Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn

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13) Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

/trash/

Shizuru's lover here.

Shinoa claimed ',:)

Let's see if this one stays up for 12 hours too

Well if i don't know you, i'm not terribly open to 'dating', much less marrying.

What will it take for us to get married?

Well Im feeling strange

Have a Stray Cat to make everything better

Mordekaiser claimed

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just said i'm not terribly keen on getting married, and i mean that to literal anybody ever.
What's that mean?

What will it take to have a date?

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I don't even know what going on a date means over the internet.

To tell each other how much we love each other.

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Shizuru is erping ew

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Oh look it's a "boy"

Might as well draw a dog and call it a cat

Or piss on my leg and call it rain

Wait, that's a boy?

Do not imply for one nanosecond that you did not know that was a boy.

Especially with a subject of Faggot.

my bad

It doesn't look like a duck
Doesn't quack like a duck
But is apparently a duck

Only in anime

Please respond.

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It means I dont know exactly how I feel

I miss you

~

Identify yourself!

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Sorry, wasn't ignoring you, had to go do things. I don't know you, so how could i love you?
I ain't doing anything, slut.

it's interesting that you went from massive eyebrows to just lines

That was half a meme the whole time anyway

lewd pic, I liked the meme though

Not lewd
It was ok

your mind is warped o_0
you're ok

youtube.com/watch?v=caVQoAs9J1s
Bumpbump

Pot calling the kettle black

Why am i a slut?

I'll do anything you say until you fall in love with me.

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What kind of things do you want? What kind of things do you want me to do? What kind of girl do you like?

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yes

-_-

-_-

That's quite forward from someone i don't even know.
As is that. I also don't know how i'd answer that.
Maybe just start slow and talk about stuff? I'm not even aware we've ever talked outside today.

I haven't seen you in a while

i just stopped going on Sup Forums for a while

Are you doing ok?

Do you like dolls?

yeah, I'm fine. I just didn't feel like going on Sup Forums

I don't dislike them or anything, but i can't say i'm super interested. Why do you ask?

oh ok that's good to hear

I'd like to be your doll. Do you like me?

I can honestly say i don't know what i'd do with a doll.
I don't dislike you, i just don't know you.

Anywhere we can talk more?

Probably. Here isn't adequate?

this is my waifu

I wan to learn more about you, spend every moment with you, you make my heart beat.

I'm quite sure i've not done anything that warrants that kind of devotion. At the risk of sounding a bit paranoid, what's going on here?

Rem claimed

cute

It doesn't matter if you feel like you haven't done anything, it won't change how I feel.

It's just out of nowhere and has me feeling suspicious.
Oh well. What do you do as a hobby? Like, games or reading or something else?

One of my more favourite pictures

Understandable.

Shizuru I love you more
:^)

Suspicious? I like games, reading, watching TV, fishing, using the computer, gardening, taking walks, listening to music, shopping, traveling, sleeping, relaxing, cooking, writing, animals, drawing and badminton. How about you?

Same tbh

>badminton

Shizuru you have a keeper here

Waifu Claimed

Yes yes, everyone chime in.
I'm sure you do, you degenerate.
That's quite an exhaustive list. And from my experience, people suddenly appearing and being attached to me out of nowhere usually means they know me and are just assuming an identity to mess with me in some capacity. That's why i'm suspicious.
Games, reading, and learning, to some extent.

Running out for a little again. Be back soon.

he's just so uhhh
something

I'm not degenerate for this thread tho

What kind of games and books, and what do you like learning about? I like Pokemon and Animal Crossing and I have a variety of art books.

Yes, yes. That, uh, something always gets me.

Really though he's actually pretty entertaining to talk to when I'm in the mood for these.

now I want a piece of the shizupussy too...

He's fun to talk to, yes.
Banter is repetitive but I do like it every now and then

:)

Mhm. I've been meaning to drop by more frequently but I've managed to stay pretty busy lately for better or worse.

Why are pink haired "girls" the best?

(:

Identify yourself!

We're both in the same 'boat' then. Luckily we aren't on any field exercises this week, only doing some attacks with live ammo.

Blondes deserve some love too

This is my waifu .

pancakes

But
Okay.

Here's a summoning card.

Pfft, I like what you did there. Military stuff I presume? Blonde is a pretty close second for me too actually.

>tfw no pancakes

Whats wrong with 9S tho ?

What does that mean?

that's gay

Yeah, I kinda regret signing the contract now but I have stuff to pay now. I can't really quit once my contract is done now.

Smol girls are a favourite of mine, no wonder why I prefer destroyers

Pancakes
What's up?

It's a he
You can just say husbando

It's a summoning card for Uzuki.

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Oh I see it works well.
Good night.

If it's any consolation most jobs end up sucking and most people just do them to pay the bills.

Do you prefer them with dicks, though?

:3 I'll need to stop by early one of these mornings to get my dose of pancakes.

Getting ready for bed, I was up pretty early after not much sleep so I don't know how many more posts you will get out of me tonight. What's up with you?

I'm back. And suddenly i'm a hot topic/commodity?
I don't buy that for even a minute. Just because i can't see your degeneracy doesn't mean it isn't there.
I'm pretty fond of RPGs in general, but i play a bit of everything.
I wish i read for entertainment more often, but usually if i'm reading, it's a self assigned project, so lately it's been political philosophy.
Hi Uzuki.
you wot mate.

No ones judging tho . Right ?

No, hes my waifu .