>Be me
>About 8
>Family staying in a shitty motel for a while
>Cockroaches everywhere
>Grab a cockroach
>Grab a pushpin
>Pin cockroach to wall through it's chest
>Tear off it's limbs one by one
>Sit it down and watch it squirm
Am I a dick, anons?
Be me
Ryder White
Luis Bennett
They can't feel pain so who cares
Logan Nguyen
How was Turkey?
Chase Cruz
Nah you're just white.
Brody Hughes
This. If he was black he wouldn't waste a good meal like that
Jaxson Bennett
OMFGKEK!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING LEDGE user!
Juan Torres
Do you do this often?
Kayden Cox
...
Leo Richardson
How do you know?
Adam Murphy
Of course you're just deflecting by being facetious, but I think it's worth spelling out that white people are depraved and naturally prefer torturing and inflicting suffering on the innocent. It's a natural compulsion that comes as preparation for a future of being a serial murderer pedo-homo-rapist-ritual-abuse-molestor.
Carson Robinson
>be me
> 1 week old female cockroach
>living in recess in wall of shitty motel room
> get raped by distant relative one day
>everyone in my family sees, but nobody helps me
> later that day hear that my rapist got grabbed by some giant autist and had his legs ripped of while he was ran through with a push pin.
>mfw Deus ex Machina, justice from the heavens
Nolan Murphy
I kept several hundred piranha long ago in a zoology lab infested with blattidae. Late at night I'd get stoned and hunt the little buggers, toss them into the tanks and watch them get eaten. They float heads up, swimming at the surface: first bite takes their hind quarters. Now they can't swim very well and start to sink...second bite took most of the rest of them. Third bite and they were gone, leaving only a few threads of milky residue. Free fish food and free entertainment. Good times.
Asher Lee
What are Blattidae?
Xavier Young
>Blattidae
Fucking cockroaches
Jackson Scott
Never mind
Aaron Johnson
The Jews.
Elijah Perry
...
Julian Johnson
Eat it faggot
Nolan Hughes
I remember I rented a room in a house in a gated community in Palm Desert one summer and there were always cockroaches at night by the pool and i would flip them over and burn them to death with my lighter while I was stoned.
Jack Hall
No. You should have lit it on fire.
Josiah Nguyen
> 1 week old
> get raped
> later that day
You have to go back.
Jose Gonzalez
user is a cockroach confirmed
Tyler Perez
cockroaches have short life spans
no fbi
Grayson Thomas
Should have done it to bedbugs
Isaac Moore
I was referring to the spaces you redditfag