What's the weirdest you've fapped to?

What's the weirdest you've fapped to?

that cgi video of lara croft getting her giant cock sucked by the weird alien mouth-dick-snake thing

Girl humping a sybian in a dirty diaper

Love that shit

To the nurses in silent hill

I fapped and came to A Serbian Film

I regularly masturbate to pictures of floor tiles

ur mum lmaooo Xdd

Dem boobs

Ohhhh dude you THE tile guy yeah? Post them sexy patterns boy! I remember you lol

An alien sucking this guys dick with the 2nd mouth

what started as a joke became an extreme fetish. When i see clean grout lines i just lose it

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Recently irl walrus. Yup. Pussy looked like a human.

Does this do it for ya?

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Yeeeeeeeeah someone saved it, legend!

Yes. To think someone handcrafted that gets me diamonds. Especially the way it's part smooth and rough. Imagine running your body down the surface. Its quite overwhelming

SHOW US YOUR FOLDERS

this

You ever fap to real floor tiles? or just pictures? curious

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My man, be a gent and show these lovely people your folders.

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i love you so much please tell me all the naughty little fantasies youve always wanted to share with someone but couldnt. we're all here for you.

i regularly roleplay incest while having sex.

Does sandpaper get you off tileboy?

A video of a winking horse pussy

does sandpaper look like tile to you?

I used to and still fap to new leather boots. They HAVE to be new or it doesnt get me off

Doesnt it rough it up? Or smoothen?

>be me
>11 years old
>don't know about sex, or porn or jacking off
>Taking a shit
>Reading "Transformers Revenge of The Fallen: The Novel"
>2 inch dick is itchy
>scratch with book
>is one of those really brown rough books
>feels like sandpaper
>dick feels good because rub
>doesnt get hard because no puberty
>keep rub
>orgasm for the first time
>happy
>suddenly writhing in pain
>rubbed sandpaper on dick and cut it really bad
>huge scab on dick for next month
>kept doing it anyways because feels good
>take a year to realize you can jack off without a rough book
>am retarded
>didn't think about sex or anything just thought about the book
>technically jacked off to transformers revenge of the fallen the junior novel

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