Alright so some shit just went down and I'm arguing with my family and this lawyer

Alright so some shit just went down and I'm arguing with my family and this lawyer.

So here's what happened:
>be me, 6'4", tall well built, 22
>I'm chilling out at the grocery store
>buying food after work for the week
>some clumsy chick dropped something on the floor
>as she bends over to pick it up I check her out like any normal male
>thick and short, easily 8+/10
>as she picks it up the clutz drops something else
>I see an opportunity so I walk up to her and ask if she needs some help as I smile and pick it up.
>she smiles and says thank you
>her face is a smooth 7/10
>I chat with her a little bit
>turns out she goes to school in the area and lives in the area
>tell her we should hang out some time and we exchange numbers
--a day later--
>hit her up after work
>We meet up at a local park in her neighborhood
>We laugh and joke around a bit
>some of the kids in the area say seem to know her
>think it's odd but think she's just good with kids or a local babysitter
>"hey user, my parents aren't home. They went out for my mom's birthday. So maybe we could watch a movie or something."
>I tell her "Netflix?" with a grin on my face
>She smiles and giggles a little then says yeah
--fast forward a little bit--
>we're watching twilight (I'm trying my hardest not to leave at this point.)
>She notices I'm a little bored
>"user, there's something in my room I want to show you."
>finally shitty movie is about to pay off
>"c'mon it'll be fun"
>her room has dolls in it and it's oddly 'childish'
>I'm talking diary, wallpapers of twilight characters, ECT.
>Spidey senses tingling
>I ask her isnt she too old for all this stuff as I laugh to bait her real age
>She laughs as well looking embarrassed
>"Im 18 you little jerk."
>she points to her drivers license card on her dresser
>shrug, Ive seen stranger
>tease her about it a little more
>we play around on her bed and end up fucking
>shortly after we finish she makes me leave before her parents arrive

Cont.

Cont.

---next week---
>get a call from random number
>"boy you are fucked!, this is femanon's dad and I am going to fucking kill you"
>play dumb
>"don't fuck with me boy I saw all of your messages, she told me what you did!! You think it's okay to fuck kids? I'm gonna fuck you up!"
>claims I raped his daughter and that she's underage
>know he's bullshitting since I saw her license
>hang up in his face
>call girl and find out what the fuck is going on
>"I-im sorry user"
>turns out her parents were suspicious and took her phone so she squeaked
>not only that but her license was a fake she got from her uncle
>turns out she's 12
>at this point it dawned on me how bad I fucked up
>her dad filed a case against me
>family finds out
>dad knows a lawyer
>They tell me their disgusted in me and that my only option is to plead guilty for a shorter sentance.
>try to tell them it was setup
>"No excuse!"

Fuck me, how the hell was I supposed to know she was lying? Dont get me wrong sge was short, but im tall as shit. Everyone is short to me, and she was tall for her age. Not to mention the fact that she had an ID, like how am I supposed to know it was a fake. Shit looked real, why would she even have a fake one?

My penis has gotten me in some deep shit, isn't there some kind of law to protect me?

>why would a 12 year old be by herself at the grocery store?
>why didn't you look at the ID
>Why are you such a faggot?

Honestly just an hero for shitty story

You met a questionably young girl with unquestionable signs of underage and fucked her in under 24 hours.

Dude, get the fuck in jail.

>she's 12
> but i swear she told me she wasn't a minor, how could i not believe this tiny girl with twilight posters?

Obviously you can play the "I'm retarded" card and try to be placed in some mental institution instead of jail, since you have to be to get fooled.

Admit it. You really wanted to fuck that small flat gurl, now THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!

You're 6'4... End that dudes life if he try's to fight you..

Story was funny the first time I saw it, now not so much

>Fuck me, how the hell was I supposed to know she was lying?
Because she was 12, and it's fucking obvious. You have to be legit retarded to confuse a 12 year old with an 18 year old.

If this isn't just elaborate bait, you're fucked and deserve to be.

Honestly user, you didn't do anything wrong, she's the one who should be getting in trouble for fraud.

>My penis has gotten me in some deep shit, isn't there some kind of law to protect me?

no lol

this again.

dis some ir8 b8 i r8 8/8 m8

wen u in cort dun b l8

If you can prove she has a fake ID, that might help, but you should probably talk to your lawyer, not /b. Either you're an idiot, or this is bait.

>>not only that but her license was a fake she got from her uncle
why making this obvious that the whole story is made up?

The last time this was posted, it was an 8-y/o.

Be original, faggot.

Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8... etc...

this has to be a bait, there is no way you are this stupid.
if not, you got some well earned jail time.

Was it good though?

This is obviously fake. No person would mistake a 12 year old for an 18 year old.

In some states there is a defense for "ignorance" as to her real age. If your lawyer can PROVE that she has/had a fake i.d. and showed it to say she was of age then you should be found innocent on the grounds that you did due diligence in finding out her age. THAT BEING SAID, you DID fuck a kid and you will have to live with that.

Likely a fake.

If not, you are in a serious crap OP. No matter which lawyer you get, you will end up in jail for a long time.

trips of truth

Nigga that is my boy kevin. He is a corrections officer here in orlando. Thats funny to see this picture on here.

The woman on the left is 41, while the girl on the right is 13.

People can look older, or younger than they claim.

And how did you go about calling her if her parents had her phone? Rewrite the story to fill that plot hole. Even then, this is still unbelievable.

Dude in Edinburgh UK did similar.
He fucked a 12 yr old who looked 18 and said she was 18.

He was guilty (he did fuck her!) but got no sentence.

>turns out she goes to school in the area and lives in the area
>how could i know she's underaged

try harder next time you fucking degenerate fag

Meeting at the park? Should of been your first flag faggot.

does he have to register as a sex offender?

>thought a 12 year old was at least 18 after texting
>didn't just look at an ID
>didn't talk about getting a drink ever or if she could
5/10, amusing but did not happen.

>elaborate bait
Think we found who the real retard is

Jesus christ user, you're either trolling or too retarded to see the right pic is heavily photoshopped. Fairly sure while he was balls deep in preteen poon she didn't have any filters on her to look older.

tl;dr if OP isn't made up, he's fukken dead.

12 is the new 14

If you legit wouldn't fuck pic related turn your dick in. You don't deserve it

Is this a porn?

chcked

indeed

The only bad part here is that she's too old

lawfag here
you're going to to jail

Can they hold trips as evidence in court?

1. Cut off all contact. If the girl or any of her family members try to contact you, don't answer.
2. If you are arrested, don't say shit without a lawyer present. DO NOT ADMIT TO ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT.
3. Tell no one else about this. No friends, no family. Doesn't matter how much you trust them. You've already fucked up by posting about it on Sup Forums. That could potentially be used as evidence against you.
4. Stop fucking random girls you meet at the grocery store, you fucking retard. You should have known something was up once you realized she was into you.

Daily reminder that she was 13 when this aired and has been growing her ass and breasts since at LEAST 11.

Just goes to show OP should have exercised more restraint. Just because a girl is well-developed does not automatically mean she's of age.

Desperation filter

your going to jail most likely fag

Retardation does not get you out of it. You have to be so fucked in the head that you don't know right from wrong.
Like the woman who threw all her kids out a 5th floor window. She thought they had a better chance at surviving than they did against the demon attacking them inside the apartment.
That kind of fucked in the head.
Just "I'm retarded" will get you in the general population with your pants around your ankles.

Fucking kek. You're fucked OP. Best go out in a blaze of glory when the partyvan comes for you. That's the best deal you're gonna get.

74 is the new 24

Why aren't you greentexting the sex part? Describe, motherfucker.

This

12 year olds are the hottest :^)

I get checked out by girls all the time but they look so damn young to me.. like damn, how am I supposed to know?

One time I was drinking with dad and some friends and made eye contact with a beautiful girl some tables over who was with her family. It was obvious she wanted it. Because we were with family I just asked for pen and paper and when she left I got up to say hi like I knew her and gave her my contact info.

When she added me it turned out she was 16. I was 25 at the moment IIRC.

Then a couple of days ago I was at the drugs store and this tiny brown girl was eyeing me up. I smiled but decided to drop it because I just get paranoid now, I'd swear she was about 16.