ITT we write a greentext one line at a time. I'll start

ITT we write a greentext one line at a time. I'll start...

>be me

>19yo beta

>nigger

>be a black panther

>lives at home

>20 kids that aren't actually mine.

>get dropped kick by Stephen Paddock

>die

die

>come back to life

>get revived by some brollic black dude

>resurrection happened out of nowhere

>suddenly want pizza

>with etra chhese

>For some strange reason, my dick was hard and I had a unquenchable thirst for tree sap.

>my dick explodes

>after that happened something that changed my life forever

>call up Domino's and order a stuffed crust pizza with fresh tree bark

be worn like a pair of twenty y/o levi jeans

>be worn like a pair of twenty y/o levi jeans

>when pizza guy came he looked at my crotch

>sucked pizza guys dick and fed him pizza

>put middle finger up in his ass

>took selfie and posted on Sup Forums

> turns out pizza guy was 10 years old

> realised i'd ordered pizza without cheese

Be shot, arrested and live in prison for the rest of your life

>it was all but a dream. Except the gay orgy that night.

> daily gangraped by 23 black guys and die from drowning in tasty semen

>always get revived by the brollic black dude

>go to my child sex dungeon

Decide to invite Barney over