/heem/: mamed khalidov edition

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News:

>Nelson fights Volkov
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/841721028653023232

>Cirkunov fights Oezdemir
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haha i like this thread the thread theme song is funny

First for

>Coral Springs

being an utter shithole filled with mongrel degenerates

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This is the thread

Will never post in a canadianautist thread.

Good lad

THIS IS LITERALLY SPERGOP
HE RENAMED ALL OF HIS WEBMS TO THE LAST NAMES OF THE TWO FIGHTERS
DO NOT RESPOND TO HIS THREAD
DO NOT RESPOND TO HIS POSTS

3/80 regular posters ruining an entire general.

I won't post in your thread you swab sperg.

Be the Jon Jones you wish to see in the world

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Guaranteed the mod will not delete this thread. Amazing he deletes the early heem thread in 6 seconds but leaves up threads i reported for BLATANT RULE VIOLATIONS literally over an hour ago. Fucking cuck.

Cry more you Swab moron.

What do you guys pay per month to watch fights?

Tune into weidmans twitch

im the new john wick

>paying for VOD
>paying for Jason Bourne of all movies

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Yeah that I regret. That movie was complete shit.

Please stop spamming this if you haven't memorized it after the 15th time you posted it you're never going to benefit from it.

>Naughty America

Who wins in a UFC fight John Wick vs Jason Bourne?

I personally enjoyed John Wick.

literally who?

i don't like this idea, include events in OP. It's not difficult to copy/paste

Oh it was great, I really dug the cameo by The Dean of Mean Keith Jardine. I thought the sequel was even better.

Maybe the janny should let the spergs have their own thread.

bourne, in better shape, both have grappling down

though keanu is bigger

have this one then

i dont make threads. i just make the calendar and do predictions

>/heem/ meet at coral springs

Jimi Manuwa vs. Corey Anderson
Gunnar Nelson vs. Alan Jouban
Brad Pickett vs. Marlon Vera
Arnold Allen vs. Makwan Amirkhani

Apparently a new fappening is happening and the hacker got nudes of Miesha Tate

>breaking news
been like that for 3 years senpai

>State of the other thread

wgaf

It's still better than a text copy/paste. I'd prefer if t was an occasional OP pic but something's gonna get spammed in every thread anyway.

wow fake boobs and a middle eastern nose

talk to me when you have mixed martial arts news of value

wgaf

Post link then faggot

unconfirmed

emma watson, amanda sigfried both confirmed

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t. angry tyreese

member that time you got mad

OP literally does not matter

make another calendar

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stare at that post timer, boy

stare at it and think of me

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Post your UFC walkout song.

youtube.com/watch?v=SFGvmrJ5rjM

you're late

were you in the wrong thread?

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Now, Adan starts to shitpost because nobody joined his poorly made thread

Why the fuck are they holding the UFC event so early? No one wants to watch a fucking fight card at 1 in the afternoon.

He's like a little baby huh?

never stop thinking about me lol

>state of casuals

OP doesnt even matter. i dont get why he does it

they wanted to show mercy to the local crowd

no one cares about brits they don't even pay to watch the events, make them show up at 5 AM

why does mma attract the most autistic fans

/nba/ and the rest of the generals are not like this at all

Will literally never ever use his thread lmao

what would be your fight walkout song if you were in the UFC?
youtube.com/watch?v=P6Ipeu6Z26g

who is your favorite fighter?

Francis Ngannou

paige sletten (ufc strawweight semi-contender), lost to michelle waterson in her last outing, she'll bounce back

*revs up sperg*

>/nba/ is not like this at all

I think you'd be surprised

/nfl/ is 90% tripfags. literally anything is better than that. it might as well be reddit

Had some big things to attend to, don't you worry, my guy. Big things a coming.

heem is actually one of the better generals lol your brethren is just a whining bitch

>m-muh safe space

cody "snake handler" g/ourboy/ndt

This is an actual good thread if you ignore all the attention-whores.

its just a few anons who go full autismo. The thread this early morning was really comfy because the worst spergs were banned or asleep

Do you honestly get satisfaction from posting things like this every single day? Do you honestly think its funny or amusing that a guy let alone someone as gentle and kind as Brendan gets knocked out? Does it make you feel better about your own cheeto-fingered self that he has received serious injuries?

As hard as it is to say that this sort of inhumane behavior doesn't make me upset. It doesn't. It honestly makes me pity you and all the other cheetos out there that spend their entire time in life thinking of some new and witty way to insult and attempt to humiliate Brendan. You can't. He's an incredibly successful podcaster and had a successful MMA fighting career. Now he's dabbling into successful standup and acting, has a beautiful wife and son and is doing far better than anyone here ever will.

I honestly pity you, my dudes. Schaub Bless, seriously. I remember being in dark places like you guys are. Get out of there.

I know you're lurking

>Schlobbed

OP doesn't matter boys, never forget

no one wants to see your poo, Brendan

youtu.be/UB0pUrkDXnc

>make bad cnadian thread
>complain about said bad canadian thread
>get roasted about making a bad canadian thread
>take screenshot of bad canadian thread
>think it proves anything

OP literally has never mattered bro. stop making threads

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>p-p-pls use my thread pls its very important to me

You are the biggest loser on /heem/

Whose you're least favorite fighter currently signed to the ufc?

OP doesn't matter dude, you gotta get over it lol

why can't you accept it

relax buddy

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It was the most autistic thing I'd seen on Sup Forums to date. He has some serious mental issues.

lmao

So funny seeing sperg loser act like he isn't pathetically samefagging rn

sadly you weren't here on new years, some guy was forcing his edgy one sentence thread for a week STRAIGHT mods never deleted it

I still don't understand why you capped this when everyone knew the links were dead and you didn't know who Sean was, but I the mind of a muslim is a complicated one I guess

I saw that, it was the scat dude. Well back in 2015 I'd never seen it. Like the general was all nice and fun until this loser came along with his autism.

lmao literally no one thinks you are multiple people you utter fucking zero

lol let him try bud

it's better if you let him try

You're part of the brain damage generation alongside him huh?

guys can't we just get along

damn, son. was gonna screencap but you rekt him fast, nice job

>Screencaps his own posts

Yikes loser alert.

What is wrong with you weirdos?