How do I get rid of pubic/taint/ass hair? It's gross

How do I get rid of pubic/taint/ass hair? It's gross.

shave

>movie comes on
>funky music playing
>title screen
>sluts with nuts
>fade in to ass riding cock
>camera pans up to show user
>user is squealing like filthy weeb fapping to loli porn
>bouncy bouncy for 5 min, various angles
>cock slides out from user's ass
>Cums up user's back
>end credits

how do I get rid of hair in my ass crack, do I just bite the bullet and get it waxed

btw not op

If you shave it down to the skin you're gonna get razor burn and it's going to be constantly painful for a week at the very least

Lather that shit up with , you fucking weeb

Nair

Yeah that's the only way if you want it all gone

Your ass is gonna hurt after I rape you with a wine bottle

I use nair on my ass crack.

There's depilatory stuff you apply. Supposedly it burns like condensed suffering, but I've never tried it. I just use clippers to shave my pubes since a razor gives me the worst goddamn ingrown hairs.

good thread so far boys and girls

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Go make some friends dude

RAPE ME user. I'M SO DIRTY

My fist wants to make friends with your asshole and some cheese sauce

la ser

>be 17 y/o me 3 years ago
>feeling kinky and want to get rid of my pubes
>decide to wax since I lived with my sister's and my mom so plenty of wax shit lying around
>have the great idea to just slap a wax strip on my pube bush
>"it'll hurt for a sec but I'm sure that's how it works"
>slap a wax strip on my pubes bush
>too much hair, can't rip off no matter how hard I pull
>suddenly I hear my older sis start to open the house gate, she's back from work
>literally butt naked with a wax strip cemented to my pube bush
>quickly put on clothes and spend the next 30 minutes casually talking to my sis with a glue pad fused to my junk jungle
>cut it off with scissors later

kek, you should have asked her for advice. you could be greentexting in an incest thread right now

Yea man nothing hotter than getting your sis to help rip off your Australian beard

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if she's hot it could be
>alright lil bro, first thing we have to do is get this down
>churningbutter.gif

I'll give it to you

Is there any hair removal crème that doesn't smell like fucking hittler?