He doesnt speak at least 5 languages

>he doesnt speak at least 5 languages

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I can speak five languages very poorly.

>do you win gf if you speak 5 languages?
>no

pointless waste of time

Are you actually counting Swedish and Danish as different languages?

Norwegian, Swedish and Danish count as a single language

Hiragana
Katakana
Roamji
Kanji
poor english
poor spanish
Wow I can speak 6 languages !

why?

Is it not obvious? By knowing one of them you can speak with any Scandinavian.

they are technically three different languages.

It reminds me of the Spanish teachers of italki
>I am totally a polyglot. I speak Spanish, Catalan, Galician, French and English

It doesn't really count if the languages are somewhat mutually intelligible. There's nothing impressive about a Norwegian also speaking Danish or Swedish.

>he can't speak proto-aramaic via ITALKI

Why do peoples want to be multilingual?
They say "The neighbor's grass is always greener."

Perhaps ... peoples think
"The neighbor's language is always better"?

>The neighbor's language is always better

Yeah I often feel this desu. I'm obsessed with learning Spanish and have never fully appreciated the fact that I'm a native speaker of the masterrace of languages.

>tfw fluent in English, Seaspeak, Aviation English, PoliceSpeak, and late Middle English

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaspeak
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aviation_English
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PoliceSpeak
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English#Late_Middle_English

Russian
poor English
Japanese (inb4 weeb i had to choose between chinese and japanese
)
poor French ( had to choose between GER and FR )
poor Arabic (had to choose between GER and arab in school)

I speak one (1) and am learning another one (1)

Is there much of a difference? I've been watching The Bridge recently and everyone seems fluent in both. I also can't pick up on which langague they're speaking at any given time, it all sounds the same

danish is like swedish but spoken with a heavy speech impediment

Hoping you have Grammar and Glamour...

why does you hate us

>does
do

Fluent in Classical Arabic, French and English.
Spanish is very basic. Lived in Madrid for a year.
Native is Tunisian Dialect.

Still feels kinda meh.

>poor Arabic,
Heh. Sorry but I doubt you can have any kind of conversation in Arabic. People really have no idea how sophisticated Literrary Arabic really is on account of
>muh barbarians

>Spanish is very basic. Lived in Madrid for a year.
? what did you do all the time

Intensive Masters Degree.
Smoke legal weed all day erryday.
I picked up spanish on the go, the mediterranean way of learning if you will.
Here is a funny story
>Be me
>Always losing lighter
>Always buying lighters
>Chinos represent 90 percent of the Spanish grocer force
>Think lighter is pronounced "mecerro" after pointing at it at the grocers.
>actually pronounced "meceLLO"
>Friend: "You are the only Arab guy I know that speaks Spanish with the Chinese accent."

>Chinos represent 90 percent of the Spanish grocer force
Kek, you have definitely been to Madrid

Well in that case I speak at least eight, five of which are various Balkan Slavic languages.

Portuguese, English, french , Spen, Mandarin (blame my fiancè) and alittle german

you made all the wrong choices
chinese is more useful than japanese on the business side
french is dying, you should've chosen german
I don't why you chose arabic over german, but if you thought you could work in an oil rich gulf country then I don't blame you or maybe you just lie the language

t. Mika Mongolovic

the one and only

Spoken danish is literally impossible to understand

Pokemon worlds do not count

I'm obsessed with Middle English.

If you learn spanish you will drown in Latina pussy

Can't believe my own kind is so cucked.

I only know English and I'm learning Japanese

>chinese is more useful than japanese on the business side
English is already the language of business which makes it a pointless reason. Donald Trump only knows English for example

Patetico

I only need one language to get laid: Italian

zitto animale

>implying I need to cuck myself to learn the language of people who are aliens in my country

That's a better reply.

so what about diplomacy? it can come in handy

>Donald Trump only knows English for example
he doesn't need to know other languages, there are professional translators who handle those things.

>portuguese
>spanish
>english
>really poor "dinner table" italian
>really poor russian

He's not entirely wrong to be honest. If Scandinavia was one country we'd refer to the respective languages as dialects and not as separate languages.

>he needs to speak at least 5 languages

Finnish, English, Swedish, German, Anime
Although three of those are very similar.

>norwegian
>danish
>swedish