If you could have any super power Sup Forums what would you have

if you could have any super power Sup Forums what would you have

telekinesis or teleportation would be neat

Ability to freeze time for everyone and everything but myself, while being able to interact and manipulate objects in the world.

I see what you want to do

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Ability to change my density without affecting my size or momentum

Basically this

Does this let you walk on water or swim?

Invisibility

Ability to die at will.

Being able to travel back in time only up to one hour.
It's not asking for all the time in the world, just if you make a choice with an immediate consequence, you can go back and either try again or avoid it. Or go to the casino and make a couple hundred grand before you get kicked out.

Probability manipulation.

Oh, what's that? My odds of winning the lottery with this one ticket I bought are next to nothing? Well, now it's 100%.

The odds of this girl I'm attracted to saying yes when I ask her out are zero? Well, now the odds are 100%.

The odds that I pass the New York Bar Exam without studying are .001%? Well guess what, fuckers? It's now 100%.

The odds that I wake up tomorrow with the ability to fucking FLY are zero? Now it's 100%.

Literally limitless possibilities.

The answer from your crush are based on her feelings not luck. Now if you say asking a random woman to fuck, the probability of finding one that would say yes could be affected, but it wouldn't work on a specific individual.

Same thing with the bar exam. Unless it was multiple choice and you guessed all of the answers correctly by altering your probability. You cant alter your intelligence with luck.

You should be able to swim cause you're manipulating the water, don't think you would be able to walk on it

>breaking the laws of physics

omnipotency

Fair point, but I can still manipulate random events and improbable situations. Winning the lottery, gaining additional superpowers. If I already have a superpower that grants me probability manipulation, we've established that we live in a world where superpowers are a possibility, therefore the probability of gaining more can be manipulated.

Yeah okay, but why?

underrated post

Guns and trains and heights and a million other things already give you that power user.

The ability to harvest people's talents, knowledge and skills. Not necessarily stealing them but more like copying and pasting them into my own brain

I would want to reshape reality as I see fit.

Flying. I would fly all over the place at super sonic speed.

Bust through walls like Kool-Aid man

mind control

That's what superpowers fucking do you colossal retard

You can only fly as high as you can jump and as fast as you can run, and tire the same.

Imortality with no natural ageing and any chick I fuck will Aslo become Imortal if they swallow my loads.

Power of life and death over anyone.

Use it to kill all the other men.

Use it to keep myself young and youthful.

Fuck all the women.

Immortality (include no sense of pain, super fast regeneration without loss of memory, but with the option to die at will)

The power to throw up at will

No. There are no limits on my flying.

wrong thread

This is a monkey's paw thread now

SUPER POOPER

Why does he have to be colossal? Why not a tiny retard? Why not mid sized retard, or full sized retard.
Or maybe could lose a few pounds, but otherwise fit retard? Why do they always have to be colossal, giant, or humongous?

Wew someone had the autism vaccines

until you realize at supersonic speeds it'll burn you, can't breathe, and will get fucked up big time try sticking you head out the car window at 80mph, hard af to breathe now imagine going damn near 10x that speed

>acting like user will really fly

Underrated post
>can do anything

he's on Sup Forums so I doubt his fatass will take off let alone get above 20mph

True on those though

What if he just floats like a dirigible?

Teleportation since then you could steal a time travel device from the higher ups and a invisibility device

power to manipulate matter and slow time down around me without affecting water, air, or light I could have so much fun (need to slow time in case someone shoots you)

The power to delete and ban people on Sup Forums.
This board deserves some cleaning.

The ability to to shapeshift/change my body in anyway i want through thought alone, in an instant. When changing/changes occur, i do not lose the ability to continue conscious thought.

Headlines:
Old man impregnates entire world.

Imagine a world of 3.5 billion autistic children.
>inb4 nothings changed.

I can't pick:

the ability to change the physical world around me at will

Total, complete, and perfect memory recall of every sensory input.

The ability to set off horrible smelling farts at anytime.

Still better love story then Twilight

Omnipotence

The ability to delete this, and every other shit thread.

The ability to delete this, and
every other shit poster.

Same
Mods should allow people to become jannies on Sup Forums except CIA agents.

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Power to cause a nuclear explosion anywhere in the world

I wanna shoot lasers out of my eyes, which I have full control over.

The ability to smell through walls

To be able to transform into a cute girl and change back

metamorphosis like mystic from xmen
dope af

Protype's Alex Mercer has the objectivly best set of capabilities to live a life of robbing banks alone and being able to spend the money. So that.

To have cum shoot out of my finger nails
So I can flick cum in your eyes and get strippers pregnant.

The ability to freeze time for everything but me. I have to be honest it’s just because I would love to be able to stop time and fuck women.

>my superpower is that I'm basically god
ehh, it's not underrated, it's just boring. The fun is in trying to think of interesting but still limited superpowers.

A second penis

Multipleman... I would work 1000 jobs.... and be rich as can be... from not having to rob banks. Also would suck my own dick and also gangbang girls constantly

The superpower to telepathically talk to anyone in the world, but in the voice of some random person near them.

I would fuck with people so bad. A politician doing a press conference? Drop some sick burns on him/her. Watch the aftermath on live TV. Favorite team about to lose? Start saying the wrong things to the opposing team. confuse the shit out of them.