thing
Dope leggings btw

I d-don't have one s-sorry~

N-no thanks.

That's how y-you summon me!

Nano w-would have borked anyway!

Hey Hot stuff if you are making pineapple dish...
Why not make Pineapple salsa for tortilla chips for an appetizer and pineapple chicken skewers with grilled pineapple chicken for the main course?

You know, dick insults doesn't really grog if you stutter while saying them.

F-first and foremost, I will NEVER be a w-waifu.
Second, I can't be a mom.

T-thanks, I think they are kind of frumpy though!

Are you cutting off and cooking your feminine penis today "alice"?

Reimu

You cringe you lose, folks.

I've already lost, but someone out there can win.

No way, they're actually pretty great. Memes aside

Cooking is so fun
Cooking is so fun
Now its time to take a break and see what we have done
Yay! its ready!

whats your favorite pineapple dessert?

SENPAI NOTICED ME!

I am s-so happy! N-no kik so i a-am sad

W-why, I think they add t-to it because, I mean, I'm b-biting back laughter here.


S-so there are three parts here: Burger, Gravy, and Eggs. W-we will do beef instructions first

My rice is ready in 20 minutes.

You look very nice! All joy has been leeched from my existence!

Hey Alice do you draw your faces or you print them?

Why can't you be a mom? are you infertile?

1. D-don't have a penis, as I am a biological girl
2. W-what's up with quoting "alice", l-like that's not a real name or character? Huh?

W-well thank you

>N-no thanks.
Why not?

>I will NEVER be a w-waifu
They have been doing this for years, you can't stop them.
>Second, I can't be a mom.
?

HEY THAT'S NOT ALICE

Every generation
Blames the one before
And all of their frustrations
Come beating on your door
I know that I'm a prisoner
To all my Father held so dear
I know that I'm a hostage
To all his hopes and fears
I just wish I could have told him in the living years
Oh, crumpled bits of paper
Filled with imperfect thought
Stilted conversations
I'm afraid that's all we've got
You say you just don't see it
He says it's perfect sense
You just can't get agreement
In this present tense
We all talk a different language
Talking in defence
Say it loud (say it loud), say it clear (oh say it clear)
You can listen as well as you hear
It's too late (it's too late) when we die (oh when we die)
To admit we don't see eye to eye
So we open up a quarrel
Between the present and the past
We only sacrifice the future
It's the bitterness that lasts
So don't yield to the fortunes
You sometimes see as fate
It may have a new perspective
On a different day
And if you don't give up, and don't give in
You may just be okay
So say it loud, say it clear (oh say it clear)
You can listen as well as you hear
Because it's too late, it's too late (it's too late) when we die (oh when we die)
To admit we don't see eye to eye
I wasn't there that morning
When my Father passed away
I didn't get to tell him
All the things I had to say
I think I caught his spirit
Later that same year
I'm sure I heard his echo
In my baby's new born tears
I just wish I could have told him in the living years

nice roll

You sick fuck.

WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT OMG STOP

J-just come to my chat: anekiho.me/chat2

W-what?

Print

Yes.

M-my nips get too stiff.

S-sorry, I'm not a waifu

>I will NEVER be a w-waifu.

You're my waifu.

It just doesn't seem convincing, you know?

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Same lies, different day. I always "alice" because I refuse to call you by a real female name, when you are not.

Do you support circumcision?

Tl;dr

You're bringing my broth to a boil

get it

...I don't

>1 "lb"

Hi Alice. Thanks for talking with me the other day.

s-so, you're a dude? or....I, I'm so sorry.

And why would you say that? Not all men are terrible scumbags. Someday, you might meet Mr. Right. Or are you saying you're a dude again?
>I'm so confused, Alice.

>M-my nips get too stiff.
Well, what's wrong with that?

Culture sucks down words
Itemise loathing and feed yourself smiles
Organise your safe tribal war
Hurt maim kill and enslave the ghetto
Each day living out a lie
Life sold cheaply forever, ever, ever
Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness
Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness
Life lies a slow suicide
Orthodox dreams and symbolic myths
From feudal serf to spender
This wonderful world of purchase power
Just like lungs sucking on air
Survivals natural as sorrow, sorrow, sorrow
Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness
Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us
Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness
Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness
Drive away and it's the same
Everywhere death row, everyone's a victim
Your joys are counterfeit
This happiness corrupt political shit
Living life like a comatose
Ego loaded and swallow, swallow, swallow
Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness
Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness
Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness
Under neon loneliness everlasting nothingness

>M-my nips get too stiff.

I'd like to see that.

Yes you are, stop denying the truth.

*bows*

Nope.

*shrugs*

You okay t-there dear?

But you are c-calling me by a female name. Just putting quotes around it d-doesn't make it NOT a female name.

And where's your evidence I have a dick? Here, give me some hard evidence, prove it to me that I have a dick, and I'll take a picture of it.

How about that?

P-problem officer?

Oh, m-my pleasure! Did you apply yet?

>*blinks* what?
The anime face has pink hair

I'm an infertile b-biological female.


And f-finally, the eggie weggie part!

Kisses pls Alice

A "waifu" is very different from a wife, Anonymous, which is what I assume you meant.

Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand
Don't believe the church and state
And everything they tell you
Believe in me, I'm with the high command
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
There's a gun and ammunition
Just inside the doorway
Use it only in emergency
Better you should pray to God
The Father and the Spirit
Will guide you and protect from up here
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Swear allegiance to the flag
Whatever flag they offer
Never hint at what you really feel
Teach the children quietly
For some day sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stand still
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running (can you hear me calling you?)
Can you hear me hear running, can you hear me calling you?
(Can you hear me running) Can hear me running (can you hear me calling you)?
Can you hear me
Hear me calling you
(Can you hear me running) hear me running, babe
Can you hear me running (hear me running)
Calling you

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Hey Alice where do you stream? Also is it wrong that you are my lesbian crush?

I did apply, but so far it's not looking good. Thanks though.

>Nope.

You can't stop me from waifuing you.

I'm going to work soon, so not the best but not bad. Probably won't be able to see the whole thread though.

Cute