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>the only Foxy Lady in the universe
Infinite cuddles and sexy times for life.
>$1,000,000,000
you're forever alone. but at least you're fucking rich.

you can only pick one.

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>Infinite cuddles and sexy times for life.
Dude. You could make MILLIONS doing porn with the only Foxy Lady in the universe. Do you know how much people would pay for that shit?

As long as she remains completely loyal to me, I choose the cute foxy lady.

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but making porn makes things less intimate. it just becomes putting on a show. i.e. less meaningful.

you know the drill.

The fox chick thing, because money can only buy you hoes and bitches.

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Tell that to Coxwizard and Brock

It doesn't have to be all the time. Vixens are sluts, we all know that. You could fuck 5 times a day, every day, and still make a killing off on video a week.

>off on
Off of.

Tbh I wouldn't put her through that, even if it would make a ton of money. I just want a loving relationship.

Same

this

>double trips

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Double checked

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>when you still can't read your own posts
Not even going to bother this time.

I do too, but that's a LOT of potential income. I don't think you guys understand what it would be like to have a vixen gf. Everyone will know, most will be jealous and want to fuck her, and many would pay shit tons of money to just see her naked. She could make ridiculous amounts of money just camwhoring by herself. You'd be kinda stupid to not take advantage of that. If I'm given the only anthro Vixen in the universe, you can bet your ass we'd take advantage of that together, and make the world jealous that I'm the only one fucking what humans have been drawing for 100,000 years. Love is first and foremost, but I promise you you'd all reconsider when you realized the massive profits you could make just from recording yourself fuck her. It would be millions of dollars a year. You'd be set for life just because you have a furry gf.

I'd take 90% of the money the money and invest it in gene splicing, vr and sex robot companies so we might all enjoy getting our dick wet in the way we want one day.

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TL;DR: fuck bitches, get money

Yep. There's literally no reason not to.

Wow hnnng

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Eh, I'd do it once in a while. Maybe do a charity stream orgy.

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Capitalising on it is great and all, but if it ends up becoming a detriment to our relationship, then no

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That could work. It would just be dumb to me to not do porn with literally the only being in the universe like her.

Nah, of course not. Love is still first and foremost. She'd still be truly unique, and the love would be intense.
But god damn you could make a lot of money doing what you love (heh).

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That is true, gotta be careful with the shady types of people willing to kill to get a piece of her.
>inb4 Taken

Now *that's* the kind of girl I want. Imagine the money you could make with her. Wew.

She's a bigass fox girl, she could probably bite and maul just about anyone to death. It would be like fighting a wolf that can stand and has opposable thumbs. You'd be straight fucked if you didn't have a gun.

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True, but still...

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that....gap

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DEM
FUCKING
HIPS

Hips, ass, and thighs will always be my favorite body parts.

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>Modesty is Overrated
A fuckin nudist island! Yeah!

I', Tired

Me too. Don't know how well I'll be able to sleep later though, considering I spent most of the past 2 days in bed trying to sleep.

I don't want the relationship to be about lust and money. I would rather work for the rest of my life, just to be able to come home every night and enjoy nice long snuggles.

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I would too. Not much would change other than the fact that I'd be rich as fuck. I'd love her all the same. I'd never forget how perfect and unique she is.

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It wouldn't be the same though, I want a nice quiet relationship.

I'm taking the money.
As much as I'd want an anthropomorphic sex partner for the rest of my life, I have a hunch she wouldn't look as good as any of the pics I've saved.
I'm used to being alone, anyway.

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You guys prefers natural fur colors or unnatural ones?

Yeah, I might trry to sleep, gotta figure out how to tune this BRZ to handle decent in high speeds.
Hope you sleep too, have a nice hug.

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yes

You wouldn't be getting any quiet relationship with the ONLY anthro vixen in the universe. Everyone on the planet will know and want to fuck her. There would be no chance of not making headlines everywhere as the guy who fucks a furry fox girl.

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Natural usually but there's some exceptions. I just don't like those "straight out of secondlife" designs where it's like tattoos on fur, wings for no reason, rainbow tiger stripes but only on one thigh, forked tongue despite being a mammal, etc

Cute wuff

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If nothing else, I can use part of the $1 billion to create an anthropomorphic girl.
I'm confident I could accomplish a lot more of my daydreams with that kind of money than with a foxgirl.

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Distributing porn of her probably wouldn't help that situation though.

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Scat user permanently ruined that character for me

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I'd go with the fox lady.
"Money can't buy happiness" is half true.
It can buy you peace of mind, and allow you to achieve your dreams, but it is no substitute for companionship.

So while a billion dollars with no downside would be great, a billion dollars and no possibility of achieving full happiness would suck.

They make an edit or something?

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It's an image of her dumping a huge shit into a dumpster that some user is using to start threads

>hyperscat

Gay

It's not my cup of tea tbh

It won't, but there's not much that could. It would be much harder trying to keep quiet. You might as well embrace it and do it every now and then just for fun. It'll always give a good paycheck. Just do the math.
Let's say you make a video every month, charge $20 for it, and get 100,000 views per video (which is likely on the conservative side, all things considered). That's $2,000,000 a month. 24 MILLION DOLLARS a year. You'd be insane to not make a video every now and then.

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I don't mind cute girls doing gross things but hyper stuff is so lame.

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Option 1
Marry the borg queen and remain seperate while your species assimilates
Option 2
Assimilate
Children's lives are sacred
Nah blah back sheep
-convulsions (seizures
-signs of depression (e.g., poor concentration, changes in weight, changes in sleep, decreased interest in activities, thoughts of suicide)
-increased blinking or spasms of eyelid
-difficulty moving (e.g., shuffling walk, slowed movements, inability to move eyes, eye rolling, drooling, mask-like face)
~blurred vision
~difficulty speaking or swallowing
~uncontrolled movements (e.g., chewing movements, twisting movements of the neck, trunk, arms, or legs, puffing up cheeks, rapid or fine, worm-like movements of tongue, lip smacking or puckering)
>Resistance isn't futile
Never gonna give you up
Don't mutilate genitals
>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.
I am drinking dragonfruit mega c
>Celebrating women's form accepted
>Modifying body to resemble women's for superficial reasons unacceptable
I would fuck her right in the pussy
>This is depiction of children having sex
>i have fapped to worse
This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it
> no way whiteboi
Jist use your fist
Poor penis enlargement victims
Wow r34 gets me hards
>i love roleplaying
Whatever's healthy
>get help suicides never am option
Get help we love you
I support trump
Love
Trust
The bad guys cant beat us with those things

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Ah, but you need to factor video piracy into that equation :P

Wouldn't take long for it to hit torrent sites.

I guess I wouldn't truthfully know what I'd want until that situation actually presented itself to me in the real world. Maybe making a few videos might not be too harmful, but in no way would I let it even remotely dominate our relationship. I wouldn't really want to do it for the money either.

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