Wizard virgin user here

wizard virgin user here.
what does it feel like to have sex with a woman?

p good

It’s decent tbh

Like having sex with a toy that reacts to you and naturally lubricates

So, like your hand, but imagine it's always lubricated, perfectly formed around your shaft, and reactionary.

inb4 salty milk and coins

Feels overrated

salty milk and coins

The sex itself is overrated but having a gril be that primal and needing your seed feels good

It's like jerking off with no hand into a warm piece of meat that gets wet.

I enjoy it

its awesome.

Sauce?

fgt

It's a lot like having sex with a guy. You do that, right?

Like meaty heaven

Warm

It's not THAT good, user.

This

It's not as good as this moronic virgins will tell you. Honestly it depends, with alcohol or if you are extreeeeemely horny is good.

I would take a blowjob any day. Usually, sex is more like a chore, tho better than fap.

Plus vaginas are disgusting, they can smell pretty bad or have fuckin metal taste. Yuck

Yea except you dont have to buy your hand gifts on holidays and birthdays, cant get tour hand pregnant then have to pay child support all the while having to put up with her bullshit and her stupid ass mother in law who will never die because true evil is immortal

Overrated, honestly don't care for it that much.

milk and salty coins

and sand bags

2017 Sup Forums in a nutshell

it's ok. pretty good.

I felt my first tits today and they were the softest things I've ever felt

Do you even cotton balls brah

take your finger and rub it on the underside of your tongue. it feels like that but on your dick.

To soon

Dunno, been so long since I have done that. Ask my wife's boyfriend, I am sure he knows

Sauce?

whoa. i've never heard this analogy before but i just did this and that is exactly what the vagina walls feels like. accurate.

They were as soft if not softer than huge cotton balls

post more cuck

Sauce please

i really hope that's a birthmark

close. a little more textured, but close.

why did you put that as THAT ?

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Grass is always greener kinda thing, OP. Been married for years, sometimes go a couple of weeks without sex. I sometimes wonder what powers I would have as a wizard, what secrets I would know.
>pic semi-related

they are so soft dude. are they better than your expectations? they were for me

i tried it and now i'm hard

the pussy being more textured?
if so you're fucking someone with disease(s)
or just dry as fug

like putting your dick in sandbags

Here...he knows what it's like better than I do, thanks to my wife.

another virgin here, srs question here,how you can trust women?
I'm pretty sure the nice feel is only without condom, but how can you trust women, that she is really taking the pill, and how you can handle the liability that the pill won't work and she doesn't abort. I mean kids cost at least six figures in live time and your life is gone

I had a seizure

Thats easy, you can't

how long has he been fucking her?

not quite AS slippery. I think they have a little bit of a rougher surface inside. A little more grippy. Wet and slippery, but it hangs onto you.

Homosayswhat

no fucking way. this is the best explanation.
someone let me rub my dick under their tongue

So many homos

last girl i fucked was so wet it was like a slip n slide

ITT: faggots rubbing their tongues & fapping

>tfw you tried to become a wizard but then had sex at 28

I WAS SO CLOSE

Best 2 minutes of your life you'll ever have a couple of times

A warm wet hug.

PornFidelity - Penny Brooks - Wander Lust 2

oh shit! i want to be in the goat tower too!

so how you can fuck them, i have really anxiety of losing my freedom and my money, but laws are on mother side (at least in Ger), so my life would ge gone, i mean the probability fucking a girl isn't high anyway, but i always thought about that.

Is the feel or the emotion killing the anexieties before fucking her.
I had friend of mine he fucked a girl without condom, he was first confident that he fucked her without condom and she didnt take the pill, even some days after sex, then she didnt get her period and he freaked out, what if she is pregnant, but he was a lucky chad and she wasn't pregnant.
But dunno if i think about that i think i couldn't handle the pain after sex, that she could be pregnant ,even if the probability is very low.
Dunno if this are my beta genetics, prevent myself to spread them or the mental probs

I agree. sometimes that shit is tiring.

I only had sex without a condom once and I’m 36 and engaged. That’s depressing. With a condom it’s never about how you feel. Without it’s like an endless blowjob. Amazing.

why you dont fuck without a condom, if you are engaged you probably want kids anway, and furthermore 36 is an age for a man to get kids

She’s still in college.

Don’t judge.

Also we both are tay Sachs carriers.

Also goes by Alice White I think

Like whacking of but much warmer, more coverage, and someone is there with their body against you.

Try masturbating with a woman's vagina, it's like that but sex

Underrated

you do know not everyone wants kids right

Rubbing their tongues?

i'm landlord and my recent tenants is a pair of a girl (17) and a guy 38, i won't.
It is nice for you, but offtopic, doesn't have such girl father complexes. I heared that the parents of this girl are divorced, so i think she probably has a father complex. Furthermore aren't such girls little bit too girly. I like their bodies, but i coudln't handle this girly character, but for you it is the best, if the relationsship last, you can impregnate her at 45, which is for a man a good age to impregnate her and she then will around 30, which is biologically the best age for her. so lucky you, good luck with your marriage.

Sex is the most important thing on the planet..... If you aren't getting any. If you have a girl who gives you steady sex its kind of a chore.

And if they did they could adopt.
She’s getting an implant to prevent pregnancy. We don’t trust the patch.

stay strong wizard.

She’s 25. She was working in a nursing home when we started dating back when I was 30. She’s not very girly, but she’s large and definitely has daddy issues.

i know but the pill has a better perl index then condoms, it just in case of unluck that they can get a kid and if they are enganged it is more handable than if you are in an 1 year realationship and both beginning or mid twens

nice

>married with 3 kids
>sex is good
>get ready for always being pissed off because theres never a moment where at least 1 of your kids are crying, or fighting, or complaining
>get ready for being pissed off cuz your wife cant cook and the only thing she doesnt fuck up is heating up a frozen dinner. no matter how many times you think a good dinner is on the way, its always fucked up by burnt, shitty science experiments and you curse yourself and her out every fucking time because you know you should have just cooked your own fucking dinner.
> be ready to never have money
> be ready to go to some stupid kids birthday party every fucking weekend for the rest of your stupid shitty fucking life

A while...he was one of two lovers who joined us for a while on our honeymoon to make sure the bride was well satisfied.

if you love her and her character younger is always better in my opinion, if i break out the doom loop of viriginity with some years to wizard and i'm 30-35 i also would look for younger girls, but the liability decreases steadily every year, so i'm happy at least another user fucks

Fucking without a condom is too good but its also great because its a huge ego boost

Bags of sand.

Better than me: I have only had sex without a condom a small handful of times in the past 15 years...and I'm married. But my wife has her trusted lovers bareback all the time.

I became a wizard then had sex, have I lost my wizard powers?

It's mutual pleasure. I know that what I'm doing to my girl feels good. And we both know the other is enjoying it which adds another layer of turn-onness

like bags of sand

are you kidding or are you serious? either way youre pathetic. fucking neck yourself

Yes,
but how was the breakout of the wizardhood?
did the girl recognized that you are a virgin? If yes how did she react?
Or did you well research on google and dry exercises?

yes

Girls rarely recognize it.
I had my first time with a girl who's had 15+ partners and she didn't notice. In fact, she wasn't even really good at it herself.

Depends on the woman. Some are great. Others are lackluster and boring.
>source: retired man-whore

Tinder
it went surprisingly well, no embarrassing moments, she didn't seem to notice
Nah I just did what came naturally in the moment

virgin fag detected.

Anyone that says they'd rather get a blow job than have sex is insane. Sex is literally the best thing in the world. I've fucked some fatties and some 3's, and even then dumping my load in a girl was pretty much awesome. When you get a girl that is gorgeous, pussy smells delicious, and gets wet for you and works just as hard to get herself off as you are trying to get yourself off, it's magic.

It's ok. I'm just in it for the titties.

Sucks to hear some of you men don't enjoy sex. As a girl, I must say it's pretty fucking nice getting laid. I admire the honesty.

That's what you get for marrying (and breeding with) a woman who can't cook. Sorry about your luck, user.

Mh, i feel very insecure about that, i think my brain would overthink, that she recognize it that i'm virgin and then it would be embarrassing. I thought about breaking the circle with going to a hooker. I'm not kissless at least and not ugly, just not confident enough.

lucky you, read above, i think i couldn't handle it so easily. But good for you that you broke the circle. But i'm really beta, cause toxic family disparaged me through my whole youthood, confidence isn't just available, every negative thing a woman would recognize i would think it is my fault

it's disappointing tbh. It's aight tho. I guess I hyped it up too much.

>I guess I hyped it up too much.
Everyone did.

Its horrible. I only do it as a service to humanity. Sex with men is better, you should go with that op

I didn't. I didn't even want sex for almost a decade. When I finally had sex it was kinda alright. Still a chore, though, as some others have already pointed out.

Guys!! Girl here. We don't want to end up pregnant if it's just a fling anymore that you want us pregnant. Decent creatures such as myself will pop the pill religiously. Some of us are actually pretty fucking nice. We'll give you a pre-abortion text before it goes down.