What are my chances of getting a girl?

What are my chances of getting a girl?

>In high school
>Gonna turn 18 in 4 months
>Never worked out
>Virgin
>Never held hands with a girl
>Never had any romantic relationships
>6 feet tall
>Skinny
>Over obsessive of movies, music, and other shit (would never tell anyone so I don't look like a fag)
>Few friends
>Get nervous really quick
>Stutter like a bitch, especially around girls (doesn't matter if I like them or not)
>Introvert
>Shy
>7 inch benis, will probably never use it :(
>Don't know how to start/end conversations, or even get them to continue
>7/10 face
>Wear glasses
>All the girls at my school either have boyfriends or are lesbian
>Sometimes I go on autistic rants talking about obscure stories that few people find interesting (Stuff like space shuttles and Eddie Slovic and that sort of crap)
>Would play video games all day if I could

Where and how can I pick up qt's?

I have no real preference but short girls are pretty cute

You got no chance to begin with

work out at least a little to get definition of muscles, talk a little bit of intro about your interests/hobbies, get over being nervous (if possible). only things holding you back, and if you really want to fuck or get a girl just accept your life is shit and place your life less valuable than dirt but better than a god. girls enjoy someone who is not caring/interested but also has self respect/some form of confidence. really not hard just takes self-control and willpower

Thanks user

Go die user

you gotta act like every bitch wants yo dick.

if you act like every bitch wants yo dick, 1, you're gonna get more confident, 2 one of them will eventually want yo dick.

how many kids you got in that highschool of yours? women have the majority population in like 60-70% of shit, so there's bound to be at least one that would sleep with you between the hundreds that you go to school with every day

also stop watching hentai and anime. that shit is weird. get caught up on normie shows like game of thrones and rick and morty. bitches eat stupid stuff like that up

>Gonna turn 18 in 4 months
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Honestly you can boil this whole post down to confidence, which if i'm reading your post right is exactly the thing you struggle with. you need to look at this as you already have something you're passionate/over obsessive about, you say this as if its negative but it really isn't, you actually care about something and that's what both men and women actually want; personality.

I'm sure you've looked at couples before who are ugly as sin and you think "how is it fair that they can have a relationship and i cant?" the answer is most likely a combination of you being too picky, and that the people in that relationship have something they are passionate about, it's that drive to achieve something that makes people attractive.

I don't really have advice for you because being passionate about something is the part I personally struggle with, but you have to accept yourself, if you can learn to be comfortable with yourself and your desires then you can achieve what you want.

disclaimer, i'm a drunk 23 y/o virgin so this could all be horse shit, your mileage may vary.

You're not even 18.
Plenty of chances to fuck in college and after man.
You know liking movie and shit like this is not neccessarily a bad thing (as long as you don't obsess about pop culture only) in a lot of social circles.

You could work out or do a bit of sports, but don't do it for girls. Do it because it actually feels good. And it's not essential anyway.

For the stutter thing, try to find circles were you can talk about shit you like, and work from here.

add me on kik if u want - genna4u and we can talk. Wanna help but gtg to school

same user as before, pretty much confidence. 20, lost virginity at 15, been in relationships for 7 years of my short life and it's confidence (in my perspective). never had a woman say no when you're confident, and even if she does just be confident that she's still someone to talk to and hangout with and she'll turn around with some sort of desire. really not hard to do in theory but pretty tough mentally in the state you're in. just keep your head up and you'll find someone. if not it's still ok, keep doing your thing and someone that you think you have no chance with will take interest.

got a point but misdirected. i like where your heads at user

Start by having a dog and get in volunteer shit. You'll learn to socialize by working.

Finally, never return to this place.

OP please please listen to me. You will get a gf. I promise, girls are just like that too. Wait till college, ffs I have scoliosis with a hump on my back and I have a gf now. The day will came maybe 3 years from now but it will come. I know it will, start doing shit out your comfort zone, do drugs, dont give a fuck what people think about you. Fuck highschool, go to college even if you got buku student loan debt and drop out just fucking do it for one year. Youll be fine. quit over thinking shit. There is a girl out there that prob feels the same way. Also, once you fuck a girl, or even make out with one youll get confidence, just have to get one to even hold hands or kiss and your confidence will go up. Just ask one out on a date. like fucking ice cream or food. If they say no, be like youll turn down free food? Then just be yourself like quit being such a fucking pussy OP. I used to be you and a lot girls like nerdy shit so quit self loathing quit being a pussy and just talk to some. Atleast make friends, dont even have to fuck them. The time will come stfu you pussy nigger. And this may sound really sarcastic but listen to my advice OP. TRUST ME YOU PUSSY

CONFIDENCE

Gotta stay aloof. You know, zen. Also, hit the gym. It actually works.

0 < P(X) < 1

What is this?

The probability of you getting laid is between 0 and 1....

Fucking highschool math

Just pay for sex and get it over with. It's not that big of a deal and once you see that it'll help.

I mean don't get me wrong it's great. But it's not worth stressing out over.

pretty much for anything though don't just give a general answer to a specific question retard

well he excluded 0 and 1 tho.

I'm fucking 47 years old and this pic sums up how I felt when I'd go out and hang with my friends.

I liked my friends and usually when it was just a few of us hanging at an apartment or house it was cool. But when it was an event like a party at someone's house I was always more or less wishing I was home. I was popular as well - one of the "in crowd".

Everyone either hung at my place or my buddies place and every one of our group was either his friends or my friends which, in the end, became just one big group. Nonetheless, I really didn't care for haning out in groups of people.

I had my comfy chair, MY food, MY drinks, MY TV and MY channels that I could change when I wanted.

Yeah, that pic is awesomely accurate.

>pretty much for anything

you a straight fucking retard too get checked

Your not 47

Oh to answer your question, you can still get girls. You have to make the most of those shitty situations. I dont know if you're too introverted to talk to them outright but you need to have an attitude of "She's just a person like any other fucking person" and approach ALL girls like you've known them your whole life.

Simply by adopting an attitude of being comfortable around them - so much so that you can talk to them about anything (because you aren't trying to fuck them) goes a long way.

Imagine this: You see a girl you kinda know. You're at a party or someone's house. Everyone is drinking beer. The beer is some oddball micro brew shit. You walk past her, to the snacks on the table, grab some pretzels and eyeball the beer can while you're standing next to her but not aggressively....she just happens to be there.

"This beer isn't too bad. Where'd it come from?"
HER: I dunno blah blah blah
"Pretzel?" (you offer your open hand with pretzels in it)
HER: Either takes some or doesn't - who cares
YOU: smile and wander off.

If you repeat this sort of laconic interaction a few times, you create, out of nothing, a relationship of casual interest and friendship.

From there you have a base to build on.

You're missing out on the best pussy of your life.
Go for the artsy girls. They're easy, hot, and you can talk to them about music and shit.
>Also hit up local concerts

Continued -

If these interactions feel like they're going somewhere and she's comfortable with you and you feel like something might be happening, then you can do things like...

Let's say they're starting a movie on TV and everyone is sorta settling in to watch it. You're sitting on the floor with space next to you...
...you can wave that beer can from earlier, and a handful of pretzels up in the air at her with a big goofy grin on your face and nod/motion to the space next to you for her to join you.

You already bonded over little, stupid things, but enough that you can get away with asking her to sit next to you.

:)

underaged b&

In my state the age of convent is 16

Wait what?

You have to be at least 16 to be a nun. Nun bitches put out btw.

U can't fuk nuns

Not with that attitude

>>Never worked out
so work out faggot
>never held hands
tough shit
>6 feet
stfu

Why do you numales gawk at 6 ft?

I was a lot like you but a freshie approached me and ask for my snap long story short we fucked a few times and was a first for a lot of shit but what ever we had is on the decline and starting to hurt me a lot but I'm 17 (ban me I'll get around it) and she's 14 and I plan on going military so it'd never work out but fuck I got close and that was mistake number 1 there's a lot more details I don't feel like getting into since I don't really need the help

Wait until she is of age, user

then I'll be across the country or world well into the military and it wouldn't matter at that point age difference now is the worst but in real life 4 years isn't shit but in HS it's everything

Because she hasn't full formed (mentally)

she had an asshole of an ex 4mo ago who she could never please, she made it her goal to make him happy, he did drugs and drank, never bought her shit, she bought him everything, all in all it was a one sided relationship so she has this little kid fantasy about being rich and meeting her love in college (real world can tell you you could meet your love at an place and time) but she has the mentality of a 20 some year old who just doesn't give a fuck and gave up on love so kinda all over the place

You shouldn't make big decisions until your 18 I don't care how smart you think she is

Can we see your face? You sound hot.

she'll get her hit of reality I will admit when I was her age I had this picture perfect thing of a relationship but then I started noticing others relationships and talked to people and realized nope life is different (never had a relationship either) and I turn 18 on the 23rd and that's the day I plan on enlisting and the last I'll see people I know are they days before basic cause I'm fuckin outta here

Sometimes girls just want a virgin boy to fuck and show them how to fuck and how to make them cum.

>Gonna turn 18 in 4 months
>b&

Dude. No homo but i feel you so hard man. I literally was the same Beta as fuck kid. I'm 23 now but i feel like school was a little while ago. I have literally thousands of hours on Gmod and hundreds in other games.

I was a virgin right until i was 18. i was desperate until i got a job at Walmart. All the dirty woman were hitting on me and there was literally competition over me just because i was a nice guy, not a cocky dick. You will loose out on some woman, don't fret it. I never slept with any of these dirty Walmart beasts but it really put into a prospective that if you are a respectful calm guy woman will find YOU. You don't need to find woman. I've dated a pretty lady i went to school with right to today.

Desperation is your enemy. I almost got a woman pregnant because i was desperate. Take your time and find one who fits with YOUR life. Dont try and fit for her. You wont be happy. Believe me man, woman will see you. Be kind, happy, and not desperate.


I have so much i could say i dont want to bore you. Good luck. Stay classy.

dude fuck off we don't pull this shit on feels threads or threads like it

ditch the vidya if you want woman. if you want to keep going down the same path, then keep playing the vidya. women simply are not attracted to man babies who play video games. or just become a wizard but dont lie to yourself

...

Imagine being so retarded you think you have to give up a hobby for some pussy.

You know the majority of people here are like 12, right?

Kek

Kids now a days..

vidya is a hobby.... good one!

>vidya is a hobby.... good one!
It's literally in the definition.
Don't fill the kid's head with bullshit.

Show us your dick with a ruler for reference and time stamp

Fucking Sup Forums fags. It's no wonder the rest of Sup Forums hates us

honestly you sound really cute

Are you a femanon?

i am.