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cara

>men are out dying
>women are fucking niggers back at home
CAN'T MAKE IT UP

hello
how was your day

janny is going to do his nut this time

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JANNY, ENTER, LET US DISCUSS YOUR ABSENCE

Thailad is a computer nerd and is probably tracking the traffic that comes there

Congrats he knows your name, location and occupation

FUCK OFF

got up late
didn't get dressed
ate a pizza
haven't cleaned my teeth
need to revise

Anzu
piss
in
my
mouth

my mums new cleaner came round
she's 19 and qt as fuck

name: rourke
location: council estate
occupation: bennies

Felt bad.

is she meant to be franzizska von karma

better get a better manufacturer then
ahaha x

Having a think desu

National unity is required for a nation. That's obvious. In the past, old "nations" were defined by their great men. History was simply a story of great kings or princess conquering this, legislating that.

The modern state is formed when the state ceases to be identified by its great man in charge.

Were Europeans more successful in the early modern period, because they learned to unify their states? Whereas, the nations of Asia were still in their "great men" period.

Now, no where is this more obvious than the UK. The British identity is probably the strongest on the planet. Which leads to the question, "does monarchy enhance national identity?" When Brits charge into battle, they yell "God save the King!" In reality, this phrase simply means "God save our Kingdom"

Brits seem to trust their monarchs more than the rest of Europe. Asians seem to trust their monarchs very much as well. Germany almost achieved this in the early 1900s. France always struggled with this

Americans also seem to trust their pseudo-monarchs. Our Founding Fathers are respected by all Americans. Every American uses them as a national identified.

You put monarchs on money, and we put our pseudo-monarchs on money

Really makes me think

>People that have cleaners

Usually these people are the most vile, disgusting, insufferable bourgeois cunts imaginable

>the whip
ah yes, i'll just let my nads hang freely, let them breathe in this fresh air..

Applied for the green card lottery today

Business theory: Uglier people get laid more than aesthetic people as aesthetic people are more confident within themselves. Ugly people need sex to feel for a sense of fulfillment whilst good looking people don't need this as they've been given compliments all their life.

Ugly people = 4-6/10s

not your incels

hello lad

fuck up u cringey wee freak

talk fucking shite

In love with a lad lads

I had a cleaner come by today, she somehow always manages to put the kettle spout lid on the wrong way, might have to fire that old bint

fuck sake

is he passable?

ah yes, this aladlad, what is she, arabic?

...

You better be a grill

Don't engage it.

t. "i've had sex with so many slags for good 2 hours"

basically calling yourself ugly mate

eejit

Chaos is the only true answer

not had a shag for months now 2bh

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reeeeee

>Chaos is the only true answer

love aussies
hate rorkies

SIMPLE AS

Don't get it.

is this you snoring

me neither

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakisaurus
youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8TBGzqXxA

Love pints, but also hate pints.

Not so simple.

despise proles, not classist just dont like em, simple as

t. nigger

hello nigger

There are various types of civil wars

there were civil wars that were destined to bring the country together in a strengthened bond. the UK is a good example of this.

there are civil wars that were waged between two opposing sides who had already severed ties

there are other ideology civil wars, which pit "Brother against brother". The American civil war or Spanish civil wars are good examples

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Not sonic

nah its the gf

Shittest "gimmick" to ever come out of /brit/

Why are slavs so fuckin weird?

They look like aliens trying to look comfortable in human skin

cute x
>tfw no snoring gf

Ahh, it's the drunk friend comes into the library to bother me episode.

Go try talk to Serbs on ex-yu. lel

bad and wrong post

It's from reddit

was actually quite a humorous spin on the gimmick

>why wouldn't he

because politicians like to say a lot of things before they get elected just to get elected
also he wouldn't be able to enact most of that within a single term

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He's very handsome
I'm a boy too

I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long.

>my own post was funny

No mate. It was fucking shit, you dull cunt

caught myself in the mirror today and realised i have literal man tits
diet starts now

Woke up about an hour ago. Went to bed at 9pm on account of pulling an all-nighter to realign my sleeping pattern. Yesterday:

Toothache was neutralised (touch wood) using self-hypnosis pain suppression.

Discovered the boiler was running at a dangerously high pressure, had to go out and get a radiator bleed key, spend an hour bleeding radiators before diagnosing the problem as a partially open filling loop valve.

Saw the landlord on my way to buy the bleed key, after telling him I was in quarantine on account of having fleas. Told him I'd vacuumed and sprayed the flat and washed my bedding, and they're gone (I did, but they're not). If the fleas (which it turns out were confined to my flat) spread to the rest of the building then it's all on me now.

Mate came round to use my internet. Didn't care that I have fleas. Idiot's gonna spread them far and wide, has probably given me fleas a number of times in the past with this carelessness (I can't really talk though haha).

Made a giant, greasy, spicy chicken salad from scratch, the most sophisticated thing I've cooked this year.

Phone just went. Who the fuck is texting me at this hour?

have a word with yourself

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caught myself in the mirror and thought I was a beautiful specimen 2bh

Don't fucking care sweaty
Fuck off

>look, i now how to shoop

Fucking state of this absolute melt

BJJ
Boxing
Lifting

All you need honestly

ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ any you lads got some hunny?

Muslim British accents are fucking insufferable

particularly the London variant

*cums on you*

umm i'm not some /fit/ runt i think i'll just eat a bit less and lose weight

>mums new cleaner
toff cunt

are any other generals on Sup Forums as unfunny as /brit/ is?

What in tarnation constitutes a "Muslim" accent?

Ahh yes, very impressive.

leaving for Yellowstone soon, bearla

caught myself in the mirror today and instinctively averted my eyes haha

Muay Thai over boxing my friend

Here we are...

>History was simply a story of great kings or princess conquering this, legislating that
history was a worthless field before the 19th century

dont like klingons
dont like vulcans
dont like bajorans
not racist, just don like em, simple as
love cardassians

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It's odd really how even 3rd gen immigrants have a particular twang in their accent

>he's here

For the people who invented the language, you would think English people would learnt of fucking speak their own language

This is why the world's top scientist are begging the EU to rename English to American desu

Boxing is bro tier though

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Placed a loophole in your ethernet cable and wirelessly patched that through to a network router via a high speed lan cable and now have all of your facebook profiles. Expect to be heemed in the coming weeks.

go take your meds grandad

pretty sure this is a man

I kinda like Klingons and the Vulcans

Dominion is da bes tho

>Muay Thai over boxing my friend

Stop calling things "bro tier" you fucking twat (squaddies are scum worth shooting tier)

Do you think I'm cute? :3

hello klingon

/fr/ is full of immigrants, canadians that are worse than usual and roleplaying neo monarchists bitching about no gf
/cum/ is full of 30 year old anime nonces
/balt/+/ausnz/ is full of 89 iq melons

Don't know the rest

>pakis
>english

You fucking silly nigger tit