*sees 10/10 girl by herself*

*sees 10/10 girl by herself*
What's your move Sup Forums?

"y-you like magic tricks?"

>Give her a compliment
>Girl: Thank you :)
>"Y- You too..."

nothing, she's waiting for her 10/10 boyfriend and i don't need another hit to my self-esteem.. not again.. not today.

"Ni hao~"

Nothing. I'm 28 and I've never bothered approaching a woman.

You like mudkips?

Set the bar on fire. Bitches love a bad boy.

This

No time like the present

There's no point. I have nothing to offer it talk about. And I'm a terrible actor.

>establish eye contact for a second or two
>live off that high for the for like a week

>avoid eye contact
>go on with my day

Excuse me. That's my spot.

...

Well you can try to make eye contact. Just make sure it doesnt backfire.

>stare at her for 2 mins without blinking

*stinks*
Hai bby bitch lasagna u want some fucky sucky

Classic

kek
not setting her pants on fire in order to get them of quicker.

Walk up to bar 5' away from her.
Order drink.
While waiting, look over until your eyes meet.
"hi"
She acknowledges continue (Ignored - leave with drink)
Wait a moment
"You've got to be waiting for someone?"
Yes - leave
No - "mind if I sit here?"
Yes - leave
No - sit
"I'm (name)"
She tells you her name
"So, what brings you here tonight?"
go from there

Get insanely drunk, say something weird and leave.

I kekd

"Hey, I know I just met you. And this may sound crazy. So here's my number. Call me, maybe?" Works every tiem.

I woke up at 5pm and haven't washed yet.

Zoom in

Women approach me c:

Sit somewhere she can see me and try to pretend I'm not looking at her in a kind of obvious way.

>Hello, did you know that I have autism?

>Sketch half ass drawing of her on a napkin.
>Give it to her.
>Usually a good opener but my awkwardness would likely cost me any traction.

I'll take the 'slow and steady' method my virgin freind told me about. You just do nothing. Sit there staring at her all night saying you're waiting for the right moment and never make a move. How do I help him Sup Forums?

+1

Only if you're good. But honestly you don't have to do shit and just say that you're down to fuck. Can prove my theory np.

Does it work if you're really autistic?

Sex is sex even if it's pitty. Not to mention with a great guy.

Intro is the easy part, you left out the entire sale and close

You just expect to """"wing it""""