Be me

>be me
> always one of the biggest (height and weight wise) kids in my grade and the neighborhood i lived in

> childhood nickname was "wall of punches" because id just start swinging and didnt stop until the fight was over
> known as the 'quiet but will fuck you up if provoked' kid
> got into dozens (if not hundreds) of fights by the time i was 9 with 15-20 different people
> won all of my fights this way


>be 10
> dad teaches me how to fight
> aggressively beat down kids in grades above me
>nobody really fucked with me anymore
>be 12
>moved 4000kms away from home (still in same country)
> new school, new kid
> fought same agressive style but now had an anger that fueled me
>known as the 2nd strongest kid in grade 7 or 8 at my school (the only reason i didnt contest being 2nd was because i was good friends with the 1st)

>be 14
> started playing football
>everyone knew not to fuck with me
> stopped getting into fights, nobody challenges the alpha


>be me now
> always the alpha male in any gathering
> never lost a fight
> 6 years and counting since that last time someone has challenged me as the alpha
6' 260lbs

>fighting me would be like fighting a clawless polar bear
So Sup Forumsetas, dont you wish you were as alpha as me?

(Pic unrelated)

Shamless self bump

>Pretends to be alpha
>self bumbs his shitty, dead thread

Wew lad

The people in your school must be retarded. I'm no where as big as you were when I was in school but it only took one fight against two guys for people to realise to not fuck with me

Fuck off with your fighting bullshit. What is this some U.K. Wanker? Everyone knows words hurt far more than fists.

sauce ?

I bet you arent that alpha once I stick a knife in your neck and fuck you in your hairy ass!

Fuck off you snowflake
I walk on you in winter
Im a Canadian, bred for war.

Trips don't lie

So you're so alpha that you came here to tell us about it and the anger that fueled it?
Why fight so much?

Oh please pull out a knife, ill easily disarm you then cave your skull in with my bare hands

6ft. is considered big where you're from? what pygmie shithole do you live in.

i'm 6'2" and considered to be slightly above average where I live.

also... 260lbs? you're a fat fuck. i'm 2inches taller than you, weigh 10lbs less and i could stand to lose 20lbs.

so much cringe in your entire post. just kys already.

I tripped on acid and wanted to post about my insane experience but read a fight thread before i was going too and started to reply, that thread was dead so i posted here because i wanted to see what the rest of Sup Forums thinks

A fat fucker like you! Il sneak up from the back before you realize what's happening. Im fucking you in the ass. Won't even need to turn you around.

How is you trip going man?

So you're a coward gay rapist?

>So Sup Forumsetas, dont you wish you were as alpha as me?

Sounds like you had a super depressing life if you still measure your life's worth by your warped childhood metrics.

nice trips, but... jesus h. christ you're a cringelord. stop giving us a bad name, jackass.

>Beginning of post was when i was a kid , i atopped getting taller at 13 so everyone caught up
>fuck yeah im fat, im fit , im powerful and you might be skinnier but i am atill alapha

Im in hour 8 and im disconnected from the hivemind , my trip is over

>known as the 2nd strongest kid in grade 7 or 8 at my school (the only reason i didnt contest being 2nd was because i was good friends with the 1st)
>(the only reason i didnt contest being 2nd was because i was good friends with the 1st)
> i didnt contest being 2nd
because you're a beta bitch

Yeah man, I don't give a shit about your so-called principles and calling yourself an alpha. I will stab you and fuck you.

Actually true

My dad molested my 13 year old bestfriend when i was 11 in a drunken retardation

Caused my parents divorce
And for my family to move since it appeared on national Tv

Kinda fucked me short term but made my life better long term

Oh alright, was it a good trip then?
I'm another user, I've never seriously used the words alpha or beta unless I were in a discussion about wolves.
Sneaking up on people like that is low though, that is something you do to survive a war situation, no everyday life.

how did it fuck you short term? literally?

Lol good one but no

...

Speed on this is somehow really satisfyingly

>18.5st
>6ft

You're a fatcuck that's all faggot.
I'm built as fuck, spend working night at the gym straight from work for 1-2 hours, and have been doing so for 2 years now. I'm a black belt in 3 martial arts since, started training from the age of 8.

I'd murder you.

Forgot to mention that I'm 6ft 4 and weight 2 stone less than you, provided you're not bullshitting. You must be a fat bastard.

>im fat, im fit
pick one

also...
>i am atill alapha
who the fuck is that? Atilla the Hun's llama?

also...
>moved 4000kms away from home (still in same country
>Im a Canadian, bred for war.

the only way it's possible for that to be true is if you moved from one coast to the other. so...

ITT - OP is an angry fat kid from Newfoundland. which really explains a lot.

either way, OP is a faggot (as always) and should an hero.