Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

This thread again?

Unoriginal bait.

kek u cant do sh*t

kek u can't do shit

i guess it was kinda funny the first time? but not really i guess

low quality bait

thanks user
>tip o the trilby to ye

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That's Jodie Foster.

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i remember heaven. that fucking asshole always ruined EVERY thread for no reason and its about time someone called him out and made him accountable

Cuck alert! Also if you look at 4chans history you should know that we created you

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Jesus Christ, am I that old that retards actually don't know where anonymous came from, or is this some seriously fucking boring low level bait?

>I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything

You need to update your copypasta, bro

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>sh*t
Anonymous has to watch what he is saying because he's in his moms basement
Also there is 0 child porn on this site due to the mods

dude it's 2017 go finish school already.

Haha faggot ass nigga op go suck a baanana

Proof that your the leader???

*you're

>9gag
lost

user doesnt have a leader

Oh shit boys. Guess we're all fucked.

This just makes me nostalgic for when Sup Forums was actually a hive of villainy and not just a gay porn site

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man fuck 9GAG, bunch of autistic little kids laughing about 10 year old memes

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exactly my thought

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Youll never escape the return of our REAL leader!!!

yourknifegotapartyhatyoungman...

Just breathe air until the demons are gone
Just drink water until the demons are gone
Just dig earth until the demons are gone
Then we can burn fire forever
For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos
Children's lives are sacred
Nah blah back sheep
-convulsions (seizures
-signs of depression (e.g., poor concentration, changes in weight, changes in sleep, decreased interest in activities, thoughts of suicide)
-increased blinking or spasms of eyelid
-difficulty moving (e.g., shuffling walk, slowed movements, inability to move eyes, eye rolling, drooling, mask-like face)
~blurred vision
~difficulty speaking or swallowing
~uncontrolled movements (e.g., chewing movements, twisting movements of the neck, trunk, arms, or legs, puffing up cheeks, rapid or fine, worm-like movements of tongue, lip smacking or puckering)
>Resistance isn't futile
Never gonna give you up
Don't mutilate genitals
>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.
I am drinking dragonfruit mega c
>Celebrating women's form accepted
>Modifying body to resemble women's for superficial reasons unacceptable
I would fuck her right in the pussy
>This is depiction of children having sex
>i have fapped to worse
This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it
> no way whiteboi
Jist use your fist
Poor penis enlargement victims
Wow r34 gets me hards
>i love roleplaying
Whatever's healthy
>get help suicides never am option
Get help we love you
I support trump
Love
Trust
The bad guys cant beat us with those things
McDonald's breakfast is good

>people make fun of OP's shit
>turns out this thread is probably the closest thing you can get to old Sup Forums

Wut wut wut im new here

can you repaste this again? It's been viewed too many times and some of the words are corrupted.

>turns out this thread is probably the closest thing you can get to old Sup Forums

you clearly weren't around.

I honestly can't tell which replies are people pretending to be new and which are people that are actually new.

Shitposting has gone in so many full revolutions I just don't know anymore

>Except this time

Oh no! How many bitcoins and bitnotes will change your mind? I only have like a hundred or two. Will it be enough?

Don't you mean 'beside' user?

Welcome,New friend

im sad because thats a 12 dollar knife that you can buy from all mart bu the only reason i know is that i bought one