ITT: We all live in North Korea

ITT: We all live in North Korea

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I live in the U.S so just slightly worse.

help

I rove our grorious reader, may God guide his way
(prease end my rife)

I wish the glorious leader could spend a bit more in food.

Well, at least the north gooks know they don't have rights.

how the fuck are we on the internet

Guy on left looks like he has a photoshopped babyhand

영광스러운 지도자 김을 찬양하라.

Just reported my brother to the authorities because he said that the government wasn't perfect.
"police brutality"
If you don't like it, you can lea- GET YOUR HEAD CHOPPED OFF!

Just saw 11 musicians get executed with an AA gun the other day for making a porn. How was your day Chan?
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based kim is a leg man

My grandfather was executed in the village square yesterday, had to laugh and pretend like I didn't care when it happened otherwise the glorious leader would know and punish me by feeding me to dogs, good times lmao

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Whats with all these posts. No one can use the internet in north korea. Simulation failed.

Hello there, comrade. Could you tell me, how does one go around acquiring porn material produced in the glorious North Korea?

The great thing about living in North Korea is that everyone is always happy and polite.
Because if you are mean to me I will report you to the authorities for saying bad things about our dear leader and you will do the same.
It's basically The Purge.

So much This

In North Korea Sup Forums is a piece of paper you hand from friend to friend each adding a comment between classes, if you're lucky enough to go to school.

The Glorious Eternal Leader's intranet is available to the lucky ones.

Why Sup Forums doesn't start ww3?

It's simple, just go to NC
Kill some cop or anyone who has a weapon
Start mass shooting screaming USA USA

The chances of getting out alive are 0.5% only a miracle would save you

But you will be inmortal in our modern world history as the guy who fucked up everything

They are all so tiny.

>Toy Soldiers

Man im hungry. Anyone got a potato?

so we dont live under the jewish rule of the jew banking 1%???

north korea really is best korea!!!!

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Probably just to check trumps twitter

~starves~

I have some grass clipping i was saving for dinner.

Ohhh no. I stay away from that. Dont wanna die

just use a drone. they have shitty radar systems.
drop a homemade explosive above his parade, along with red white and blue confetti and american flag paper pieces

-----message controlled for the goberrnament----

Look at those starving motherfuckers in their ill fitting uniforms, those half-sized human shrimps and the fucking ghost girls in between them...and yet they have more class the entire U.S. of A.

zozzre

You're scheduled for tomorrow's public execution for posting online bro,
I'm on Friday, for responding

Damn I'm hungry.

Please, Glorious Leader, I want to move to South Korea and become an animator.

Is great honour living in best Korea!

we all live in North Korea
North Korea
ist Wunderbar

prease

You are rucky it was onry your grandfather who was executed. Normary we put three generations of famiry into prison.

These are the digits of an imperialist spy

where my food !

Anyone who starves to death lacks juche willpower and is an enemy of the people!

Rammstein

ITT : brainwashed people

>inb4 ironical LARPing

I see it

Glorious leader was so nice to invent the internet for us!

I hope you enjoy all 7 glorious pages

Sunglasses AND night vision goggles.
Prepared for anything.

the night vision goggles are too good. makes a moonless night look like a 12pm Sun.

Mother fuck im Samurai Jack i a ready took down one evil government