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my sides are in orbit
i like him a lot, more than most people here, but i swear somethings really off with him ...
rogan podcast is kinda boring today
good OP bud
Good OP, OP
Who are these guys?
heem was so much better a year or 2 ago
>year
No
>two
Yes
Shut up. I've been here since 2005 Sup Forums was never "better."
no idea
This is what newfag shitposters say
It was better before Conor
Much calmer
go to b now and tell me its not worse than ever before
even a year
yes
i've been on there every day all day since 2005 lol
enjoy being 20 you zilch
hey guys guess who lmao
Hope you are having a good day /heem/
those are the primary investors in the UFC
ttt
>3pm in USA
>school is out
>autism vommence in 3 .. 2 .. 1
it's 6pm on the coast with the most
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>runs into your fist
>gets heemed
Nothing personnel, McGregor.
Nice... I came looking for Mackenzie Dern weigh in, but this will do nicely. Didn't know Cat had an ass like that.
>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phil davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phil davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
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>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>rip the chris
>your sister does indeed back down if you know what i unironically mean
I'm not a fan of your early work, but I can appreciate the nice bunda you post
lmfao
is it? because i'm 34 and i've been posting here daily since 2005 you fucking zilch. i literally don't give a fuck shut up
if this is true then solve this riddle
Michael Bisping is the champ, and yet according to physics, he cannot exist.
Why?
source gringo! andale
who?
>tfw ate a whole pint of ben and jerrys again
you know thats a boy, rite?
/heem/ is like the old school MMAWeekly forums but much gayer.
I like it
you sure? google search didnt find shit for me
>current year
>not embracing the feminine penis
fugg they are so old
>look in mirror
fugg me 2
bilf
>Rogan is now the YouTube celebrity hour
>it's a swassiland feeling old episode
Manuwa vs Anderson
Nelson vs Jouban
Pickett vs Vera
Allen vs Amirkhani
Duffy vs Madadi
Manuwa
Jouban
Vera
Amirkhani
Duffy
>you now remember that Houston Alexander is for real!
Jouban lol
Manowar
Jouban
Pickett
Amirkhani
Joe "yes I'm one of the -3 on Conor's record" Duffy
Manuwa
Nelson
Pickett
Allen
Duffy
Well, Conorfags aside, there's also the Schaubtists, cuckposters, and Adan. /heem/ stood no chance against such overwhelming autism.
how many picks are we allowed to make?
holy shit youre right. fuck aging man
>tip your fedora for millions of views on YouTube
>become a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience
hi newfriend
"Tumenov is totally gonna knock out Gunnar and send him to Lightweight"
Who is your FAVORITE current UFC fighter?
fuck you i still look somewhat young
Please man they aren't THAT important
these autists who namefag and race bait and hate on wmma and post the same fucking picture every day are pissing into an ocean of piss...they don't do anything but waste their lives here and they think they actually are humorous. I mean honestly how pathetic can you be?
Those of us who have lives and come here to talk about fights can do so whenever we please.
/heem/ is the true fight fan's board, not some virgin cheeto finger autists personal internet sandbox
Just stop giving them (You)'s and they'll eventually fuck off
Shut the fuck up, Adan.
Anderson
Jouban
Vera
Allen
Duffy
MANUWA by TKO
NELSON by DECISION
VERA by SUB
ALLEN by DECISION
DUFFY by DECISION
Gunni gonna chokey
Chokey chokey chokey
>From Cro Caps to full webms
I'm on board with this
they're younger than me by YEARS and i look 18
women are shit
this, bud
Manuwa
Nelso
Vera
Amirkhani
Duffy
>tfw I turn 40 in 6 weeks
>who namefag
lol nice try jacsperg
>im gonna check out for 5 hours
lol
I dunno, man. It seems like there are more artists every card. Every card I come to chill with my fite fan brothers, and each card that passes, it seems to get a little less fun. It's really gotten to the point where like 80% of posts in any game night thread are shitposts.
I think one day soon, I'll stop coming altogether.
Jouban is gonna 29-28 him the fuck out bud
are you serious bud
You want the basic gestalt or the big enchilada?
age is just a number I turn 21 in ten days yet I feel like I'm closer to 60 also I'm losing my hair, I might just give up
its called aging you little whiny piece of shit lol
dude come on lol
>hate on wmma
this post is so reddit
Damn CodyFan
Shit sounds rough
silva vs gastelum wtf? i've been out these last two days
can somebody tell me if this is real
plz
Men always get the last laugh. Women look hot as fuck from like 16-25 or so and get to act like complete bitches and have dudes stumble all over themselves giving them attention. Then we take over. We get better looking with age. I'm in my 30s and I've never gotten more ass than I do now.
Women just fall right the fuck off. It's hilarious, because a lot of them are used to being treated like princesses and thinking that shit'll never end. Time is our greatest revenge.
lol mad cause half the womens roster could choke you out in 5 seconds?
yeah, you mad. keep calling them shit while they get more and more popular.
ES REAL
Who says you have to grow up?
#kid4ever
es real
CodyFan is literally 16 lel
Why did Claudia have to lose?
es real
surprised they haven't split yet tbqh. Brendan has been a turbo douche lately.
Jacaroid sperg is a loser who is here 24/7, he's not being serious, just seriously pathetic
the real laughing matter is that you didnt find a suitable mate by now
>Then we take over.
jesus christ dude lol
Damn. I kinda feel bad for giving him as much shit as I have. Dude's just a lonely kid, even if he does have autism.
Good one.
weidman sperg!
Yeah people have been pretty harsh on him desu since he's just a kid. He's admitted some of this stuff before. It's kinda weird
...
es real
you should be ashamed for bullying him
>im gonna check out for 5 hours
Lmao
I don't know if I can stand dr. Wyman anymore
He comes off as a complete mark on Twitter but he's pleasant to listen to on Heavy Hands
lol brah your best years are still a ways ahead of you
love yourself brother
Not gonna lie, I do feel like a bit of a piece of shit.