It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Wyatt Price
This thread again?
Eli Moore
Unoriginal bait.
Justin Brown
kek u cant do sh*t
William Adams
kek u can't do shit
Nathaniel Johnson
i guess it was kinda funny the first time? but not really i guess
low quality bait
Carter Foster
thanks user >tip o the trilby to ye
David Wright
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Josiah Perez
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Lincoln Scott
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Juan Wilson
That's Jodie Foster.
Jaxson Barnes
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Lucas Mitchell
i remember heaven. that fucking asshole always ruined EVERY thread for no reason and its about time someone called him out and made him accountable
Tyler Evans
Cuck alert! Also if you look at 4chans history you should know that we created you
Eli Cooper
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Noah Fisher
Jesus Christ, am I that old that retards actually don't know where anonymous came from, or is this some seriously fucking boring low level bait?
Adam Jackson
>I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything
You need to update your copypasta, bro
Jackson Clark
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Xavier Roberts
>sh*t Anonymous has to watch what he is saying because he's in his moms basement Also there is 0 child porn on this site due to the mods
Henry Hill
dude it's 2017 go finish school already.
Samuel Martinez
Haha faggot ass nigga op go suck a baanana
Thomas Cook
Proof that your the leader???
Zachary Thompson
*you're
Jason Johnson
>9gag lost
Asher Campbell
user doesnt have a leader
Jaxon Miller
Oh shit boys. Guess we're all fucked.
Luis Kelly
This just makes me nostalgic for when Sup Forums was actually a hive of villainy and not just a gay porn site
Jackson Rodriguez
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Carter Adams
man fuck 9GAG, bunch of autistic little kids laughing about 10 year old memes
Oliver King
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Easton Stewart
exactly my thought
Justin Hernandez
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Gavin Scott
Youll never escape the return of our REAL leader!!!
Carson Carter
yourknifegotapartyhatyoungman...
Michael Young
Just breathe air until the demons are gone Just drink water until the demons are gone Just dig earth until the demons are gone Then we can burn fire forever For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos Children's lives are sacred Nah blah back sheep -convulsions (seizures -signs of depression (e.g., poor concentration, changes in weight, changes in sleep, decreased interest in activities, thoughts of suicide) -increased blinking or spasms of eyelid -difficulty moving (e.g., shuffling walk, slowed movements, inability to move eyes, eye rolling, drooling, mask-like face) ~blurred vision ~difficulty speaking or swallowing ~uncontrolled movements (e.g., chewing movements, twisting movements of the neck, trunk, arms, or legs, puffing up cheeks, rapid or fine, worm-like movements of tongue, lip smacking or puckering) >Resistance isn't futile Never gonna give you up Don't mutilate genitals >This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this. I am drinking dragonfruit mega c >Celebrating women's form accepted >Modifying body to resemble women's for superficial reasons unacceptable I would fuck her right in the pussy >This is depiction of children having sex >i have fapped to worse This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it > no way whiteboi Jist use your fist Poor penis enlargement victims Wow r34 gets me hards >i love roleplaying Whatever's healthy >get help suicides never am option Get help we love you I support trump Love Trust The bad guys cant beat us with those things McDonald's breakfast is good
Grayson Turner
>people make fun of OP's shit >turns out this thread is probably the closest thing you can get to old Sup Forums
Austin Barnes
Wut wut wut im new here
Ayden Gomez
can you repaste this again? It's been viewed too many times and some of the words are corrupted.
Samuel Long
>turns out this thread is probably the closest thing you can get to old Sup Forums
you clearly weren't around.
Matthew Brooks
I honestly can't tell which replies are people pretending to be new and which are people that are actually new.
Shitposting has gone in so many full revolutions I just don't know anymore
Josiah Lewis
>Except this time
John Nguyen
Oh no! How many bitcoins and bitnotes will change your mind? I only have like a hundred or two. Will it be enough?
Colton Stewart
Don't you mean 'beside' user?
Lincoln Martin
Welcome,New friend
Mason Sullivan
im sad because thats a 12 dollar knife that you can buy from all mart bu the only reason i know is that i bought one