>Be canada
>elect dude weed lmao cuckboy as Prime Minister
>cancuck posters begin to shitpost out of despair
>they literally cannot even compare to austrailian or american shitposters
Give me one reason why canadians should be allowed to post here.
Protip: You cant.
DUDE
pls no bully
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blazed as fuck right now everyone
LEAF
you're just jealous of our diversity
>be canadian
>cuckedagain.jpg
>american shitposters
uhh since when this this a thing? Americans do shitpost, but you have and never will be regarded as a shitposing nation in the same way Australia or more recently, Canada are.
Give up OP. You will never be a professional shitposter. Just another stupid burger trying to play with the cool kids.
>implying canadians are cool
>implying canadians arent subhuman
What the fuck did you just say to me, motherfucker?
go away budget australia
If he beats me, I win.
They really are comically bad at shitposting. It feels like your weird friend's dad trying to get into whatever the kids are doing.
"Look at me boys, am I a minecraft yet? Haha so much fun doing video games with the boys"
All canadians shitpost the same way too.
They must be in on some hivemind 5th level irony here
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Australia, what do you have to say?
defend your job!
>looks at watch
Wow! Three minutes in and already two responses. Hook, line and sinker, Americucks.
>Give me one reason why canadians should be allowed to post here.
They don't have a nigger president.
Was this taken in Detroit?
happy shabbat, everybody
Sweeden takes the cuck crown in my books.
Americans always seem to forget they are the most cucked nation
Not really... It kind of varies from state to state on alot of things.
America will always be our jealous little brother.
I hope Trump wins so I can move out of this Muslim and SJW infested shithole.
If you didnt win us the war you'd be the superpower and not us. Who's actually the jealous one?
Why even respond to someone obviously baiting or delusional?
As an Australian I take great offence at being grouped with the only third world "Anglo" nation (America).
Canadians may be painfully unfunny but at least they are less intellectually insulting than the Ameristanians that pollute this board.
Yeah, you didn't do that.
Shh... Shh... Let him have his hollow sense of historical relevance.
>Implying the American posters aren't getting progressively worse.
>citing wikipedia
You'll do better next time, little bro.
>it's another "Americans are mad at Canada" thread
uncle tom
Those "British" were Canadians. They lived in Canada.
You won't be a super power for long, I'd rather live in Canada than Brazil 2.0.
>Those "British" were Canadians. They lived in Britain.
The White House was burnt down by the 1st Battalion of 44th (East Essex) Regiment of Foot, assisted by the 21st (Royal Scots) Regiment of Fusiliers and 85th (Bucks) Regiment of Light Infantry.
None of them were Canadian.
>little bro
Yeah, we're bigger than you (in terms of livable land mass), more militarily powerful than you, richer than you, and a HELL of a lot more relevant than you.
Also, your leader is letting your country burn, and turning down offers of support because those offering it are kind of mean to gay people (but not really).
Nice meme, uncle tom.
pic related, no one wants to live in mexico.
your country won't exist in 50 years.
>no citations
lol
You want banter?
30% of us voted for based harper last election.
go away
You want banter?
go away
You can't handle me going away!
user, we live in a world that has shills, and those shills have to be butthurt by Aussies with shitposts. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Cuckburg? I have greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for normies, and you curse the Australians. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That normies getting butthurt, whilst tragic, probably saves threads. And my existence, whilse grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves threads. You don't want Aussies gone, because deep down in places you don't talk about in Trump threads, you want me on that shill, you need me on that shill. We use words like cunt, cuck, >implying. We use these words as the backbone of a life wasted defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the intelligence to explain myself to a man who posts and memes under the blanket of the Sup Forums which I shitpost to defend, and then questions the manner in which I post shit. I would rather you just said >flag, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and debate another fucking redditor who needs to be scared off this site. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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too long, I didn't read.