>British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip
>Brazilian documentary >Here in the jungles of Amazonia Bettynho stalks his prey, a spider monkey >He slowly shots it to death with a revolver >After it he turns the dead monkey into sopa de macaco, it is uma delicia.
Actually, this pasta was inaccurate from the very beginning.
Attenborough doumentaries are generally full of dramatic music and a narrative that anthroporphises the animals. It's not "clean and uninterrupted footage".
Benjamin Stewart
>anthroporphises anthropomorphises*
Zachary Reyes
It's sufficiently accurate to make a comment on the rather ridiculous dramatization in American documentaries
Cameron Miller
>open some american youtube video with some tutorial >*rock music intensifies* >"HEY WASAP GUYS IT'S ME YOUR CHAD AND TODAY WE GONNA SHART IN A MART ... ... PLS SUBSCRIBE AND WRITE ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE SHARTING TECHNIQUES AND DONT FORGET TO SMASH THAT MOTHER FUCKIN LIKE BUTTON!"
This was true, until recently. Dear God, Planet Earth 2 was atrocious.
Isaac Richardson
I'm dying here.
Adam Hall
What the fuck are those noises they have dubbed in while the bug is digging? Christ that's annoying.
Chase Hill
I'm loosing my shit here, please bring a mart so I can alleviate myself.
Oliver Kelly
The American part needs a mention of how they always throw in a couple of seconds of experts explaining things that a 10 year old could figure out for themselves
It's actually for 10 year olds asshat, are you actually watching documentaries on animals?
Angel Peterson
Exactly, the should be watching documentaries about the CONSTITUTION and what we FOUGHT FOR.
SEMPER FI.
Carter Edwards
why do brs proliferate the macaco meme
it wont go away quicker if thats what you think
Jaxon Lewis
god i hate bugs
Oliver Flores
Do you realise how much of us browse this site? Different people like/want different things. I assure you some brazilians love the attention they've been receiving whilst others hate it and others don't give a fuck one way or the other
Jacob Barnes
How many* Ffs
Andrew Myers
Unemployeds and angry teenagers aside, nobody watches documentaries about shit like that, documentaries examining the constitution from an outside or historically comparative point of view are alright. We usually just watch more shit to spur on the secret American self loathing, and then cartoons to dull the pain of our voluntary descent from the throneof being the most powerful country on the planet.
Austin Fisher
i hate my life
Luis Scott
losing*
Charles Gutierrez
he could be loosing his shit, maybe it went sideways?
Connor Sanders
keked
Austin Barnes
.*
William Torres
>only neets and children watch nature documentaries mm yes a nice look inside the mind of the yank
Eli Clark
I'll give you something to yank on you crooked tooth faggot
Benjamin Gonzalez
>Thinks not watching nature documentaries we saw countless times as a child will render me devoid of the experience enjoying/exploring nature or seeing an aquarium or zoo
