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News:
>Force India goes pink
>Schumi is still potato
>No one cares about what teams says for this week

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/12527787
strawpoll.me/12526522
reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/5zd5o0/wehrlein_i_would_like_to_thank_vettel_who_was/?sort=top
youtube.com/watch?v=q99k2r6GeS4
twitter.com/HulkHulkenberg/status/841732090823598080/photo/1
twitter.com/ForceIndiaF1/status/841640117647376386
twitter.com/hulkhulkenberg
youtube.com/watch?v=9jSBGLHbblk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jochen_Rindt
twitter.com/ForceIndiaF1/status/841749666156974080
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>de gay

Three posts early wanker

>caring

the results of the reddit strawpoll are in, and the answer is we can't agree on anything

strawpoll.me/12527787

are you surprised?

Niki Lauda > Michael Schumacher

Here is the answer to my poll

It is official I am worse than the monkey and Aussie

Jochen Rindt was German and better than Lauda

I'm on my phone and can't take a full screen shot of this one
strawpoll.me/12526522

binland is a faggot won

...

option c: fuck everything

>not allowing multiple answers

I'm really having a hard time imagining eating stuff like that for breakfast or anything else you described for the rest of day. Even makes me feel nauseous. However I never had any problems with my weight and food so it's not fair to compare myself with you. Btw improving on your diet isn't the only way to lose weight, because exercise is equally important.

This might sound extremely lame but...maybe consider playing pokemon go or some other exercise app? Going outside for fresh air and sightseeing is really nice, but perhaps a game with "goals" gives you that extra push

reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/5zd5o0/wehrlein_i_would_like_to_thank_vettel_who_was/?sort=top
>it's another reddit sucks Vettel's cock and eats his cum episode

"im autistic" - all of u (not me btw)

"im autistic" - all of you (excludes me btw)

"im autistic" - most of you (not me though)

btw the beer bottle is my penis

"im autistic" - none of you (includes me though)

Goddamn looking back at some of the clips from the last few years of crashes really shows how much safety has improved, not to mention with a few exceptions marshall training etc.

Back in the day something like in the video below could happen and the race would just continue.

This video is Tom Pryce crashing into Jansen van Vuuren at 170 mph, at Kyalami in 1977. van Vuuren ran across the track to try and assist Renzo Zorzi along with another marshall. The other marshall made it, and Jansen did not. The video is NOT for the faint of heart:

youtube.com/watch?v=q99k2r6GeS4

Force India? More like Force Pinkdia, am I right?

LOL

>piefke humor

it was pretty close like with Jules and both were unlucky af
but it could have easily killed the other guy who ran across the track as well

t. Alois Maria Grotzenschicklhuber

...

anyone else want to suck nico's dick?

jesus christ
what a fucking madman

Is this real? Seems way too savage

>mclaren honda will be beaten weekly by a pink car

will they finally withdraw from the sport?

twitter.com/HulkHulkenberg/status/841732090823598080/photo/1

Why no love for us?
twitter.com/ForceIndiaF1/status/841640117647376386

yes
twitter.com/hulkhulkenberg

Always knew Hulkenberger was a fucking Autist

>yeah, we're not gonna achieve shit this season
>but at least we'll look """good"""

think about it

Renault looked quicker in the tests than Force India though.
how does the tweet have anything to do with autism?

pretty typical for the Hulk to be desu, he's always trolling friends, team members etc.

That's exactly what I was saying

What is your excuse for not putting money on Ferrari already?

I have no money

fair enough

Van der Garde with the cheeky bants

It looks pretty cool actually

Force India's rear wing is black so at least he won't be seeing much pink.

Renault and Foreskindia go together like Rhubarb and Custard

I drank all my money.

I dont trust Ferrari to put their shit together.

Have you accepted Ricciardo as your Lord and savior?

B L A C K E D
L
A
C
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If by Ricciardo you meant pic related then yes.

Are these years liveries the greatest in a long time?

finally some color on the grid again instead of everything being silver grey and black

Renault's isn't good. Neither is Toro Rosso's

if Haas wasn't that dark grey that's dark enough to look black in some photos but light enough to look like cheap plastic in others it would be better

they should go less shiny (maybe not quite as far as matte), or go full black or the same colour they had last season

>Toro Rosso livery is not good

more like shite bants, as usual

It not.

That dark blue combined with that stylized bull was top tier compared to this shinny cola can reddit-tier shit they have now.

>Neither is Toro Rosso's
What did he mean by this?

t. Monisha

>I'm 21
>start diet and exercise
>I get to a normal weight at 23
>I start karting
>discover I'm a racing driver prodigy
>rise up the ranks, junior formula etc
>by 30 I'm in F1
>by 35 I'm F1 champion with Ferrari
>yfw

But seriously, I'm so happy right now, in a weird way.
Haven't felt my mind this clear in years.
I'm gonna make it. It's a win-win for you guys anyway.

If I make it you guys helped, by both encouraging me and yelling at me when I stray from the right path and if I don't make it, you can always point and laugh at me. Fat nick.

Shit taste: the post.

It looks like a shitty Gundam

I agree with my fellow countryman. The Renault is ok but could be better. The Toro Rosso looks kinda cool but looks like a backmarker/GP2 car. It's like a hot wheels F1 car, kinda cheap looking.

I wish you well but I wish you'd stop blogposting. How about just post your weight every now and then and not give us a sob story?

Please get a tripcode so I can filter your fat ass

show me a better team for Fantasy F1

pro-tip: [spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]

easy

Contrarian hue strikes again.

Just finished playing with my tenrec lads

the painted bull was gaudy and tacky and didn't even look that good, it was overdue for a change

Any Feet fetishists here?

>IMPLYING THIS ISN'T TRUE

Driver of the Day Voting process.jpg

;_;

Max bless

kek saved

gonna need a less pixelated image to judge her foot-game

>Germany couldn't even post the actual video

I bet shes flat footed to match her lack of chin

>no soles
0/20

Give me a minute. I'll have a look.

Sorry m8 no pictures in the collection.

Might be more in a video. Did an initial check and she plays with her feet for most of this interview with her mum.

youtube.com/watch?v=9jSBGLHbblk

...

He wasn't german... He was austrian!!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jochen_Rindt
>Rindt raced with an Austrian licence, but had a German passport and never held Austrian citizenship.

check the nationality on the right table

>Austrians pretending to be German

twitter.com/ForceIndiaF1/status/841749666156974080

it just had to be 44
check the small 1 next to the flag

Scroll up for 0.6 seconds

you guys are joking when you say anything other than RBR, RB13 and Ricciardo will win anything right?

kek

>le Ricciardo dick riding gimmick

If you had the chance, which would you pick:

>drive 4 laps in a Formula 1 car
>drive a whole day in a Formula V8 3.5 car (50-60 laps fitness permitting)

the second option because i probably wouldn't be able to complete one corner in the F1 car without spinning, downforce is not a fucking game

Latter because I'd have a much better chance at pushing the car to the limit and having fun with it.

If Alonso is going to quit mid-season, who will McLaren replace him with? Button surely won't come back to drive that shitbox. Nasr? Gutierrez? Maldonado? Suck Ferrari's dick so they can get Gio? Field only 1 car for the rest of the season? Give it to the highest bidder?

Button has a contractual obligation to drive if Alonso can't or refuses to

Beg the FIA to allow Nobuharu Matsushita to drive

Alonso is not a quitter he will stay untile the end of the season.

Michael