NEW BABY

>having a white baby boy next week
What are some good baby names? Should I get him circumcised? What should I do to prevent him from being a degenerate? I was thinking of naming him Odyssey.
>inb4 bad name kill urself
I was thinking of also naming him my dad's name, Cohen.

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Adolph

Just call him faggot. That way, he'll take after his father.

Tyrone

Don't be a retard and ruin your kid's sexual pleasure for his entire existence.

Names:
Alexander
Christopher
Richard
George
William,
etc

Also vote leave lads
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Don't circumcise, and that's a shit name. At home never forget to supplement his common core edducation.

No circumcision you dumb faggot, do some research

Chad

Robert is a really strong male name. A bit common, but not common in our current generation.

10/10 post

Hunter
Maverick
Ryder

>What should I do to prevent him from being a degenerate?

Don't give him a degenerate name like Odyssey.
Also why would you even ask about getting him circumcised? Of course not.

Those sound like army names, But I like them.

Edgar Homoberg

Transition her immediately. Her name can be moonsong

>(((Cohen)))

>I was thinking of also naming him my dad's name, Cohen.

FIRST POST BEST POST

Gary

Only 28 baby's were named Gary in 2013

ALEXANDER

Well, then you're a gigantic faggot who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. I hope it's stillborn.

how many muhammads?

This.

>Cohen
So you're trolling? If not, Celtic/Old Norse names sound strong and actually mean something. Both of my children are named after gods from the Norse pantheon.

My father is not jewish, and our generation consists of American-French

but then they shorten it to alex and alex is gay as fuck

Shit name, kill yourself. At least name him Odysseus, a real name. Don't get him circumcised, it's a Jewish practice. Don't raise him strictly, but don't let him do whatever he wants without consequence. Don't drop the redpill as soon as possible. Ease into it over the years. By high school he should be fine.

>cohen
>not jewish

pick1

let me guess . . . is your name shlomo?

>American-French
>not jewish

uh..

why would you mutilate your wife's son?
if he's not happy with being uncut he can still get it done when he has the cognitive skills to actually agree to this barbaric practice

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name him after his father, Jamal

>baby boy
How do you know about its gender identity yet?

Make sure his middle name is "Gaper", so everyone knows you named him after a literal faggot.

Pol faggot having a kid. Can't get your hand pregnant.

Maybe when he's young but once he's a young man he'll start using Alexander again and it'll be great

Abort it! He will be a rapist

>I was thinking of also naming him my dad's name, Cohen.

Not subtle enough. Kill yourself, you childless faggot.

>thinking of naming him Odyssey
>should I mutilate his penis?
What is wrong with you people?

Based

Or you tell him his name is Alexander and not alex, explain to him why. That way he will always be glorious

>Odyssey
lel that's fucking retarded mate why wouldn't you name him Odysseus or Ulysses.

Dad's name is also honorable

but what if he turns out to be a brony or something? won't that be a disgrace?

Give him a traditional name OP, don't be a special snowflake, your son doesn't deserve to have to deal with it for the rest of his life.

Also, if this is your first child, good luck.
I have three now and it's amazing, but at the same time, it's a living hell. Say goodbye to sleeping in, privacy, having hobbies, and going where you want, when you want without finding a babysitter first.

>had multiple wives
>conquered everything he came across
>never lost a battle

KEEP BEING JEALOUS CUNT

>mfw I can't get 2D pregnant... yet

That even better

>Cohen.
Not white, sorry to tell you m8

Magnus

>making things up on the internet
Name it kanker

Might as well name him Beta Cuck Master now so you arent disappointed any further by the little shit later on.

Make sure to avoid giving him a name with hebrew roots (i.e. the kind of names that show up in the bible).

Pick a traditional name from your area/lineage/bloodline, especially if it's one that's commonly used today.

how about Cocker

Don't get your son circumcised. Consider this scenario:
>I've dipped your son's pre-circumcision baby cock into a beaker of water and measured the water displacement.
>I've circumcised your son and repeated the experiment, dipping his tiny baby cock into the beaker of water and measuring the water displacement.
>Your son's cock has displaced more water pre-circumcision and is objectively larger.

Don't mutuate your son! Both my sons are whole white with old German/Norse names. If we have a third we are going with a Celtic name.

Long John
your son will thank you

Alistair
Felix

Edmund
Luke
Claudius
Spencer
Lucius
Frederic
Roman
Lawrence
Hans
Erik
Heinz
Ulysses
Ulrich
George
Erwin

>odyssey

wow way to ruin his life. might as well call him shanique you fucking nigger

>no Chad

Just came to make sure this was posted.

1. Try to avoid the popular names list.
If theres one thing that pisses off a kid its being the fifth person with the same name in his class.

2. Try to be original but not degenerate.
Go with something Biblical but not too far off.

3. My suggestion

Theodore - Can call him Ted, Teddy, or Theo when he gets older.

>asking Sup Forums for advice on how to raise your child
I feel sorry for your son already

I thought it was a nice name because of the spectacular movie, 2001: A space Odyssey. I thought me and him could watch that movie when he gets older.

just get it bifurcated

I named my baby, Cadillac.
Because I like cadillacs and figured he could drive me around in one when he gets older.

2nd for richard. I have a 16 month old richard. Non circumcized because I'm not retarded

>Should I get him circumcised?
Please don't hurt him like that. It's entirely unnecessary and irreversible.

Definitely get him circumsized. You don't want some dirty elephant skin hanging down there. Disgusting looking and unhygienic.

>Name him Iron, Wolf, Attila, Forest, Storm or Cipher.

Do the exact opposite of what this fucking leaf says

Adolph

After the father?

Do not get him circumsized.

It's genital mutilation, plain and simple. I have a young son, convinced my wife that we didn't want a circumcision. Feels good man.

Odessey is lame as fuck.
Sounds forced as fuck.
Its hipster as fuck.
Like your trying to say, hey we are different! Notice us!


>Odysseus
>Ulysess

Names that actually mean somthing and command respect.

>Not going with Diomedes or Ajax

Jesus was circumsized.....

Its degenerate to not cut the penis

Dude noone cares if your mexican baby was circumsized or not.

I approve... but you must add "Donald"

t. Christopher

Can't go wrong with Jack

>best friend had a new baby today with his wife
>i'm still that one immature friend with no gf and no life prospects

my life is turning into some shitty sitcom

Mitchell

Middle name
no
fuck no

Poor quality bait. No one is this fucking stupid.

Taishaun.

Name him Barron

Just had a baby Girl two days ago congrats man it is going to be one hell of a ride nothing else in life compares to the feeling you will get.

Naming after family is a good tradition. Cohen is good.

Try to avoid most Roman/Greek names. Something like Marcellus isn't bad because you can always shorten it to Mark or whatever... but if you call your kid something like Odyssey or Tiberius or some shit they're gonna hate your fucking guts.

Just had my first child on the 20th of may. I'm Danish and mum is kiwi euro.

>caring this much about circumcision
>projecting self insecurities by calling people "faggot" or "tranny degenerate"

do you losers want to suck dick?

Actual based names for consideration coming through (* denotes strong names with a warning for JOOish origin):

Alexander
Apex
Apollo
Archimedes
Ares
Amadeus
Amon
Aziel*
Callum
Deus
Dmitri
Gabriel*
Gunther
Haldor
Julius
Luther
Maximus
Sampson*
Solomon*
Talon
Valor

THIS

Don't cut his dick and don't call him Odyssey or Cohen (it sound jewish), and to prevent degeneracy you should learn him war history and west culture, and do not let his professors or whoever saying his propaganda to him

It will be fine bro

Knock up a hooker and be a single dad when she overdoses.

>Danish and Kiwi

Why is this such a common mix.

August is a god-tier male name.

Name him SOUTH WEST.
>profit you cuck...

dont circumsize you cuck

Donald

>shitty movie
>not the "epic poem" by Homer.
JUST

Name- give him some patrician ones
>Alexander
>Patrick
>Edward
>Thomas
>Nicholas
>George
>Andrew
Circumcision?
>no
>degeneracy prevention
Shelter him from degeracy/electronics/tech at an early age and inculcate core values like honor, respect, and loyalty. Expose him to his history. As he gets older and is exposed to marxism, take his hand and lead him through it, pointing out its flaws. Show him the work right wing intellectuals.

He won't stray too far from your standards as long as you are a good father.

>I was thinking of naming him Odyssey

>Cohen

Cohen what, Goldstein?