/heem/: northcutt edition

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my sides are in orbit

i like him a lot, more than most people here, but i swear somethings really off with him ...

rogan podcast is kinda boring today

good OP bud

Good OP, OP

Who are these guys?

heem was so much better a year or 2 ago

youtube.com/watch?v=ccYyvWpFLCs

>year

No

>two

Yes

Shut up. I've been here since 2005 Sup Forums was never "better."

no idea

This is what newfag shitposters say

It was better before Conor

Much calmer

go to b now and tell me its not worse than ever before
even a year
yes

i've been on there every day all day since 2005 lol

enjoy being 20 you zilch

hey guys guess who lmao

Hope you are having a good day /heem/

those are the primary investors in the UFC

ttt

>3pm in USA
>school is out
>autism vommence in 3 .. 2 .. 1

it's 6pm on the coast with the most

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>runs into your fist
>gets heemed


Nothing personnel, McGregor.

Nice... I came looking for Mackenzie Dern weigh in, but this will do nicely. Didn't know Cat had an ass like that.

>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phil davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phil davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
>
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>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>rip the chris
>your sister does indeed back down if you know what i unironically mean

I'm not a fan of your early work, but I can appreciate the nice bunda you post

lmfao

is it? because i'm 34 and i've been posting here daily since 2005 you fucking zilch. i literally don't give a fuck shut up

if this is true then solve this riddle
Michael Bisping is the champ, and yet according to physics, he cannot exist.
Why?

source gringo! andale

who?

>tfw ate a whole pint of ben and jerrys again

you know thats a boy, rite?

/heem/ is like the old school MMAWeekly forums but much gayer.

I like it

you sure? google search didnt find shit for me

>current year
>not embracing the feminine penis

fugg they are so old

>look in mirror
fugg me 2

bilf

>Rogan is now the YouTube celebrity hour

>it's a swassiland feeling old episode

Manuwa vs Anderson
Nelson vs Jouban
Pickett vs Vera
Allen vs Amirkhani
Duffy vs Madadi

Manuwa
Jouban
Vera
Amirkhani
Duffy

>you now remember that Houston Alexander is for real!

Jouban lol

Manowar
Jouban
Pickett
Amirkhani
Joe "yes I'm one of the -3 on Conor's record" Duffy

Manuwa
Nelson
Pickett
Allen
Duffy

Well, Conorfags aside, there's also the Schaubtists, cuckposters, and Adan. /heem/ stood no chance against such overwhelming autism.

how many picks are we allowed to make?

holy shit youre right. fuck aging man

>tip your fedora for millions of views on YouTube
>become a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience

hi newfriend

"Tumenov is totally gonna knock out Gunnar and send him to Lightweight"

Who is your FAVORITE current UFC fighter?

fuck you i still look somewhat young

Please man they aren't THAT important

these autists who namefag and race bait and hate on wmma and post the same fucking picture every day are pissing into an ocean of piss...they don't do anything but waste their lives here and they think they actually are humorous. I mean honestly how pathetic can you be?

Those of us who have lives and come here to talk about fights can do so whenever we please.

/heem/ is the true fight fan's board, not some virgin cheeto finger autists personal internet sandbox

Just stop giving them (You)'s and they'll eventually fuck off

Shut the fuck up, Adan.

Anderson
Jouban
Vera
Allen
Duffy

MANUWA by TKO
NELSON by DECISION
VERA by SUB
ALLEN by DECISION
DUFFY by DECISION

Gunni gonna chokey

Chokey chokey chokey

>From Cro Caps to full webms
I'm on board with this

they're younger than me by YEARS and i look 18
women are shit

this, bud

Manuwa
Nelso
Vera
Amirkhani
Duffy

>tfw I turn 40 in 6 weeks

>who namefag

lol nice try jacsperg

>im gonna check out for 5 hours

lol

I dunno, man. It seems like there are more artists every card. Every card I come to chill with my fite fan brothers, and each card that passes, it seems to get a little less fun. It's really gotten to the point where like 80% of posts in any game night thread are shitposts.

I think one day soon, I'll stop coming altogether.

Jouban is gonna 29-28 him the fuck out bud

are you serious bud

You want the basic gestalt or the big enchilada?

age is just a number I turn 21 in ten days yet I feel like I'm closer to 60 also I'm losing my hair, I might just give up

its called aging you little whiny piece of shit lol

dude come on lol

>hate on wmma
this post is so reddit

Damn CodyFan

Shit sounds rough

silva vs gastelum wtf? i've been out these last two days

can somebody tell me if this is real

plz

Men always get the last laugh. Women look hot as fuck from like 16-25 or so and get to act like complete bitches and have dudes stumble all over themselves giving them attention. Then we take over. We get better looking with age. I'm in my 30s and I've never gotten more ass than I do now.

Women just fall right the fuck off. It's hilarious, because a lot of them are used to being treated like princesses and thinking that shit'll never end. Time is our greatest revenge.

lol mad cause half the womens roster could choke you out in 5 seconds?

yeah, you mad. keep calling them shit while they get more and more popular.

ES REAL

Who says you have to grow up?
#kid4ever

es real

CodyFan is literally 16 lel

Why did Claudia have to lose?

es real

surprised they haven't split yet tbqh. Brendan has been a turbo douche lately.

Jacaroid sperg is a loser who is here 24/7, he's not being serious, just seriously pathetic

the real laughing matter is that you didnt find a suitable mate by now

>Then we take over.
jesus christ dude lol

Damn. I kinda feel bad for giving him as much shit as I have. Dude's just a lonely kid, even if he does have autism.

Good one.

weidman sperg!

Yeah people have been pretty harsh on him desu since he's just a kid. He's admitted some of this stuff before. It's kinda weird

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es real

you should be ashamed for bullying him

>im gonna check out for 5 hours

Lmao

I don't know if I can stand dr. Wyman anymore

He comes off as a complete mark on Twitter but he's pleasant to listen to on Heavy Hands

lol brah your best years are still a ways ahead of you

love yourself brother

Not gonna lie, I do feel like a bit of a piece of shit.