/rug/ - Rugby Edition

SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4

>Friday 17 Mar
19:35 CRU v BLU, Christchurch
21:45 REB v CHI, Melbourne

>Saturday 18 Mar
06:00 BUL v SUN, Pretoria
19:35 HUR v HIG, Wellington
21:45 WAR v BRU, Sydney

>Sunday 19 Mar
04:15 LIO v RED, Joburg
06:30 SHA v KIN, Durban
08:40 JAG v CHE, Buenos Aires

*All times RWCT*

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Rugby.

Is this flankerkino?

is this /bundes/?

No it's /bunda/

>it will soon disappear

>Daniel Carter

All dreadful except the white one tßh.

it's not like he's giving a fuck at this point

guy finally burnt everything he had left in him and decided to not care anymore, he'll just get his remaining million and go away

Posting in epic thread

godDAMN

Trust the French to make rugby jerseys as gay as humanly possible

Indeed.

>This kills the Irishman

Stade's owner was gay and made the players pose for a gay-friendly calendar too.

It made the manly men of the opposition (and their fans) extremely butthurt to be beaten by pink-wearing players piad by a gay owner.

>letting a fine arts graduate design your jersey
*throws up*

Raging a bit right now 2bh

Got home and there is a card to call left by a courier. My flatmate was home sick all day. I have to pay 2.50 to get it redelivered tomorrow and my flatmate will probably ignore them knocking at the door again.

Kick him out.

i miss ass threads

Rub his toothbrush on your anus.

I'm looking at moving out. He is a lazy cunt. My mate just brought a house I'm trying to twist his arm to let me move in when his current flatmate goes back overseas to go home.
Going to do this. Don't know which is his and which is his gf's
Oh well

Where did he bring the house from?

Nice /nrl/ meme

Sad cunt.

Saders
Queefs
Black Bulls
Canes
Bumboys
Loins
Shorks
Jags

Good sport.
Good OP.
Good lads.
Rugby.

might tip the poos again lads
haha

madman

...

*teleports behind you*

mah nigga

*blocks your path*

*impedes your momentum*

*colours you*

*infiltrates your universities and trade unions*

*gets axed*

*blooms at you*

*pounces towards the final*

Might take my taiaha to tokyo lads.

If any of you piss me off I'll smash it over your head

*bares teeth at African Conference*

*~awoos*

*lectures you on how african history has been whitewashed*

OK that's enough.

*forces meme at you*

*throws poo at you*

PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Rugger

what's the most coulda doyd moment of this years superr ugby?

...

Why is reddit so superior?

Made a thing lads.

Heh... not bad, kiddo 6/10

wew
top OC lad

Poorly shopped.
Apply yourself.

I did it at work on paint. Tell me again how I should "apply myself".

Use photoshop

>installing and using photoshop at work to make a meme
Nigga you crazy

I applied my balls to your mum's forehead.

>he doesn't use photoshop as a part of his job
Hows poverty going lad?

Well for starters, stop fucking around on Sup Forums while you're at work you useless fuck.

he coulda doyd lads

I like how the hooker then comes in and tries to throttle him.

I've seen players receive life bans for less.

Makes the whole "BOD affair" look pretty tame tßh.

I don't make little graphics for websites lad, why would I ever use photoshop?

You don't generate documents?

When the people looking at your documents only care about the content not the look why would I spend any more time than slapping on our logos on the cover page?

Congratulations you identified the obvious joke that I was making.

Also, what sort of fucking povo workplace has the same people creating assets and writing correspondence?

You just hire a marketing/brand consultancy firm for $10k and they create everything for you.

Because clients LOVE memes. You should slip memes in frequently where possible.

It's 2017 my man

Pretty much this.
Before my time at my current workplace they got someone to make the templates for everything with our logos on it, from clothes to pads to cars to cover sheets.
Just slap what you need on and your good to go.
With our big BIG projects I'm sure they get some outside eyes to look over it but I haven't been a part of that yet.

Printing out a flyer for 2 for 1 L&P at your mum's dairy isn't "generating documents" you absolute embarrassment.

To be fair I never used it in depth at my internship but I needed to alter some maps for property documents to make the properties clearer by changing saturation and contrast.

Point being, your company should have a full suite of software available for use.

I suppose realtors should have photoshop available

>I needed photoshop for something that mspaint and an iPhone are equally capable of doing

What kind of doughnut shop employee needs Photoshop

The only house I sold was your mums fat arse.

Used Gimp actually.

>Used Gimp actually

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Toner is actually an awful player. If Dean Mumm and Mr Tickle had a baby it would be Devin Toner

What kind of sex slave needs photoshop?
Actually never mind of suppose he has a website to show off his "assets" and has to "document" his appointments.

*Chuckles sensibly*
I didn't think anyone would pick up on that being this place is full of illiterate teenagers.

Will be in Queenstown on Saturday night lads, just booked on a whim for a night. Will be good to see the rest of you staying at your winter baches.

Dot you mean crib lad

Fantasy has blocked me from trading for some reason.
I have trades available but if I click a guy to trade it doesn't add them to the trade list
Sad I had 3 dnp and NMS to trade

*snorts you*

No because I'm flying down from the North Island, if I lived in the South Island I would have said crib.

queenstown offseason is garbage lad

I'm there 8 times a year lad, it's certainly not.

>Laura Wright will never sit on your face
why live lads

>up to 6th in the fantasy league already
>been using all boks except from 1 argie
embarrassing desu

>mediocre saffers statpadding against the shithouse saffers
Wait til the playoffs lad

>britshits are up

actually shithouse saffers statpadding against shithouse australians m8, get it right

> tfw really liked super XV

3 conferences of 5. Loads of derbies. Very few blowouts

Bloody saffas

Maybe you should try it on with Laura Wrong instead

Rugby.

The 2009 Lions documentary was much better than the 2013 one

The 2009 tour was better than the 2013 one

> dat Bok pack

Scary fuckers

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RIP Kings and Rebels.

Cheetahs will be joining them soon hopefully.

>Faraj Fartass