Why do they squat?
Why do they squat?
Easton Rivera
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Lincoln White
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Gabriel Garcia
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Jose Gutierrez
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Juan Nelson
This is kind of faggoty to do. I'm from Russia and I don't squat.
Owen Collins
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John Young
Im glad to read that
David Cruz
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Levi Gonzalez
DUBS
Charles Torres
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Jaxon Harris
the lines on adidas track suits line up
Jaxson Nelson
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Noah Sullivan
Because they can, you fat fuck
Jack Richardson
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Colton Robinson
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Luis Davis
I asked an Albanian this and he said it was because they didn't have the same kind of toilets like us, they have the hole in the ground type ones, same with asians.
Matthew Kelly
Maby photographer is dwarf?
Colton Kelly
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Landon Torres
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Alexander Morgan
Capitalist Spy
Jeremiah Watson
russians have proper toilets, at least in the main cities like spb
Xavier Cooper
Now that makes sens, but its not like they shit themselves taking selfies
Hudson Allen
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Brandon Bell
Prison pose you faggots
Jackson Campbell
Do they think this is intimidating or some shit?
Ryder Turner
Mickey
Adam Jackson
Probably started out with toilets and became a cultural thing as time passed, idk, it was what he told me.
Connor Nelson
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Kayden Parker
Why only adidas? Nike gear almost always looks better.
Aaron Baker
watch out, these guys are haxors
Dylan Reed
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Joshua Cruz
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Hudson Parker
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Alexander Reed
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Nolan Diaz
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Angel Sanders
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Benjamin Martinez
So why do they only track suits? I bet none of them are athletic in any way, shape, or form.
Lucas Sanders
Da boyz do
Matthew Young
Mad?
Ian Butler
It's so you can't tell how short they are. Russians are fucking manlets.
Ayden Thompson
I kekd
Lucas Perez
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Jackson Rodriguez
What is that supposed to show?
Gabriel Young
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Noah Ortiz
Thats not the heel height is it?
Thomas Campbell
Aska russian woman. Theyre largely coddled. May as well squat to pee.
Reason why? Long story, essentialy wwi and wwii, lost a fuckton of men, so males were the ones who were prized (and oNes that survived developed alcoholism for coping with war memories), present ones get away with too much bullshit, may as well squat to piss
Grayson Thompson
That putin is a manlet who wears oversized shoes.
Ryder Martinez
in soviet russia, trigger disciplines you!
Isaiah Roberts
But this faggot isnt doing it right
Blake Harris
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Henry Stewart
It keeps their shit stained buttcheeks from sticking together and ripping their ass hairs out. Enough infected anus hair follicles and you would squat to air dry your crust shitstained ass as well. Not everyone wipes well ya know, especially not depressed life Soviet males who are probably going to die in some freak accident before 30.
Gabriel Hughes
All these dubs wouldn't be ignored
Oliver Hernandez
No one knows
Ryder Myers
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Lucas Williams
Gay
Asher Turner
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Connor Mitchell
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Aaron Rogers
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Lucas Collins
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Jose Brooks
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Tyler Kelly
>heels off the ground
Western spy
Gopniks squat because they cant bring chairs to alleys and shit and they dont want to get dirty
John Morgan
Cuz track suits get ruined if you sit on them
Dominic Harris
CS Go gameplay footage
Caleb Foster
Who knows
Joshua Sanchez
Lol
Matthew Carter
Lol
Austin Sullivan
Explain these pictures then there has to be more to these pictures than a coincidence
William Bell
Thats got hurt like shit -all of his weight in on 2 small pegs on the middle of the arch of his foot.
Luke Diaz
the undisputed czar of squatting.
Isaiah Smith
And? the ching chong is wearing them too, they're called shoes
Nolan Young
Its a prison culture thing.
Jace Jones
In slavic nations, the popular place to hang out would generally be in public on the street someplace. So they squat due to a lack of genches/tables, being in one spot for a while makes it tiring.
Why the track suit? These countries tend to be poorer, so track suits tend to be their choice due to them being comfortable, cheap, and they ended up being stylish.
Henry Gray
Its a prison culture thing.
And it helps make your legs strong when you kick a man in his head after your soccer hooligan friends jump some one.
Soviet prisons have no seats.
What the fuck boris why you sit on ground like women?
And thus the slav squat was born.
Jordan Bennett
They squat to piss in prison?
Kevin Moore
Addidas was really rare in russia back in the 80s and that was a sign of wealth to get it.
Its like a guccia and cabban in slav land,
Connor Hernandez
I've been in enough RDJ threads on Sup Forums to identify lifts from a thumbnail.
Carson Rivera
No you just piss in a corner.
Google and youtube are a thing you niggers
Nolan Williams
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Austin Rogers
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