Ask a guy who gets fucked by his gf's dog anything

Ask a guy who gets fucked by his gf's dog anything

definition of "fucked"?

How's your day been?

Nice for you. Ain't ya worried about diseases?

Recieving a dick in the ass
It's been good. Yours?

Does she take the knot as well?

What kind of diseases?

Not that I know of but I'm sure he tries to give it to her since he's always horny and has a taste for it

me again
how does it feel aside from a dog fucking you in the ass and does your gf know?

So she doesn't know? Well, why not? Get her knotted asap, she'll love it

Fuckin DOG diseases, bro.

Dog DICK diseases.

Hey, that's Sebastian from Fetish zone. My first dog dildo.

Lube, dude.

Naa, that's Helmutt from Zeta. It's her first as well, it'll soon get replaced by an Akita

What for? You can see how fucking wet she got from that thing

Really good honestly. I'm straight and never had anything in my ass from anyone else other than my own finger from time to time. But her dog was constantly sniffing and licking at my crotch whenever I was getting changed or ready for bed, so one day I pulled my shorts down and let him lick my balls and asshole raw while she was in the shower. He became obsessed with doing it and always shoved his face there since. One week my gf's parents were on vacation and she asked me to check on the dogs while she was working. So I got naked and bent down on all fours for him.

Oh wow, looks so similar. I finally upgraded the size to Crash from Bad Dragon. The difference in quality is huge. Never looked back. Hope she enjoys it as much as I do haha.

what's the problem, dog dick is less disease and > human dick

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hot

pics or it didn't happen, c'mon you know the fucking drill, jeeze

more?

Yeah... okay. You think I took selfies with the dog mounting me and am just going to post that shit around?

huh thats interesting i guess, so whats the next extreme step are you gunna take? or was this a one time deal?

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That dog would have to have learned that behavior from somewhere. A dog might try to hump your leg but if he was really obviously going for your crotch hes done it before i would think

is the dog a faggot or is he being forced to do it?

Not sure what other extreme I could take it to. It's happened 3 times now but the last time was the only time he was actually inside of me.

The times before that he got confused and humped the air or around my leg so I don't think he was doing much or any fucking before me. He isn't neutered though so once he was in he picked it up pretty quick.

obviously the dog was ur gf's fuck buddy long before u met her, make it a 3 some ffs

Does your gf know?
Would you tell her?
Would she join you?

Nope
Nope
Nope

puppers just like warm holes and dgaf

i fucked a gorilla at the zoo and everyone was taking pictures, can't believe you didn't see that either

he didn't do it, so nope to all of them anyway, HA!

Whyyyyyyyyyy?

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woman does not have un castrated large dogs for nothing, its so clear that she got it for sex

It's technically not her dog. She lives with her parents. Not sure why he isn't neutered but my gf has spoken against it a couple of times because he isn't happy.

Idk. It just sorta escalated from his sniffing. I guess I wanted to see if he'd actually do it and enjoyed it once he was.

Same old, same old

well have u shown her any doggy porn yet?

GREENTEXT

Just be like hey babe what do you think of zoo tube? No i haven't done that

How to perform oral sex on a woman? I'm going to go to the third base tomorrow for the first time and I'm clueless and this is making me nervous

Back in my day, 3rd base was the murder.

>was the murder
Is that a good thing?
Share your wisdom with me user

Really concentrate on the bunghole. Bitches love a good rimjob.

be a bit sneaky, let her "find" a memory stick with zooporn for example

Noted. What about the vagina. What do I do with it?

>went to the house
>dogs were waiting for me
>walk up to her bedroom, they follow
>close door and strip down naked
>pull my cock in front of them
>male dog starts to lick like crazy
>female looks for a while making faces
>she always looks like she smells a really bad fart
>he's going ham on me
>cock is spinning all around while he licks the base
>point my cock at her and she gives it a few curious licks
>spread my ass cheeks for male dog and let him eat it
>not the first time I've let him do this
>he loves licking and gnawing on my ass whenever she's not in the room
> I think I gave him kennel cough once because I had to shit
>this time there's no one in the house and no reason to rush
>he's showing no sign of being finished licking me
>I get down on my knees, and put my face close to the floor
>he licks me from behind
>the other one is sniffing at my hips and it tickles like crazy
>I pull him by his front arms and try to get him to mount me
>but he gets confused and keeps getting off and licking me
>I turn back around and give him my cock and balls to lick
>start rubbing his balls while he's doing it
>after a while I notice his red rocket poking out
>seen dog dicks before when they get excited playing, but surprised how much his keeps growing
>must be because he's not neutered

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Welp, I'm out. Shits gay yo.

>after quite a bit of rubbing and some tickling
>his sack tightens up and his red rocket is all the way out
>the whole pink part looks soaking wet with a tick wad of precum at the tip
>I spin back around
>he immediately shoves his tongue back into my asshole
>the licking is relentless
>stop him and pull him by the arms again on top of me
>he gyrates his hips and starts humping in the air like dogs do
>keep pulling him closer trying to help him
>he starts sliding his wet knot all over my leg
>reach behind and grab him by the balls
>yank him toward me and feel his tip against my ass
>he starts thrusting harder and faster
>like a flash he's all the way inside of me
>in and out and in and out
>it burns but feels amazing
>he puts his weight on my back with his paws
>scratching like crazy

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Youre a sick Bastard