Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn

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hello hello, I love you all

nom nom
Chewie
love
Im selling so yes
yui
Qt3.14
rory
Tfw dont start till 10 but really don't have to start till noon

7:30 starts are balls. Speaking of which, back in 40 or so.

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what are you selling?

I love you too

Eww fugg dat
Kitchen knives that never go dull
Acute

That's what we call "The Mango"

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Rem claimed

that sounds exciting! good luck

My name is marshal, waifu is Tali.
I think i have 6 out today

Hihi

Running out of reasons to not kill myself.

I'm doing the best I can! how are you?

being a coward is the only reason you need really

no u

I have one: my company uwu

;~; why do you think you want to do that?

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I'm hate user

holy shit I shaved myself for the first time in a few months and my leg is covered in razorburn ;-;

that's good

I'm doing ok, having my ups and downs.
Wish I could work on music

Noooooo u

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You totally should share your legs

Grandpa

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Hello faggot user how are ya

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i'd rather not, they are covered in ugly bumps and the shaving wasn't all that great to begin with.
Maybe if I keep this up again.
Or maybe stumble on a leg pic...
Maybe...

it's okay I'll love you too

Hi.

rem is so pretty i just want to strip her flesh off

i wish i could love something but i have no idea how...
i just don't understand anything...

marshal the martian~
so which name do i call you?

did i miss your reply? i'm sorry!

why do you want to ky?

teach me to hate!

Because you're in your mid 20's

Go find them, I need them for scientific purposes

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I guess I just had a bad day off and everything keeps pissing me more and more.

Good I don't think that's ever changing.

What company? I thought you didn't like it.

hello hello, CCfriend! how are you today?
you just need to care about the wellbeing of that thing!

my computer is broken though, and chances are I won't have the money for another couple of months to repair it.
So either I start learning how to use a tracker on Linux. :/

Hiiiii i think I talked to you.
My phone died on my way home.

I'll have to clear it with my bf too, do you have any other way if talking?
Discord, SC?

Aren't you?

I'm sorry, friend ;~; maybe tomorrow will be a little better?
oh no! could you just use paper and analog instruments?

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Lies
If you do it make sure to live stream it
See cute
Idc tali is fine, most people do.

I'm pretty untalented when its just by hand.
I'm pretty useless musically.

I think you'd be okay at it! maybe it just takes some practice?

I've just been really busy lately and shitpost isn't something I want to do when I'm free :(

Yeah I have Discord. Faggot#1489

I just became 20 yo last month

Not cute

Tali and Yui a cute tho

I'm never really in then mood to go through with practicing though.

Okiedokie :o

fuck i want to kiss the back of her neck

I'm doing decently thanks for checking. What about you?

oh ;~; that would complicate it then yes

Damn youngster, get off my lawn.

>her
Silly goose


H-hi

Indeed it would

I'm doing the best I can!
well, I hope you find something fun soon anyway

It happened on Sunday
I agree, fuck off youngsters reeeee

His* uwu

Just die of old age already

Qt3.14
How old r u
Wait you arent old either

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

27 boyo

Hi hi love user

Hello Yui. Are you well?

There's thirty seven reasons to live

But she's not human.

I was referring to just DM. He's the only youngster on my lawn. Keeps asking me for candy and a van ride, idk.
Decent chance you will first
I'm not old, DM is just full of dragon dildo.

Thats a guy?!?!
>trips
You're only a year older than me
Like bad dragon?

Shouldnt it be DD now, not DM?
Correct on all counts :^)

uwu

Grandpa!

I can't die of old age if I'll die with friendly fire tomorrow :^)

Bamboozled

Krappa

Yup.
DD? I was thinking of calling him BD.
Yeah, "friendly" fire. :^)

How has your day been?
Also sorry to hear about the early morning tomorrow, why do you have to be there so early?

How are you doing?

That's great, keep it up.

Traps are hot tho
Gross
What do i win
Oy

Meh, I have my ups and downs.
How are you?

We happen to have live ammo tomorrow too

It has been ok, I got to be lazy
Because we're shooting all day, doing some attacks with live ammo

Night

Lazy is good, especially after last week's endeavor.
>shooting all day
sore arms incoming
What kind of targets will you be using?

YOOOO MY BODY PILLOW JUST CAME IN

At least it's not a sore butt :gremlin:
Probably just some wooden targets, we'll be making advances with a LAV beside us

did you dry hump it yet

No and never going to, this thing was too expensive

looks like a boy

I'm doing fine. What makes your downs?

did you snuggle it

I'm happy for you mate. Do you like it now that you have it?

Will you have dinner with it

>you not wanting a sore butt
:gremlin:
Advancing with a LAV sounds neat, are you a good shot?

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Am currently doing so because i gotta get some sleep before work tonight
Absolutely love it
Probably not, i understand its just a pillow and what not

Depends on the stance, how out of breath I am and whether or not I'm using the standard issue rifle or something like the M249 I used these pasts few weeks

See o thought this was

hello hello Ai

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emotional swings

Hi ai

I guess it is somewhat hard to calculate all the factors for different scenarios. :thinking:
How's the M249 working out for you? Do you prefer it?

Can you take a pic of it?

is this my boy

I fucking love it, it's so fun to shoot it

Live ammo, dead DM.
Good night.

Ayyyy, wassup slootbote.

I want Shizuru to love me.

Tried to but my phone saves the image files bigger than the limit is on Sup Forums

Will you miss me?
:^)

ayy it's my boi
I can't get swole I'm too busy

Can't you set your camera to use less megapixels?

hello hello codo

Ayyyyy
RIP muscles. Guess it's time to become a tarp for you.

wew, good to hear

are you going to be using primarily from now on? or is there a chance you wont be using it again after a while? (I have no idea how the military works) :^)

Keep working on it.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nice, was it worth it then?

Sorry about that, used to happen to me a lot, not so much now

Would pictures of me undressing help convince you?

I don't think so, no.

Nothing much i guess

No need for you to be sorry.
Shit happens

You guys can't have another civil war, that's a bad omen for my folks