*misses multiple goals*

*misses multiple goals*

>an argue doesn't show up to big guys

STOP THE PRESSES

harry kane would have scored at least a hat trick if he'd been playing instead of aguero tonight

why are pretty much all strikers in the premier league so shit or mediocre?

How can it be a goal if it didn't go in the goal?

"Shots" is the word you're looking for. Lemme know if you need any more help translating gypsy into English.

He has the best goal to minute ratio in EPL history (goal every 106 minutes)
In comparison second place is Henry (goal every 121 minutes)

>messi has to play with this

I am so glad he was eliminated

i just wish this fucking cuck fucking goes to china or mls so he can became irrelevant, england fucking ruined him, he was good before man city.

>tf
>tp

>when you're drunk posting and unconsciously begin baneposting

fucking lavezzi is rotting in china and he is still called by your NT, like aguero going there would even change something...

>people still blame higuain

>became
That aside, I hope so too.

>>an argue doesn't show up to big guys

what did he mean by this

he's been benched by Lucas Pratto unironically.

Higuain is way worse in important games

Being saying this for a long time now, he's fucking shit
He'll score a brace against some shit team and everyone will go on about le best striker in the prem
Gabriel Jesus would've scored
Fucking seething lads

>who's maradona
Oh yeah, the actual goat

this 2bh

>blasting it into the fucking stands

What did Agüero mean by this?

>Gabriel Jesus
It's fucking rashford all over again fuck me, the kid is useless.
Sign a wc cf or fade into obscurity, you can't defend and you saw what happens when you can't outscore teams

>tranny fucking alcoholic manlet who had to cheat to beat England
>Goat of anything

yeah, no

Lavezzi is only called because he is a literal clown. He does stupid shit so everyone can laugh at him and keep spirits up in the hotel.

I'm drunk too mate cheers

Trying to channel his inner Pogba