A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be.... m-m-my boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be.... m-m-my boyfriend?

Wat do?

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Pinch her penis

>one puuuuuuuuuunch
>anime run away
Almost got me this time cooties

Fuck off stuttering cunt

Sorry I don't date girls with stutters

>Yeah, that would be nice.I like you too.It'd be good to know more about you though. So what do you do in your free time, what are your interests?

Or if the sperg kicks in.
>Woah..wow...Who suggested to prank me? was it Stephanie. Nah i dont believe yoou. I must be in a parralel universe.

Waffles, where's my waffles?

*breathes in*
>GURL YOU NEED SOME SLEEP I MEAN LOOK AT CHU
>YOU GOT BAGGIES UNDER YOUR EYES AND YOU ASK ME IF I LIKE YOU?!?!
>COME BACK WHEN YOU AIN'T HALF ASLEEP SO WE CAN HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION YOU g-g-g-g-grill...
goodnight have a nice nap

lollllll

yeah sure okay

Keep slapping her to see how much more I can get her to stutter

>Are you a Jake pauler or loganger

bump

OP is a faggot

No *burp* Morty, you're confused

>Wow I like you too. You wouldnt believe me but you look real pretty especially when the sun shines on you like that. You know you have one of the prettiest faces i have seen in my entire life
>She shudders
>She leans in for a kiss
>I answer her and we proceed to make out in a very passioned manner
>I feel her warm body and her soft skin
>Get high on the feeling alone. I feel genuine happiness and extacy like those finest and happiest moments of our childhood
>I look her in the eyes. My heart is beating from excitement
>I wake up
>I wanna go to sleep again
>I Can't
>Maintain the "high" and live off it for the next 5, 10, 30 minutes just thinking of how happy i were just some minutes ago
> TFW Still a 20yo ugly poor 5ft8 kissless virgin with social anxiety Just fuck my shit up. The feels.

Let me check if you have a penis first

Cailey I'm your father.

No because I literally have no idea who the fuck you are.

...

Well obviously, i'd first look at her crotch, to make sure she didn't have a dick.

...

panic puke all over her

you acidentally typed didn't instead of did

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chech'd

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>If you keep stuttering like that you'll never get bf who is as alfa as I am so go check some fat neck beards from houses where you see frustrated parents on the balcony smoking cigs, You'll find your boyfriend from basement of that building. Also you look like a walking gene mistake.

I'd just ask - Where's the camera??

No. And your braces make you ugly and talk funny like that.

>alfa
KeK

Google her the nearest speech therapist.

who's this?

Wake up

This

U like? I like. Show bobs, weird speek cutee.

Wake up

>take a moment
>realize shes just bullshitting me
>tell her that shes a bitch for trying to play games with me
>leave
>mfw

P A T R O L L E D

I'd be like the guy in this vid. 1.09
youtu.be/QBtF3I7fDfU?t=1m9s

Checked

This thread again? Fuck off

bump

I feel you, bro

you eyes aren't blue or green so fuck off you part shit skin.

No, freckles aren't a desired trait for my children.
Natural selection bitch

not falling for that one bitch.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This kid looks like a serial killer or future school shooter.

>Expectation

>Reality

Nigga how tf did I get in the countryside

"sorry but im not the guy for you"
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

I'd tell her to fix her fucking stutter

What are you, a michael jackson impersonator?

Okay wheres the sniper? No need to be worried, ill play along.stop stutering. What does he want from me?

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IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN IM GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

Tell her to get a decent hair cut and get back to me

That's right
Eric was here to rid the world of pedos and look what they turned him into.
Such a waste.

naw nigga I got dat tiny dick

Imagine if harris got girl like pic related that would result in him not psyching out and shooting up the school. Or would he turn her down instantly cuz of her speech impairment cuz hes all into that natural selection not showing any empathy for anyone with undesirable traits.

Given it has a dick. say yes anyway I mean look at those eyes; gotta steal them before the women do LOL

fake news

I once had a dream that I was dating this 4'11" girl who was obsessed with me. When I woke up and realized it was a dream I nearly killed myself. Rough stuff

T-t-t-t-TODAY JUNIOR

U sure she was legal age? Cuz you could be drawing the attention of dream police as we speak.
>4'11"

Nah, she was definitely legal, im not into that. Probably based on a short girl I knew in high school/college

These kids are too young to know that quote.

Depends, do you like anime?
If she says yes, then yeah sure.
If no, rasengan'd her belly and fly away.
If she doesn't know animes, rape her and kill myself afterwards.

*unzip instinct kicks in*

The most interesting thing about these dreams is that our brains make your dream girl character by giving her our most desired qualities and traits.its almost like a girl custome made just for you. the brain generates her face from faces seen in real life. So theres a terrifying thought that you have seen your dream girl at one point in your life, but just cant point out at what time or when.

Only in my dreams, like fucking.

At which point do you officially become a Wizard?