Tfw being it*lian

>tfw being it*lian

>tfw being f*nn

>tfw being k*rean

tfw being belarusian

>tfw posting canada's elephant

Any fellow cubes from cuba?

>tfw I know that feel too
shital*an genocide fucking when?

>tfw not being italian

I'd rather be Italian, at least I could've gone to a respectable university and an opportunity to actually fuck the females of the country

I love Italians, you people have won the genetic and cultural lottery of life.

Why do Italians hate themselves? You guys had the best culture, good cars, best food and Romans; literally no reason to hate yourselves

>Italy
>respectable university
>Italy
>actually fuck the females of the country

Then what does the average Italian man do, go to dumpster unis and fetishize inaccessible women?

You are free to come here and see for yourselves how shit Shit*ly and Shit*lians are

explain.

>Then what does the average Italian man do
Leech off his parents for his whole life

You guys are obviously exaggerating to give us a false impression

Don't believe it, I do it but I have Asperger's and I am managing things in anticipation of leaving

>you people won the lottery

the lack of countries with italian as official language outside of europe proves you wrong, you privileged scum

>country full of dumb, fat manlets
>woman are hideous but pretend to be hot, they only fuck niggers anyway
>poor
>no future
>shit education, lowest rankings in all subjects
>shit infrastructure, we have bridges crumbling down and killing people almost every week
>shit*lians are egotistical and rapacious, do not think things out and end up buried in debt
>culture consists in imitating Americans and being jealous of Germany
It's shit

I

this true

t. 2nd gen moroccan

Yeah but Anglo culture is garbage. Even I'll admit Italian is a better language and your lifestyle is simply superior to ours.

Honestly I would prep my girlfriend for the grande Italian male if I had one to offer. Maybe one day I will be worthy to please an Italian myself.

>one chance in life
>not born Italian

this desu

Italy is literally the best country in the world

>born russian instead
>best helicopters in the world
>best airplanes in the world
>best tanks
>shit navy, but it's okay you don't need navy when you got this huge ass country
>hottest women
>st petersburg should be europe capital
>moskva is heavenly city
>dank booze
>funky language but it's okay, everyone has drawbacks
>based country

stop it. it it was this good we'd have kept dodecanese.

>Yeah but Anglo culture is garbage

stop it now.

t. Shital*an diaspora in denial
>boohoo why was I born in a superpower instead of an irrelevant shithole???
You have no idea of how lucky you are

There's nothing you can say or do that will convince me that Italy's not a great nation

>dodecanese.
Why?Italians didnt live there so who cares?

We love your food, your art and your people. If things are as bad as you day they are, Italians are always welcome here.

i've heard germans envy italia and italians because muh culture and food also fashion and cars

I wish I was Italian
Can post a timestamped Brit face if you want

That particular guy looks a bit like an ape desu.

Post some of your favourite Italian things

That's absolutely false, we are the favorite target for their (rightful) mockery
Almost every Shital*an looks like a monkey

Meh, all Russians who has been to Italy are crazy about this country. Only Spain is better

...

xD

Its shit from rome downwards, up in the north it is average/good

you are very negative lad you know even though south korea and japan hate each other with passion there are also many k-pop and k-drama fans also jap animation fans in both countries so i'm sure there are a lots of people who are love italia and italian culture in germany

Stop pretending any part of Italy is good, North is full of mafia all the same and we have more immigrants to boot. Also, shitali*ns are the same everywhere

>ywn be italian
>ywa be stupid boring cold unappealing incompetent barbarian

>tfw no sudan doctor who comes here with the swag barca

I Guess you have never been in the same room with venetians and calabresi

Thank you love, glad you're alright

>tfw rumeno

MADER FADER

GUARDA IL MIO MUSCOLO SENTITI IN PERICOLO
GUARDA IL MIO FEGATO VIVE PER MIRACOLO

I have, same shit, different color
>ywa be stupid boring loud grating incompetent shitali*n
Oh no, that sucks!

>italians
>literally made anything that makes life remotely bearable ever
>naturally gifted and talented at everything

WE WUZ RINASCIMENTO AND SHIT PAISANO

calm down

Posting true best Italian car
can G*rmany even compete?

>rinascimento
>a bad thing

t. either foreigner or cucked self-hating Italian

I've lived in Italy for a year and none of that is true.

>only South is poor
>people are not fat
>women are hot
>universities are better than in Britain, that's why British employers hire foreigners over natives, Rankings are a meme for Burgers.
>Infrastructure could be better, I agree, especially in Rome
>Italian culture is still there
>no Western country has a future

>tfw Greek
>tfw we pound shitalian boypussies (metaphorically) all the time