IF EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER POSTED ON Sup Forums BECAME UNANONYMOUS TOMORROW

Discuss.

Picture is unrelated.

Nothing would change for me.

Fight me

I treat this board as the satire it is so who cares

I'd be in prison

I'd be fucked for life, tbqh.

Absolutely nothing. Everyone I know knows I'm pretty fucking racist.

>tfw progressives at my college are too pussy to challenge me so they stay in their safe spaces.

I'm fucked. I'm to the left of Sup Forums and I've tried to sway pol by adding references to jewish conspiracies and such in my posts. It is impossible for me to explain to normies why "You fell for the ___ jew" was in no way meant to be an anti-semetic statement.

I'd be the same. No friends, no gf, no money.

>suddenly there's a record of all the times I just posted 'prrffrrrbffbbttt' thread for about 4 months

>i was only pretending to be retarded

More accurately, this.


I'd feel sorry for German posters... Swedes too.

No one would care or be surprised in my social circle.

Wouldn't bother me. Everything i've said on Sup Forums i've said publicly as well.

iktfb

I would probably never ever be employed.

It already is.

Everything you post her gets logged and IP-traced by Google.

Google has everything posted here on their servers. The jews know exactly who I am, where I live and what I do.

Fucking jews, kill yourselves.

OP asks: would anyone just move to the next anonymous image board?

Nothing would change. My family is all Trump supporters and I remodel houses with my dad, so there's no worry about getting fired.

Now some of the shit I've posted on Sup Forums, then I'd be fucked.

I only come on Sup Forums to fuck with people so I'd be fine

This.

To whom? I have no friends.

already have a kikebook account.

>hiding what you think

pussies

Ghost becomes the internet meme he wanted

thanks to Canada's """Free""" Speech laws I would get thrown in prison

I'd still have no friends and i'd be a little more angry

>it was just a prank, bro

im here to shitpost about the inferiority of canadians, among other things.

this is all for fun

There goes my political career.

Wouldn't care less senpai.

>Implying it's anonymous
This shit is being gathered in a database. In terms of normie a though? Most of my friends know my views already. Also I doubt people would take the time to go through the years of posting I've done anyway.

The excuse I have used many times when people ask "user why are you looking at a website full of pictures of swastikas, frogs and Donald Trump"

>tfw want to run for governor
>tfw political career over before it starts because of shitposting

I'm fine. My friends and family either accept my politics or are already redpilled.

It is anti-Semitic because you're using jew as a synonym for bad, you idiot.

I hate the self-hating Canadians on Sup Forums

But if there is one thing I'm jealous of its that America has actual Free Speech laws, not the joke we have in Canada.

The left-wing NDP are regressives that want to curtail free speech even more because free speech shouldn't hurt peoples feelings :,(

All my good friends already know i'm racist towards nigs, jews and muzzies

Our free speech protection isn't as good as the American's but it's not awful.

You have to literally be handing out pamphlets calling for niggers to be hung to get arrested.

hanged*

I when I call things the ___ jew I mean it as seriously as when I call people ___fags.

I've been on Sup Forums for years, people feel more comfortable talking to people unafraid to be politically incorrect. You're right though, there is no way I could justify calling things the ___ jew or calling people ___fags.

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Isn't hung also correct you faggot leaf

Then literally nothing would have changed.

>shitposting isn't satire

It is not, wafflenigger.

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Everything I've posted here is something I've said in real life at some point, or would say if the subject came up. Other Canadians here bitch about "but muh free speech laws make it impossible" but that's not true at all

Daily reminder that JIDF still browses Sup Forums and they still haven't changed their pathetic bots.

All "Sup Forums is satire" comments are jidf. All BTFO threads are also JIDF. Add to filters and save yourself the trouble.

I'd be alright. I have enough charisma to charm myself out of most situations. That and if anybody takes anything from this site legitimately, they're an idiot.

I live in Washington State about 5 miles away from Seattle. They would rally and behead me like muslims seeing a women without a burka

Nothing, really. Just about everything I've posted on Sup Forums, I've said in real life to people who then went on to tell others. Even the black guy at work knows I hate niggers and think they are ugly and stupid, and he still talks to me like we're best friends.

All you'd see are threads I make about the Anglosphere, and shitting on the current pope.

>IT'S THE CURRENT POPE

This would be rather a bad thing

There is no way paranoia this hilarious isn't satire

I would be fucked m8

I'd like to just kill every jew instead.

There would be no need for Sup Forums if the jews didn't exist. Just think about it. Political correctness was a jewish invention.

Shits and giggles would be had

There would be a lot of habbening posts like "9.0 Oregon TOMORROW, pacific NW BTFO" and "Jews arent bad" posts. I'd be fine.

I'd likely lose my job.

Which honestly, I don't think I'd mind.

kill yourself jew

No one would be surprised.

90% of my posts on Sup Forums can be summed up as follows:

>cuck cuck cuck BAKUCK!

The rest is serious discussion.

I just come here to shitpost so people seeing that wouldn't make a difference

I would probably start looking for divorce a divorce attorney since my wife's black

I'd be fine. I only comment on Trump threads and politics. I would absolutely love for my employer to fire me for expressing political views outside of work. I would sue the fuck out of them and win.

It's really hard to determine whether this is satire or actual, raw autism

I disagree with the atheist vs. Christian threads being started by JIDF but everything else is good.

Atheists want to see the light so they make those threads

It already is...

This, fambai.

no.
It's ok, your data is safe with me.

I dont post anything autistic unless I'm in happening threads.

Everything was a shitpost contradicting each other. Including my next post which will contradict this one, everything I type is super serious and comes from the soul.

I'd be more worried about my r9k posts

But it would probably ruin any political career I wanted to pursue

>The rest is serious discussion.
Okay so apart from the goy who pushes his eternal anglo shit is there anyone here who has actually been serious? I mean Sup Forums is mostly inhabited by Sup Forumstards who just stepped up their game with politics because nothing upsets people as much as getting their national pride crushed by some australian on the internet.
Its like poetry that writes itself.

lots of pic related

I've been half-and-half.

>implying Sup Forums is anonymous
I probably already have CIA file a mile long anyway that can be summed up as "Big ole meanie, likes Hitler and yells at black people on internet"

>thinking it's anonymous today

Her eyes say "Ooga Booga"
But her lips say "Achtung"

No changes. People already know I'm a trump supporter so they think I'm the worst person ever.

^^^^^^

My goodness. If anyone bothered to put all the posts I've ever made together, they might just stand to learn something. The kind of subtle enlightment and intuition that comes with a steady observation of reality

My leftist friends would hate me and try to ruin every relationship I have, my right-leaning friends would think I'm a monster and my racist friends would call me a race traitor for recognizing Indian and Persian aryans as caucasians.

how do you figure? Through the captcha? I don't believe you, looking at requests coming from this post I'll update you.

Jokes on you, know one knows me

Let police come, I am armed enough for this.

could not give a shit

We'll convert them someday from their false religion of evolution.

People would call me autistic, pol tards would call me Australian

Well I'm married to a Jew, so I would probably have a hard time explaining the distinction between everyday Jew's and "the Jew's" to her.

Assuming anyone even cares to read through thousands of shitposts for the rare handful of genuine posts I have made.

Is she a meddling coin clipper?

They'd find that I don't care much for Mexicans and a whole lot of Owl pictures.

Holy shit you are dumb.


IT IS HUNG, NOT HANGED.

That sounds stupid.

>implying its anonymous

Indians and Persians are Caucasians.


BUT contrary to popular belief, Caucasian DOES NOT always mean white.

Nope. Which is why it's all memes and bullshit.

Here have an owl.

A towel is hung.

A person is hanged.

They are not interchangeable. A corpse can be hung. Until the person is dead, or is just referred to as a body, it's hanged.

>nigger
>person
Whatever. Still hanged.

>indians are cuckasians
Damn son

>nigger
>person
Whatever. Still hanged

Kek

I had a dream I was campaigning for President and something like this happened. I was kind of embarrassed but kind of glad at the same time.