ITT you are at a grocery store. Buy three items to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible, go
ITT you are at a grocery store. Buy three items to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible, go
Jordan Myers
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Justin White
One folding chair.
Rope.
A ski mask.
Andrew Campbell
Axe
Lube
Zip ties
Isaiah Richardson
lotion
kleenex
a barney dvd
Andrew Campbell
inb4 doughnuts, doughnut holes, super glue.
Leo Hall
Ropes, candles and a knife.
Zachary Phillips
Protip: Cashiers don't give a fuck about what you buy.
Robert Jenkins
diapers
vodka
cigarettes
Aiden Gonzalez
A 20 pack of Bagel Bites.
A 20 pack of Bagel Bites.
A 20 pack of Bagel Bites.
Jose Fisher
Two apples and a banana
Justin Brown
Pregnancy test, wire coat hanger, baseball bat
Dylan Reed
>standard parent purchase
Why would this make someone uncomfortable?
Blake Lopez
a pack of Pokemon cards
a pack of Yugioh cards
a pack of Magic the Gathering cards
Charles Price
shut the fuck up
Levi Anderson
>3 package of bulk mineral water, put on the conveyor belt
That shit is heavy, moving it makes them uncomfortable.
Michael Phillips
1 videocamera
1 squash
1 copy of Frozen
Andrew Brown
Most cashier's are on auto-pilot and don't give a single fuck about what you buy.
Angel Price
Pick axe
5 gallon bucket
Sign that says dead nigger storage
Ryan Davis
Thank you satan.
Liam Hall
Condoms
Cucumber.
Petroleum Jelly.
Aaron Morgan
Bath salts
Can of butane
55 gallon drum of baby oil
Thomas Hughes
Three sets of dubs.
>check em
Logan Nelson
little boy's underwear
duct tape
vaseline
Landon Reed
>bath salts at walmart
Kayden Lewis
Donuts
Donut Holes
Super Glue.
Look as pissed and serious as possible.
Jordan Ross
...
Josiah Flores
>ski mask
>lube
>rope
Michael Scott
hail satan!
burn your dick off
Grayson Flores
The latest FPS
Adult diapers
A case of Hot Pockets
Juan Foster
Condoms
Wolf Mask
5 T-bone steaks
Juan Cooper
Sounds like a fun Saturday night. All that's missing is a little boy.
Leo Wood
Damn
Christopher Fisher
>12 Condoms
>Parachute of Mayonnaise
>Carrot sticking out of my ass
Lincoln Lewis
As someone who spent time cashiering at two different retail stores when I was younger, I can confirm there is nothing you could buy that I would care about or bat an eye to.
Nathan Johnson
enemas
funnel
drop cloth
Mason Russell
childrens underwear
dogcollar
webcam
Hunter Ramirez
8edgy9me
Easton Richardson
he's tethered to a pole in the basement
Jason Brooks
1l bottle of Jack Daniels
Pain kilers
Sleeping pills
Parker Howard
Pen
Apple
Pineapple
Benjamin Lewis
Birthday card, condoms, bratwurst
Kevin Perez
Laxatives
Video camera
Kiddy pool
Evan Bailey
"The Walmart", implying I'm settling for pleb Walmart that isn't a 24 hour fucking super center with outlet quantities.
>Yo mommA
Dylan Richardson
ducktape
lego
lube
Benjamin Barnes
Cinderblock
Vaseline
Gauze
Levi Harris
what is fiction
Matthew White
Large container of mayo
Rubber gloves
A copy of Roadhouse.
Mason James
pantyhose
shotgun
shotgun shells
Ethan Nelson
Bleach, ammonia, plastic bucket
Isaiah Howard
winner
David Peterson
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Easton Gutierrez
Little girls panties
lotion
a lighter
Charles Wilson
Fuuuck. No gimmicks here.
Joshua Adams
a funnel
some hose
a dozen eggs
Evan Fisher
Dude I was just singing this to myself like an hour ago
Isaiah Jenkins
This aint the Walmart your mom blows the homeless at in the parking lot and a Walmart super center has a pharmacy that has bath salts
>Lrn2 explore when Mom takes you grocery shopping
Liam Lopez
I mean, it is catchy .. even if its cancer
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Jace Foster
Coat hanger
duct tape
sanitizing napkins
Benjamin Robinson
1. Condoms
2. Alcohol
3. Cigarettes
Stare intensely at cashier if my brand of choice isn't available
Grayson Sullivan
1. bleach
2. chainsaw
3. yellow gloves
if I can put something extra it would be:
4. lime powder
very good for eliminating fingerprints in a place.
Sebastian Martinez
Checked satan
Daniel Miller
Condoms, lube, one pineapple.
Gabriel Ramirez
big can of wet dogfood
condoms
tissues
Jordan Myers
Excuse me, where's the gun isle? Oh you dont sell those here. Ok
>Barbeque tools
>Duct tape
>lilo and stitch magazine
Parker Lopez
I wasnt born in a walmart. I wouldnt know all these things.
Carter Hill
Canned Ham
Lube
Adult Diapers
Luke Cooper
it's from pulp fiction you cringy high schooler
Parker Allen
Vaseline, candy and a stuffed animal.
Juan Evans
I would call a manager for suspected terrorist activity
Robert Wood
hot glue gun
funnel
diapers
Noah Wright
Walmart sells bath salts
Robert Price
Discounted ds game
Wheelbarrel
Soda
Jack Parker
Preg test
Small trash bags
Wire coat hanger
Ayden Morales
They dont sell wire coat hangers anymore
Justin Roberts
>get well soon card
>shovel
>shower curtain
Juan Adams
seriously? I doubt that man. Thats all I use.. ideal for t's
Eli Jackson
Shredded cheese
Taco shells
Ground turkey
Isaiah Collins
Banana
Condom
My little pony Dvd
Kayden Jackson
notice me satan-san
David Davis
Yes they do faggot
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Aiden Williams
>Turkey
I threw up
Adam Campbell
large can of crisco
medium eggplant
bbq tongs
Cooper Cook
Half of this thread:
>Condom
>Lube
>Child related products
If you're thinking about making a post, and it contains condoms or lube, Don't. lets try a little bit harder guys.
Nolan Reyes
First of all, there's not an island of fucking guns.
Second of all, Wal-Mart does sell guns.
Joseph Brooks
Oh. It said grocery store. Why did my mind fucking go straight to Wal-Mart?
I apologize.
Colton Jackson
The other day I bought pic related.
Skimpy bra, Starburst flavored lip gloss, and a can of whipped cream.
Cameron Jenkins
Non lubricated condoms
Lube
Some kind of childs toy
Isaac Hernandez
>yogurt with active cultures
>2L bottle of Coke
>shovel
Henry Sanchez
a bowl
a dozen eggs
a microwave
Luke Gutierrez
Enjoying a snack while digging holes at work
Chase Rogers
That's what I'll testify I was going to do with them
Lincoln Nelson
a cucumber
vaseline
rubber gloves
Luis Allen
1 gallon of milk
1 carton of eggs
1 loaf of bread
Dylan Miller
16oz can of Bush's Baked Beans
a pack of condoms
bottle of ky jelly
Alexander Campbell
Today was pic related. I should've added a roll of duct tape but I used self checkout since the girl wasn't with me.
When we bought the whipped cream, she was hanging off of me and the cashier girl was probably jealous.
Did something similar in high school. We bought a $40 microwave, eggs, aluminum foil, blank CDs, marshmallows, and buttered popcorn.
Proceeded to completely destroy everything until the microwave could no longer pop the popcorn. 6 hours later we put it back in the box with eggs and marshmallows and bits of CD in it and returned it and got our money back because even a cheap microwave should work for more than one night.
Michael Anderson
Steaks
Ketchup
The Art of the Deal
Josiah Baker
>jealous
Landon Green
Rope
Bulk condom pack
Lighter
Robert Lee
Go home, little boy