Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn

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Queen Theodora of Byzantine

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Tired. Don't be shocked if i vanish because i fell asleep.

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be my top uwu

vanish from existence

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Go back to claiming an actual girl.

Top goth trappu is here.

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>Top running track

Hmm. It's alright.

I could do that for 3 cents extra.

Same applies to me.

Oh no/yes.

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Here

You want me to heresy even more?

oh no

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This is mine

Sorry I have bills to pay now.
I really fucked myself over when I bought that BD, no ragrats

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HERE

Sure, why not? Doesn't even matter at this point.

Fucked yourself in more than one way I see.
Bills are scary. How much is it ethical to spend in 15 days of holidays if I'm making 650€/month?

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Depends on how much you can save per month, not how much you earn.
In other words, how many months do you have to save up for it?
If you only go once a year you can easily use a few months worth of savings.

What was that?

To clarify, Stocking is not the trap. That would be me.

2 months to save. Currently got 1100 saved, 1600 in case my dad gives me back what I had to lend him.
I've no idea how much I can save a month, there's still a lot of things I need to buy but just didn't because I don't want to be broke again and I'm also kinda lazy.

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Exceptional. Haven't been in much of a metal mood lately.

Get out gayboi

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Please do the world a favour and kill yourself

That isn't even canon!

I displayed both fear and appreciation.

>in case my dad gives me back what I had to lend him
wew lad
But in that case you should restrict yourself to half your savings + what you can add in 2 months time, I guess.
Just my gut talking.

I won't for the time being

Holy fuck I make that much in a week
I wouldn't spend more than 70-80 with that income

I figured as much
Traps are 10/10

I haven't listened to any metal since I got out of the Canadian equivalent of high school
For now have this
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Makes a difference from "Nnnnnnnnnnh" admittedly~

I agree. And 100% not gay too!

I have to pretend I'm a person in here.

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We have a difference in philosophy

nobody believes you lol

Emphasis on pretend. I don't think anyone believes you!

Shh, it'll be okay.

Then I am being even more successful than I could have hoped, but sadly it will be time for me to sleep very soon.

if they aren't gay then what even is the point
there simply is none!

Sleep comfy you straight guy

Bye metal thingy

Spooky picture but I like the song.
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Nurse!
I hope you've still got Payday 2 installed!

>Have a well deserved response, you.

Hmmm, arguable.
I'd totally win if I had the right equipment.

I have no intent to mislead, just protecting the minds of the innocent.

Now, now; see you soon!

Yuuko! Nice trips! It would be nice if we can talk next time!

I enjoyed posting today quite a lot, take care everybody.

It requires a certain mood.
Hmm. Can't go wrong with AC/DC I suppose.
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No no, you won't get rid of me that easily.

Ruru!
You can bet on it! Feeling up for a few games soon?

Nobody likes gays my friend.

>I hope you've still got Payday 2 installed
Lol Mikan never stopped playing Gayday.

Then hurry up and beat me! Get the right equipment!

Maybe that's a good idea.

Please?
Hey! Hey! Don't leave me out of the next episode of Trapped!

here's another good one
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See you in a few months

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I don't remember the metal songs and bands I used to listen.

Probably why I have no friends

Aha~ Stocking!

Guaranteed.

That's the name!
To what do I owe the pleasure?

Imma just here to talk and shitpost since I am passing by. How are you Stockyboy?

Hi Faggot.

Fine. I've been thinking it over for a while, and I'm very sorry. It's the right thing to do.

Well, you can come along if you'd like.
Better than an AI, I guess.

>Nobody likes gays
You have plenty of friends, though.

I remember them, and still listen to them to this day. My selection can be somewhat narrow.
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Haven't played that yet, seems kind of interesting.

Ah, the usual.
I'm doing the same essentially. Was taking some pictures but I ran out of ideas so came to shitpost.

Finally~
You're so mean.. This isn't how partners act.. You can fight wesker alone!!

But is it really shitposting when you just casually talk and discuss random things without actually annoying others?
Also, I may have finally fallen in love, which is a good thing I guess.

Mines the best.

And totally not because I never go out and want to keep my professional and private life separate

Hey Flanny, are you the one I'm thinking of?

Lucky you, I listened to a certain band while training at my old boxing club, I wish I could remember their name
I wholeheartedly recommend it, it has very interesting ideas and execute them well.

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Stocking!
How are you?

claim't

I like to call it being depressed.
Oh really? With which boyfriend?

Shh, that's irrelevant.

Oh hey Rem, I'm doing alright today! You?


>tfw I scratch my lip then remember I have lipstick on. Aaaaa

I'm doing fine, a little bummed but fine!
What have you been up to?

Well, that's nice to hear! L4D2 didn't seem to have too much of a problem handling our latency, so it's still a possibility too!
>Feeling up for a few games soon?
Of course! I still have both of them, and even KF2 is still there even though I haven't played much, so apologies if I'm garbage the first few rounds.

>Lol Mikan never stopped playing Gayday.
He's been playing on his own?
Why would he do that to himself?

That kind of clothing is expensive.
It's not that easy without a job!

Oh, I'm aware of that album, but so is half of the internet.
A good song nonetheless.
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The one and only.

Hi chink.

Someone no one here knows and hopefully won't know. He is a real sweetheart. May also change his personality to suit mine a bit more.

What is relevant
Nothing seems relevant lately

I should talk to you more honestly, it has been quite some time.
did things get better?

What's up gay boy. Don't steal my identity thanks

Awh, I'm sorry to hear!
Not much really, just the usual stuff. Yourself?

You know Mikan, he's a big man! He knows how to keep going!
Plus you never play with us >.>

Psht, I manage it!

Good to hear. Hopefully you manage to settle down.
>Changing personalities
Been there baby.

Woah you're gonna blow my mind man.

It's sad day ;-;
It's been full of nothing really.

Oi

There's something else I can blow nohomo

become legal already

Google is mad at Sup Forums guys. We apparently made them show results falsely naming the shooter of Las Vegas

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Well! That's not an excuse! You should be there to help him in case something happens, all those randoms might make him angry.
Even if you hate Payday!
I don't know what you're talking about, we totally play all the time

Aren't you the one stealing my identity? I am the one who owns that almost 1k member trap server unlike you~

I hope so too. What are you planning to do after this? I will be watching some bad series and stuff.

Awh, that's no good! I know the feeling though!

But he doesn't play with pubs! Just with AI!
I don't hate Payday! I just get bored easily you know this D:

Wha? That's totally not true!

Probably crying into my pillow. Though i might watch some Nep anime after that.

Eh?

Binbou

Finally another kancolle waifu

I somehow completely missed this.
What are you implying?

>Stocking

that's good,are they a huge improvement or just some minor stuff?
I do like it, got myself a new pc too, with a 1080Ti

No more underaged in my thread

it's okay people skip me all the time
Nothing nothing, nevermind what I said

is based Waifu

You're right, thank you for reminding me, L4D2 would be a fun option as well. We'll figure it out at the time!
Ah, that's wonderful news, then we should get to it soon. Oh, you have nothing to worry about, I'll keep you healed and steady.

>Why would he do that to himself?
No one plays with me, anymore.
Ahem.


I won't be alone. Ruru will be with me.


Aww, can relate, there's a couple songs I like but keep forgetting.
Really? Well then, I'll give it a closer look. That being said, did you ever give Fallout a chance?

Awh.. That's sad. Don't be sad.
I was also just reminded by a person I am talking to about something that has to do with you.
He says you still owe him £5 for the cuts he did and he wants you to deliver before he gets upset~

>all those randoms
It's worse than you think

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Shhhhh
Remmu

Hey don't make me feel bad!
No please, I'm intrigued!

But I'm sad.
Oh no, that guy. Dude, I thought he was joking ahaha! I barely have money to feed myself.

Long time no see!

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Thats funny~
You said you'd pay him after your payday and you didn't. He says you promised, thats kind of mean to do, just promise and leave a person, don't you think? You might find 5 little coins laying around on your paypal can't you? You can give it back.
It'll only give you back some good karma.

Totally did, convinced the mutant leader to kill self. I haven't had the pleasure to play the second game. The new Divinity is taking most of my time.

Just know that the focus of Soma is the story, don't expect exceptional gameplay

I only speak the truth, dear
let's keep that open for interpretation

Canadalandian

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My life is funny~
Payday never came, I no longer have a job. I have literally no money man. Also, I didn't exactly promise. I thought the guy was joking. Though, I don't think you're one to give me a morality lesson Mr. Monster.
I'm not interested in any karma. You can all hate me if you want, I've already got plenty of rumours surrounding me.

Good!
Don't leave me hanging!

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Whyyy? You don't even know how silly that is!
Hmmph.. Yeah, I do.. If we play again you'll have to put up with us though!
Mwahaha~

Nuuu, You even preordered Sonic Mania when you barely had enough to eat!

Actually, it's a huge improvement thankfully, mostly eating disorders and stuff like that, slowly getting there my dude.
Oh, that's nice, and a new computer too?
Hey, starting fresh is a good thing. Is your internet connection any better too?

We will, there's plenty of time for us to!
E-eh, it might take me a bit to fully update Payday though, so I'll get to it right now.
Of course! I have plenty of free time as a worthless NEEt, so whenever you could make a bit of time to hang out, let the silly angel know! We couldn't get anywhere if it wasn't for our healing specialist, the nurse!

>No one plays with me, anymore.
I'll be back in a bit, I have someone to yell at, uhm.

Stop torturing yourself, there's always a better way out.

Did you have a Shiki?

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use your imagination

Good, now you can actually eat a double bigmac and still be hungry for more, just like me :^)
I've also been working out a lot more. Yeah, everything about this computer is new, will give the old one to my sister once I get a new display.
My new internet is crazy, 200Mb/s. In steam I can download games at 28MB/s

I wish I had a Shiki to talk to

He's probably sleeping
I meant a stroke

You fucking dick loving side changing crying trying to kill your master gay faggot

I do! It's not silly!
Aha, your company is surely better than laying in bed depressed all day. I'll certainly take it!

Food vs. Sonic Mania. I'm used to being starved, I can't be expected to wait for the best Sonic game in years!

But I don't have any.

Why items of your waifu do you own /waifu/?

Tugs on your clothes

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:(
I always do have them, you leaf

Your loss

hi hi. I'm tired.
m,nzchsuioweq

Anime blu-ray + DVD, Manga, Stocking pillow, Honekoneko plush, Stocking's stockings, Stocking nendoroid.
I feel like I shouldn't be pleased about this.

It's your fault for being so mysterious about your sucking habits.

I've been around you are the missing one
nice peek
nice snek