You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an American

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an American.

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I say ye

i know where other countries are

gemme a slice with the nuggets

i am 185cm tall

4 years ago a broke my ankle. So I went to the hospital and they took care of it, then I went home. Fam had to pay for parking though.

i'm not obese

I am a smelly faggot who rarely showers and has a cheese colony fermenting in my anteater cock.

Trump är guds gåva till mänskligheten och Europa är Babylon

I haven't been shot

Colour

A нy пoшёл нaхyй oтcюдa!

I weight 90kgs

I have a 3 digit IQ

I am and proud of it.

i dont live in fear of getting shot or bombed

real freedom rules!

I consider animal brains a delicacy.

I don't own a car, because I work ten minutes with local public transport away from home. And I love it.

The price that is advertised on goods is the price I actually pay.

Don't remember the complete lyrics of my national anthem.

I welcome refugees from Africa and the Middle East. The more the better.

brainwashed peasant is proud of being an brainwashed peasant, what else is new?

I have no problem with Muslims raping young girls

Why would I want to do that?

I think I get free healthcare despite losing 60% of my paycheck to the federal government.

I'm a cute guy, but not a trap

I can leave my home without getting shot

I am both literate and thin.

You forgot the part where you paid a 60% tax rate the past 50 years and waited 3 weeks for what would be a $500 visit in the us.

i'm not maniacally obsessed with muslims

ISIS in France begs to differ

>proves he's the biggest american faggot

GET AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE, CAPTAIN!

damn that looks good

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4429938/Paris-terror-attack-video-shows-police-shoot-gunman.html
You were saying?

i can speak 3 languages

Good day mate

I can drive a car with 3rd pedal for clutch.

Easy

am american, broke my wrist and they just put a cast on it, just got the bill and they charged me 1,200 dollars for "surgery'' hell will be raised when i go back to get the cast off next week. this things so hard i could beat them to death with it. consider me
>TRIGGERED

My country is being invaded by an unstoppable wave of Muslims and my leaders are cucks who allow it

Def European here

By being 100% correct and you know it. Sorry if you like 6 month waits, high taxes, and rationed care.

Im not shooting innocents at vegas

failed so hard

I am unable to do anything without the government helping me.

My government beats us up when we try to vote.

Je ne parle pas l'anglais parce que je suis chinoise

wut do u mean? I am America I do not hide these things from internets

Me too bro

I believe socialism works

i'm not involved in mass shootings

>>Foreigners
Mexicans

My proof that I am not American?

Sexual assaults by Muslims have skyrocketed in my country

I want a burger slice.

Cunt

Grammar is important friend

I am not overweight. I have a job. I enjoy learning. When I go to work I try to do my best and improve myself. I base my opinions on facts. I'll happily change my opinion if the facts I have are proven wrong. I believe sexual orientation is a matter for the bedroom and has no place in politics, I believe the bipartisan system is deeply flawed. I believe the key to happiness is not being better than anyone, but being better than you once were. I like cheeseburgers. Fuck, I fucked it up.

I haven’t been involved in a shooting.

Proof that I am not American

My PM defends Sharia Law

express.co.uk/news/uk/688662/Theresa-May-Sharia-Law-inquiry-Prime-Minister-leader-conservative-party-downing-street

Br? Br! Gib mun I reprt u!

nobody is innocent.

I'm tall as shit

i dont measure length in bananas , weight in apples and temperature in chili peppers

I am in denial about the effect Muslim refugees on my country that my cuck leader graciously let in

My name is Josu Subijana

>weight in apples
im american and what the fuck?

you forgot the part where it is not
$500 but $5000 dollars

accurate

I live an active life

>express.co.uk

It's a shitty Sun-tier tabloid. What a fucking garbage. Do you really expect anyone to read this article?

I'm slim

not company , there is such a fruit named after it

I idolize this man, to the point it's me and ONLY me posting him in ever fucking hunger games thread I can, never finished higher than 4th place

I love poutine.

I am colombiano (American too)

I like ketch...fuck I am American.

You forgot the part where the tax rate isnt that high at all and you can choose to go to a private hospital if you want.

Or else what you fucking commie??

im aware, i've just never heard that saying or term of measurement.

>colombiano

You might just as well say you fuck goats.

>not being at least 190 cm tall

pffff manlet

...

II don't have to worry about being killed in a mass shooting.

umm. justin trudeau is gay and the traffic on the 401 sucks and I live in northern ontario (sudbury to be exact) and everyone here's liberal

I think that communism is NOT the opposite of capitalism and that they're both unsustainable.

>Not being 290cm tall
Pftt humans

I stood by while muslims kidnapped my daughter from a grocery store and took her into an alleyway and raped her. It's called tolerance americucks.

I dont like that nuclearwaste yellow colored substance americans call cheese

My streets are Carmageddon 2

You just can't afford it.

I kneel for the national anthem

I love Hitler

I own no guns.

im sayin this makes no bloody sense

Been to Paris recently? Or Norway?

kek

ah, spaghetti

Nope

mum

im lost as well