I stole a pumpkin last night from a witch festival at my town? Now I don’t know what to do with it. Any suggestions...

I stole a pumpkin last night from a witch festival at my town? Now I don’t know what to do with it. Any suggestions? Recipes?

>cut a hole in the pumpkin
>fuck the pumpkin

carve a dick in it. try to make it the most realistic that you can. put it in the fridge and wait until halloween, then replace it from someone's house

Leave it in the middle of the road with a note

not a bad idea

Pie is good
>inb4 you use the guts
You don't use the guts in pie you mince the hard part minus the skin.

make a jack-o-lantern

Pumpkin seeds, bake em, then eat em

>cut a hole in the pumpkin
>draw a face around the hole
>insert jelly into the pumpkin
>the proceed to fuck the pumkin

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yeah sounds good. i might just make a pie out of it. I've never actually made a pie before or even cut into pumpkin

Make this but with the pumpkin in it

just like the real thing

> i might just make a pie out of it.

It's not that kind of pumpkin.

you can't make pie out of it?

Carve a face into it. Make the innards into pumpkin pie. Roast the seeds with some salt. Put the carved pumpkin on your pillow and sleep with it.

You don't bake pies out of this type of pumpkin.

Who are you? The pumpkin police?

Yes leave with a note in a public place.

"Number 4/6 For the rest please let my daugther come to church"

So this orange pumpkin is useless except for seeds

OP here. i'll extract the seeds and leave the pumpkin "intact' somewhere with a note since i can't carve worth shit. any ideas where to leave this orange thing?

Middle of the road.
Under a tree.
Over a box (box needed)
Park bench.
Corner of the street but middle of the sidewalk

Yee

open the top up and fill it with milk and cereal and at night leave it on a public sidewalk where people notice it and put a note saying "lol cereal pumkin boo xd"