G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

To hopefully have what's happening in that gif to happen to me

keep working at it.
it will occur.

Well I dreamed I was shot in the head and dying on the side of the highway. So I think that counts as sleeping like shit

yeah it counts.
why did you have such a dream ?

To one day be one of those cocksuckers

go find yourself a nice cock to suck then

I'm going to live until I'm 150+ years old. Gotta cash out on this country's benefits.

g'luck with that.
good advice.
nice dubs.
good plan.

First I'd need to wake up as a hot girl. I'm waiting for virtual reality.

I need to outlive my enemies.... otherwise i would let myself die

dubs say it'll happen tommorrow.
cool. have young parents ?

When I said what happens to me I meant the guy I want to wake up to a bunch of chicks suckling my dick

thanks for clarifying that.
i hope that happens to you.

I'm still working on having a decent life before I kill myself. You?

I just spent $4000 on a bunch of shit I don't really need, but will help me get a promotion.

kinda just want the promotion before I off my self.

because my sloot is 24/7/365 on voice with me and needs to shlick to my face every night
she's wild, she wants it up her ass everytime, and she asks me to make it hurt

same here too.
i wish you luck user.
that's good.
be good to her.

>dubs say it'll happen tommorrow.
Would be epic, like your porn tastes

i am user
she's a darling
thx for your kind words

Because anyone can find love

Provided they're willing to lower their expectations

not exactly
you learn what you're good at, you practice it, this attracts roasties, they fit your needs, and if you had looked at them years earlier when you were lamenting your celibacy you could have called them "lowering your expectations" but that's not how it happened
also they turn out to be full of treasures you didnt suspect
god bless america

aww thanks user.
:-). what else are you doing today?
good point.
nice dubs.

nm really
just browsing and shit
weekend is when nobody expects me to work or pay bills, it's a rest
rest of the week i dont do it either, but i can feel people's expectations or receive letters about it

and as my to-do list is reasonably (for my standards) lowered, i'm reasonably content this weekend

You're welcome. I always enjoy your threads and living vicariously through the girls you post.

new pc screen

27''

yeah, i might just lay around all day today too.
i feel a little bad when i waste time tho.
happy to hear that.
nothing like spreading a lil joy in the world.
nice.
going to play games?

so tell me about you user
what's your world like?

Because I have the flu. And becoming an hero would take much more effort that I'm putting in today

Jamie fookin Lannister

I'm waiting for my helium tank, tubing and mask to arrive

You're welcome, what would life be if we couldn't cheer up our fellow man?

it's a good world.
regular world
not too bad, nor too good.
i live ok.
get well soon.
then what ?
indeed.

Nees to prove my theory that I'm immortal. Been through so many genuinely near-death experiences that it's almost comical. Was born with no heartbeat and had to be resuscitated. I reckon this technically makes me undead and therefore immortal unless by dramatic head wound.

g'luck proving that.

I will fill some balloons with helium and fly away from pain and suffering

that's great user.

If I'm right, no worries.
If I'm wrong, I won't be around to give a shit!
As good a reason as any to keep plowing on.

In all seriousness though I'm excited to see where the technology of the future ends up. With robotics, space travel, A.I and bionic limbs and such being where they are now vs. 20 years ago, hopefully the current world leaders dick measuring contest doesn't get in the way of it all too much.

yeah it would be nice to see the techno marvels of tommorrow.

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
Because I enjoy life. Going out to dinner later to a nice restaurant with wife to celebrate our anniversary. Will come home and fuck. And then I'll play video games for a few hours.

Perfect day

source of this inmoral porn user?

this was nice to read

med school early apps are due today, mine aren't done. Likely that will be my fate if I don't get in, that or KCl 10ml bolus

don't know.
that's awesome.
it was.
g'luck man.