New card. What do you think?

New card. What do you think?

It's very cool, Bateman, but that is nothing. Look at this.

Thats very cool Bateman but thats nothing. Look at this.

Jesus, that is really super.
How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

>look at that font
>that color
>jesus
>its perfect

That is really nice.

Nice.

you fags share a phone?

Pale Nimbus White

Inb4 they act out the whole movie.

Impressive, very nice...

nice, looks like you picked these up from the printers yesterday?

Impressive, very nice.
Let's see Paul Allen's card

...let's see Paul Allen's card.

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Impressive, very nice...

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*shows card*

No can do, I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia

Look at the subtle off white colouring.
The tasteful thickness of it..
Oh my god, it even has a watermark.

Is something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.

Patrick are you alright? youre sweating

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movie?

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA'S NOW YOU FUCKING ASSGOLE

The Truman Show

YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

American Psycho

Titanic

The Macinist

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Ratatouille

Hey Pat, check out my card. Printed on quality egyptian papyrus. You can smell the sweat of underpaid labor on it.

All dogs go to heaven 2

10 years a slave

Darude sandstorm

Hello Halberstram, nice tie. How the hell are you?

Don't believes this faggots, the movie you're looking for is named A Serbian Film.

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Batman the Dark Knight

Boku no pico

The Room

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