So, what's your job, Sup Forums ?

So, what's your job, Sup Forums ?

none right now

MacDonalds, selling diabetes only $4.99!

free bump

thank you

night security guard, I sleep like 4 hours, and play videogames others 2, my shift is only 8 hours

Data analyst

Fapping and shitposting.

kindergarten teacher ;)

Im 30 and i never worked in my life

yeah, i come from a poor family in a third world country, so I have to work, but I do nothing really so it's ok.

it is ok

check check

Student/part time container handler operator.

I follow people around in stores

computer tech supervisor at local electronics retailer. Super underpaid for all the work we do

I cook. Still looking for the lamb sauce like a shitposter that I am.

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I change lightbulbs

Network engineer at one of the biggest tech companies in the world

i unload UPS semi trucks at 3 am

Bartender

Loser

I do this too I'm still unsure how to explain my job to laymen without just saying "I'm a spreadsheet jocky".
Then they always ask something like "do you like investigate relationships with chemicals"
Then you have figure out a cool way to say that you basically circle trends in information and don't propose a causal relationship because you're not a scientist who knows what this data means half the time.

How did you reach that job

Head chef at Wendy's

Software Engineer, currently working on the next generation of 9-1-1

Retired at 44.

Stay in school and get those stock options boys.

play league all day and hope your uncle doesnt kick you out and you have to go back to being a homeless drug addict

what do you do with your time? If I had that kinda money I'd go back to college and become a phd of something I enjoyed like ornithology or paleontology then just spend the rest of my life on personal pursuits.

Courier for an armored car service.

you wanna kys yet ya old cunt.

I am the head of the condiment distribution engineering systems division of WendCo industries. Basically I make sure the ketchup dispensers keep working at Wendy's.

Just say you're a lab tech

I feel like that would only lead to more disappointing questions.

Diesel Technician

i dig holes

Systems analyst at a small firm. I make decent money, just that taxes eat at it a lot.

>what do you do with your time?

Travel, get out on the ski-boat, take care of the kids, work on the house, get drunk by the pool, that kinda shit mostly. After being stressed out of my mind at work for 20 years, being a bum is a fucking relief.

I've had enough of college, thinking of taking up welding tbh.

you bastard

Slashin roastbeef for roasties.

CEO of Wonder Bread. Not sure why I'm here either.

Top keks on that job description, I would say it JUST like that. Really though.

ITT: A dude works for lumas

Just like the rest of us.
Looking for dudes to blow.

Freelance Illustrator

I work at a library. My job is to make sure all of the "Women's rights" books end up in the fiction section.

General Manager

Dicks don't suck themselves

QA Test Engineer at usaa

>Looking for dudes to blow.
Speak for yourself. I am a straight man.

I'm a roadside assistance dispatch agent.

Staff Sergeant of Marines

Pastry chef and advisor

From my experience, you people are always kind and come off as if you actually care about the safety of the people calling. Assuming this applies to you -- thanks user. My day has been made better a good handful of times when I've been locked out of my car or had my battery die, etc, and a total sweetheart answers my call.

field service engineer for nuclear imaging systems.

Used to be a cable installer contracted out from comcast. After 2 years i said fuck it and im going into car sales

Why do you feel the need to reply to everyone and not just op

commercial insurance underwriter

I would love a simple job like that

Nope. We send chic fil a and taco bell to Loomis but not us

Waiting for the Arab God to possess to the point of true ruin.

An office drone for Mediocrity LLC, I spend my days trying not to shit myself from boredom on the way back from lunch

Believe it or not I grow Canabis about 2500 pounds a year what do you do

Field Services Tech (IT) at a medical center

I bet you watch Alpha Dog a lot

what?

I have a system, a restaurant isn't good unless I almost crap my pants walking to the car

reigonal manager of duner mifflin scantorn barnch

NSA Data Miner.

jim!! what kind of bear is best.
blackkk bear, dwigt only right naanswer clearli

I am a trashman

digital content technician/ post production. I work on shows u watch AMA.

wel, thats debalatble thers a lot of facirs when come to bear they bite fast like girzzy bare

You work on shows Against Medical Advice?

I build Dodge hellcats.

MIG welder at a steel foundry, got lucky and got given a chance, and passed, Love my job

not that show, but definitely some medically themed shows

not him but I love that movie so much. true story too. dudes real name is Jesse James Hollywood

probably the most paid and content user here

he's a (You) angler

Bartender in times square. Its alright.

I agreed, until I saw , might pass him by a little.

how old are you, and how much do you make?

19, and a 21.50$ an hour, and I'm allowed 8 hours of overtime a week if I want it, since our building is under-staffed currently.

I'm a pig

No you wouldn't.

WEE WOO WEE WOO

Brears, bets, batl stra gallaltica

my brother is a bartender in NYC. cool
yeah you might have a point there.
also I'm a regional supervisor for an all college student moving company. I'm not a student anymore but I'm management so yeah. it's pretty shit but the pay is good and I consider myself lucky to even have a job.
I always wanted to be a cop. I'm only 27 so I still might. you like it broski?

10-4 movin in calling my supervisor

Having a job is definitely a good thing, be proud of it man, no matter what it is.

I'm TACTICOOL

i doubt it

Mobile carwash owner 21, I make a minimum of 1000 USD a month. I just started doing it after leaving my normal joj abd I'm happy with the flexibility and freedom

Mover/truck driver, with a fuck tonne of side jobs for extra income.

I make pizza at mellow mushroom and want to kill myself

>Grupo Bimbo
...my man...