ITT we write a greentext one line at a time. I'll start...
>be me
ITT we write a greentext one line at a time. I'll start...
>be me
>19yo beta
>nigger
>be a black panther
>lives at home
>20 kids that aren't actually mine.
>get dropped kick by Stephen Paddock
>die
die
>come back to life
>get revived by some brollic black dude
>resurrection happened out of nowhere
>suddenly want pizza
>with etra chhese
>For some strange reason, my dick was hard and I had a unquenchable thirst for tree sap.
>my dick explodes
>after that happened something that changed my life forever
>call up Domino's and order a stuffed crust pizza with fresh tree bark
be worn like a pair of twenty y/o levi jeans
>be worn like a pair of twenty y/o levi jeans
>when pizza guy came he looked at my crotch
>sucked pizza guys dick and fed him pizza
>put middle finger up in his ass
>took selfie and posted on Sup Forums
> turns out pizza guy was 10 years old
> realised i'd ordered pizza without cheese
Be shot, arrested and live in prison for the rest of your life
>it was all but a dream. Except the gay orgy that night.
> daily gangraped by 23 black guys and die from drowning in tasty semen
>always get revived by the brollic black dude
>go to my child sex dungeon
Decide to invite Barney over