ITT we post Hacking greentext story's

ITT we post Hacking greentext story's

>asks for greentext stories
>doesnt offer one himself
>OP is massive fegget

Fine I'll tell my story as Hackman 2.0

>be me
>want to fap
>mom monitors my computer use all the time
>use incognito tab
>bitch never suspects a thing

>mom finds out I looked at porn on my own computer
>sets up an admin account for herself and a child account for me
>says she'll check my history every night
>tons of websites are blocked and it reports everything I do to the admin account
>while she's at work I boot into safemode by holding the powerbutton while the computer is trying to start up
>while in safemode I make a new account with admin privledges
>log into my temporary admin account and change my child account back to admin
>log back into my account and delete the temporary account and her account
>did this every night for about 2 months before she gave up
>never got caught again and learned to delete my history
>i think I was 9 maybe 10

Not using Ultron. You fucking casual.

ultron is a virus dumbass

>be me
>be sexually aroused by underage grills
>fucking government think they can stop me from seeing them glorious perky tiddies
>launch chrome
>new incognoto window
>type https before url
>google image search 6 year old grill gangbanged on the playground
>have godlike ejaculation that echoes through time and space
Your turn Mr Government

>this but with animals

>be me
>14-15 yrs old in school
>using pcs around 25 or so for the student all connected in one network
>stop windows.exe
>teachers thaught all pcs were totally bricked
>never found out
>mfw 2 weeks later they told us they bought 25 new pcs

>Walking in downtown looking over my shoulder every few seconds
>A feeling of bing watched
>Looking for the nearest radio shack to buy a floppy disk
>Kinko's copy fags giving me the eye
>Turn quickly around a corner and into an ally
>Heart pounding as I search my pocket for the "flash drive"
>Electronics no one had even thought of before
>Desperately clinging to my black duster jacket as I head into the coffee shop
>Instantly greeted by a woman who calls me by my we alias
>No one else in the store
>Outside everything looks so peaceful
>Soon it will all work gone
>After the upload, reality will be a vague dream
>Under the table I am slipped an envelope with a new digital currency
>Reaching further and further, the door opens, the envelope hits the floor, everybody.

Not a single hacker in sight. Lol

I hacked the net before Sandra Bullock

> be me
> friend takes me to visit where they work
> penguin books IT department
> they use vaxes
> see someone log in over their shoulder
> password clearly visible
>
> go home
> dial in to their system
> log in to vax
>
>
>
> it's a fucking vax, you can't do anything with it
> log out

I hope you're behind 7000 proxies, my man.

Can't you read dumbass, he used incogneeto mode

>Be me
>Find computer on side of the road
>It's a small computer you'd give your mom, nothing special
>Take it home, boot it up
>Ubuntu/Linux
>The computer's in the physics room used Linux but I used Windows at home
>Try to get to the desktop, no clue how to do it
>Try some commands I remember learning computer engineering class
>Python, Command prompt, nothing works
>Go to google and look up my problems
>Eventually see all profiles and change passwords
>Let's me go deeper
>Only deep enough to find out that there is no desktop and was probably wiped before being tossed to the curb

Closest I've gotten to hacking. Just getting into a random computer and changing shit so try and find a desktop

>mirror image

Wew lad.

Shit, you're right. I'll escort myself out.

> be 14 or 15 y/o me in school
> took comp prog class
> one day a guy I knew went to the bathroom to shit but didn't log out of his computer
> wrote a script that would just write the letter 'g' to a file in his network drive.
> ended up being over 4gb when he got back and tried to use his network drive again
> Somehow he got in trouble, and I was never blamed
mfw

>746953534 no, he used incognito mode, he's untraceable

LMFAO, that lightbulb!

Saw it too! Makes me think of the one with the girl soldering and holding the soldering iron by the metal part.
>pictures of girls pretending to do things

> years later
> second real tech related job
> coworker even younger than me is always late
> also never logs out of his computer
> take screenshot of his desktop, and set it to the desktop background
> hide all his desktop icons
> he strolls in and can't do anything on his computer for 3 minutes until he realizes what I did
mfw

...

>be me
>be in 11th grade comp prog class.
>full of nerds who just want to look cool
>create simple script that makes error message
>message looks like a Sophos message (the anti virus we had at the time)
>prompts user to delete system32
>mfw I bricked an entire computer lab

>1997
>be me
>be 20
>at tech school for programming/networking
>dl hotmail index page.
>change username/password login form in html file
>point it to my custom geocities cgi script
>takes all fields entered and emails the info to me
>"thank you" page is set to be actual hotmail.com
>change local html filename to www-hotmail-com.htm
>set as default homepage in browser on school computers
>andnowwewait.jpg

> Hot girl I know but don't have a chance with
> Hack her icloud
> Using information she posted on Facebook
> Download her entire gallery
> Look at notes
> She has passwords for multiple sites
> I took over her snapchat, facebook, twitter and instagram
> There were even more nudes on her snapchat

cont'd

>anyone who enters un/pw gets bounced to real hotmail page
>meanwhile, i get an email with what they entered
>a lot of it garbage
>one is fellow student's babymama ex
>give him info cuz she's a bitch
>but nothing really useful
>the other one...
>it's a gay dude who's still in the closet
>he's chatting with one girl, replying to one email about "omg can't believe you're going to be a dad."
>meanwhile, emails back and forth with other dudes about hanging out and blowing each other
>1997 dick pics lol

>i did this same thing with adultcheck ids
>created a shitty little porn site filled with free pics
>submission form let everyone in, no matter what they entered
>mostly blank or bullshit ids
>got a few real ones
>got when fewer gold ones
>turned around and used them to get free access to adultcheck sites until they died

Used ChromePass and BHV to make an Auto-Hacking USB, plugged it into some hot sluts computers at my University, unplugged it and made off with their nudes, they never suspected a thing,

I changed a database directory address through regedit.

I'm that tech savvy

>be me
>rat bag child with constant hard on
>fuckin love porn
>mother says to stop watching porn on laptop
>no
>i still pull it 4 times a day.
>mother cant stop me now, own life and home
>wife wants me to stop
>also no

cont'd again

>also late 90s
>used to have small land line phone
>blue, flip-open
>had phone cable
>regular plug on one end, alligator clips on the other
>live out in rural nowhereville
>find phone boxes on side of road
>clip on to posts, get dialtone
>call web-900 numbers to get access to atk
>yes, we had atk back then
>complete strangers bought me porn site access

>one night, clip phone onto posts
>no dialtone
>ppl talking
>guy and girl
>dude thinks he got game
So, tell me about the time you got eaten out.
Hehe I told you, I've never had that done to me.
>full autist mode engaged
ATTENTION, THIS PHONE LINE IS BEING MONITORED!
>rip clips off
>jump in car speed away
>that line's house was probably miles away anyway
>good times