Messi sits down to pee

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Messi sits down to pee, he just admitted to it on national television

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I heard it's an yurofag thing

Do you stand up to piss? Ahahaha faggot

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so does Larry David it's a patrician way to pee
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Leo 'Messy' Messi

Can't Missi if he's sitting.

kek

Pissing while sitting is better imo, you never know when you have to take a dump, and if you need to, you're already sitting.

Big infos

Why are spanish newspapers so shit?

Leo "makes no mess" Messi

I pee with so much force that I shit on the floor one time. Now I sit down to piss.

Women are really beginning to dominate

go to a doctor bro, no joke

Depending on how much water you drink, you may only need to go to the toilet when you need a shit as well as a piss.

what if messi is a woman and he admits it in the last game of his career, they would claim females are superior in our own game and that would be the greatest viral in history, what if messi is just a feminist viral?

my dad's yuro and he advocates this too

Sitting down to pee actually feels pretty good t b h.

good bread

It's true and we shit while standing btw

>Sup Forums is a bunch of crossdressing sitpissing pansies

not even surprised desu

A wee bit effeminate if you ask me.

Not gay, but far from manly.

quads of truth.

I've heard of this before, but I can't envisage a comfortable position on the countertop with the faucet in the way

Who's Messi again?

its good way to use toilet clean

i stand or sit when i feel like it
if ive just thought of something to look up on phone, ill sit and see if a poop has brewed

so progressive

Pros:
>guaranteed to not get piss on floor/seat
>more comfortable
>can do something else simultaneously
>won't have to worry that you'll get piss on your tie if wearing one

Cons:
>look like a faggot

I have a hard time deciding.

>you never know when you have to take a dump

what? I always know that. maybe it is because of the equator and gravity or something.

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Could be worse, at least he doesn't pee on the sink like lanklets secretly do.

I lived in a dorm when I was on exchange and my room only had a sink so I just used that for six months (pooped in the toilet tho).

I've only peed in the sink at home when my toilet was clogged and I needed to go.

I remember hearing that it's healthier and cleaner.

For me it just takes too much time. Most of the time I do grab a sheet of toilet paper for a quick dab when I'm done though, instead of just shaking.

>walking around with piss droplet spots in your shorts

>sitting down to piss when you have a penis